A/N: When I started to write this chapter, I was in the middle of also writing my English Essay. Maybe that explains why I couldn't finish it for 5 hours.

It was the day of the long-awaited Quidditch World Cup and excitement filled the air. Multitudes of fans were cheering as the teams went onto the field. The announcers in the booth were the most overjoyed.

"...and some guy flies after the red ball and catches it..." said announcer #1 as he tried to stay awake.

"Yeah, um, the guy in the green uniform just threw the ball through the circle thing" said announcer #2.

"........What the hell is Quidditch?" asked announcer # 3.

Down in the Weasley's box....

"Come on ride the train, wooo wooo, and ride it woo woo..." sang Harry as he ate a hotdog.

"I come from the land down under, oh yeahhhh..." sang Ron

"What is love, baby, don't hurt me, no more, do do do do doo..." sang Hermione.

"You know Harry-" started Ron thoughtfully, "- we are sitting here, enjoying ourselves, and I have feeling that the rest of the story will go smoothly with no threats made on your life."

"Ron, I think you right." said Harry.

Lucius Malfoy stood in the middle of a cold, dark room. His fellow death eaters stood around him, daring not to make eye contact. Voldermort sat in his chair, watching Lucius very closely. He finally spoke.

"Lucius, in order for you to become one of my top death eaters, you must complete this final task. Mind you that it has never been done before."

"I am ready" said Lucius as he took a deep breath. The death eaters stirred. Voldermort smiled.

"Fine. Wormtail, spin."

"Left hand on red" said Wormtail happily.

Lucius thrust out his left hand to the "Twister" board and went into the "Super Duper Turn-Style Lemony McTwist."

Everyone cheered. Goyle ran to the light switch and flicked it on. Nott was holding a cup of punch while sporting a "Go Lucius!" shirt. Avery was wearing a "Twister '76 Convention" bandana.

"Yes! I got skills!" he shouted triumphantly.

"Yes Lucius, you have mad skills. Congratulations, you have are now inducted to the 'Bad Guy Twister Hall of Fame'" said Voldermort.

Wormtail and Avery handed Lucius a bouquet of roses.

"Now it's time to make up a new brilliant rouse to kill Potter!" yelled Nott.

Everyone agreed, but the Dark Lord looked saddened.

"Master, what's the matter?" asked Wormtail.

"I don't know. Hey guys?-" he asked with a hint of embarrassment in his voice, "Do you think I'm really cut out for this job?"

"Master of course! Don't you remember the Olympics ?" asked Crabbe.

"The Olympics?..."

Flashback sequence........

It was 1980, the year of the 22nd Olympiad and awaiting for his swimming race to begin was Tom Riddle. As he stepped onto the blocks, a group of men dressed in all black and drinking "Samuel Adams" beer were watching Tom very closely. Maybe because they needed a leader for some kind of secret organization in the future? No, they were just amused at this guy in a Speedo.

The gun went off. The race happened. Tom lost.

"What?! 3rd place?!" he screamed. "Forget that!" he yelled as he cursed the judge who gave him a 7.3333333333333.

"Damn. Well I have nothing left to do but become some dark overlord. I need some notorious followers to obey my every whim," he said. He also thought about where to start looking first. This process would be long and tedious.....

The hell with that.

"Hey you guys want to be death eaters and listen to everything I say?" he asked the now-drunk group of men in the stands.

"Okay!" they all yelled.

End flashback....

"Well, that was one of my finest moments" said Voldermort proudly. "Uh, the curse and recruitment, not the race."

"So what do we do now?" asked Lucius.

"Well, I heard from this guy, who knows this guy, who knows this guy, who knows this guy, who knows this guy, who knows this girl, that knows this guy and he said that the Qudditch World Cup is today and Potter is going to be there."

"Let's go!" yelled Lucius.

The death eaters all walked to the door. "Oh and guys -" said Voldermort. They all turned. "- I don't want everyone to know that I'm already back to full form, so you know, don't make a scene."

"We promise." they all chorused.

"I got someone's watch!" yelled McNair from among a smoking wreckage of a tent.

"I got a necklace!" yelled Nott.

"I found a cookie!" yelled Lucius.

Even though the Death Eaters were ruthless and loved to plunder for valuables, they knew when it was time to be discrete and not make a scene.

"So what do you guys want to blow up next?" asked Wormtail.

"Hey, what's that in the sky?" said Goyle as he pointed upward.

"It's a bird!" yelled Nott.

"It's a plane!" shouted Avery.

"It's a....no wait, it is a plane." said Lucius as he held on to his beloved chocolate chip cookie.

"Oh look, the Dark Mark." said Goyle casually. They all stared at the hideous symbol in the sky that stood for the most evil wizard and they could only do one thing to celebrate its presence.

"Awwwwwwww!" they all chimed with dreamy eyes. Lucius finally spoke.

"Guys, we better get out of here. If someone sees us and the Dark Mark in the air-" he said with a worried look, "- we might be making somewhat of a scene."

The Death Eaters all agreed and lifted up their bags of swag to leave. Wormtail followed behind and then knocked over a lawn gnome. They all froze and turned around. Lucius went up to Wormtail and slapped him.

"What did he say Wormtail?! What did he say?! Don't make a scene!"

In a dark cave somewhere....

Harry and Cedric where wandering around in a dark, dank cave. There were giant spider webs surrounding them everywhere and if they were smart enough, they knew that going into this place of impending death was a bad idea. Especially for Cedric.

"I don't know Gollum, are you sure this is the right way to return this shiny ring I found in the bottom of my trunk." asked Harry as he held up the one ring to rule them all.

"Of courrrrsseee..." said Gollum as he hopped over a rock.

"Harry! Cedric! Get out here!" yelled Ron from outside the cave.

"Oh we have to go" said Harry as he put the ring in his pocket and walked outside with Cedric.

"Damn!" yelled Gollum.

Outside....

"Hey Harry, while you were in there, someone totally made a scene by knocking over Old Man Withers lawn gnome." said Ron.

"Man, some people just don't know how to be discrete" said Harry shaking his head.

"Oh yeah, and the Dark Mark is in the sky, but I'm sure it doesn't mean anything" contributed Hermione.

Just then, Mr. Crouch and some other non-important people came running over to see where the Dark Mark originated from.

"This is Mr. Potter's wand and even though Harry is always telling the truth and everyone waits to the end of the story to believe him, I'm still going to go with my gut instinct and accuse him."

"Crap." said Harry.

"Wait, I have the person who really did this!" yelled Mr. Weasley as he ran over with a sack over his shoulder. He reached into the sack and pulled out a short creature with big ears and wide eyes.

"Yoda!" yelled Harry. "I knew it!"

"I not did this, did this not!" said Yoda in his wacky Star Wars lingo.

"What's up?" came a tiny voice from behind a garbage can. It was Winky the House-elf.

"Winky!" screamed Mr. Crouch. "You did this? I have nothing left to do but set you free and make you go into a butterbeer drinking induced hell."

"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" cried the little house-elf.

"Well guys, after all this I'm sure all the danger has passed." said Harry as he Ron and Hermione walked over to the smoldering wreckage that used to be their campsite.

Alright everyone, you knew it was coming...the Lord of the Rings crossover. Alast, it was just waiting to happen. I hope you all enjoyed reading the "twister" scene and having the thought of Lucius Malfoy doing a spin like that in your head. Review!