A/N: I wrote this chapter in one of my notebooks after a History exam I took, so some of this stuff is just odd and out of place. But that makes it all thoughmore fun and enjoyable.

Also this chapter is dedicated to the readers of this wacky fic. Enjoy!

After realizing that the first chapter was no longer going to involve him, Harry Potter sat on the floor of his room, trying to figure out how to defeat the forces of evil.

"Jump Ron! Get the crystal ice glaciers from atop that cliff and defeat the steaming salamanders from the enchanted chamber of doom!" yelled Harry as he played his Prisoner of Azkaban video game. The 5th level was always the most difficult.

"Oh, I thought his opening chapter would never finish," said Harry as he turned off his Playstation. Besides he was getting to the part when he needed the circle, triangle, circle, square, triangle, circle, X, circle cheat code and there was no time for that.

"Blast, Ron hasn't contacted me and I just feel so lonely!" he wailed. "If only I had someone to grant my every wish!"

With a loud CRACK sound, green and pink smoke filled the room. Two figures emerged from the smoke, each sporting a crown atop their heads and holding a wand.

"Who are you guys?" asked Harry.

"Why, we are your fairy House-elves!" said the two little house elves.

"Harry is an average kid and no one understands-"(Insert film reel of Harry getting hit in the face by a volleyball)

"Aunt Pentunia, Vernon, Dudley are always giving him command-"

"Bed twerp!" yelled Dudley as he slammed the door.

"He is in his room then suddenly and instantly, those magical little fishes grant his every wish because in reality they are his Odd House-elves! Fairly OddHouse-elves!"

"Wands and wings!" yelled Judy the pink house-elf.

"Floaty crowny things!" sang Laslo the green house-elf.

"He lives in unity with his fairly Odd house-elves! Ha!"

"Oh my god! You guys can do magic!?" asked Harry excitedly.

"Uh, yeah" said Laslo.

"Cool, so can I!" said Harry.

"Then what the hell did we get sent here for?" asked Judy, but then there came a loud rumbling noise from downstairs.

"Oh, something more exciting seems to be happening downstairs. See you guys!" said Harry and disappeared down the stairs.

"Damn! We lost another kid!" yelled Laslo as he broke his wand in half.

Harry ran down the stairs and into the living room,only to discover that his relatives were unconsciousunder a pile of bricks and wood. Harry couldn't think of any reason for their state of being. Maybe it was the huge ship that was in the middle of the living room.

"What the hell?"

"Ahoy there!" yelled Captain Jack Sparrow from atop the mast of the Black Pearl. Will Turner was doing something of unimportance and looking pretty like he always does. "Do you happen to know where I can find Captain Barbossa?"

"Jack, you know what your mother said about playing in other people's houses right?" said Harry with his arms crossed.

"...Aye" said Jack as he hung his head in shame and drove his ship out of the Dursely's House. "Oh by the way I found this outside, "he said as he threw Ron,Fred, and George off his ship.

"Hey Harry!" greeted Ron Augustus Bartholomew Weasley and his brothers.

"What are you guys doing here?" asked Harry.

"Well the Quidditch World Cup is happening and we thought it would be nice to bring you, Hermione, and the rest of our 125 family members with us."

"Sweet!" said Harry. He ran back up the stairs andgathered his things into his Hello Kitty trunk and wasjust about to leave when he remembered something veryimportant. He walked over to Uncle Vernon and his eyesbegan to water. This may or may not be the onion thatFred was holding under Harry's nose, but he finallyspoke.

"Uncle Vernon after all this time I just wanted to say-" said Harry just as the cliché violin started playing in the background.

"-I'm going to borrow 20 bucks," said Harry as he took out Uncle Vernon's wallet.

With that he and the Weasley Brothers skipped merrily into the sunset.

4 hours, 7 McDonald's Mcflurry's, and 3 subway ride attempts later....

Harry and the Weasley brothers finally made it to the burrow. Every Weasley known to man was there, including the kid who was Arthur Weasley's second cousin 's father's nephew's great aunt.

Bill and Charlie were there too, and according to every fic on the internet and the series they were hot.

And Hermione was....Hermione was....Hermione was still smart.

Out of all the mayhem of so many relatives, Ginny managed to find Harry. Like some obsessive stalker character.

"Hi Harry." said Ginny as she wore a shirt that said "Harry/Ginny forever".

"Hey" said Harry. She ran away giggling madly.

"Ron, do you think she still likes me?" asked Harry inquisitively.

"Dude, she is so over you." said Ron.

The next morning....

"Alright everyone! Gather your things and we'll beoff!" yelled Arthur Weasley to his entire family.

"Hey Ron, look what I got." said Harry as he held up a camcorder.

"Cool, and you know what? We are going into the woods were all those people disappeared and those weird markings appeared, but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about" said Ron.

"Let's go!" said Harry.

5 minutes later...

"I'm so scared right now." said Harry into the camera.

"Why did we come in here man?!" yelled Ron as he began to cry.

"Tell everyone that I'm sorry and-" began Harry.

"Will you two get out of the Weasley's garden and follow us!?" yelled Hermione from behind the fence.

"Okay!" yelled Harry as he and Ron giggled over towards Hermione.

After trudging through the woods, the Weasley's, Harry and Hermione finally made it to the new contraption, the port key. Already there were Amos Diggory and his son Cedric

"Hello Harry how are-" started Cedric but out of nowhere a bolt of lighting hit him and he fell to the ground. Everyone screamed. Surely that could have killed anybody.

"I'm okay!" said Cedric as he got up.

"Groovy" said Harry as he went to the portkey. "So Harry, how have you-" Cedric began but fell off the conveniently placed cliff side that surely spelled impending doom towards anyone who fell off it.

"No, I'm okay!" yelled Cedric as he climbed back up the cliff side. Harry grabbed Cedric by the collar and dragged him over to the portkey where they all disappeared into a psychedelic whirlwind of mind-bending colors.

Okay people, first I must apologize for the massacre I placed upon the "Fairly Oddparents" theme song. When I was writing this I couldn't remember all the words.

Second of all, thanks for reading this crazy chapter and Laslo says that you should all review!