A/N: Midterm tomorrow! Must study, but for now a quick update.
And so it was that, Harold, Ronald, and Hermione, were to go back to their magical instution of learning, to do magical things, in their magical spare time.
After a few hours on the Hogwarts Express, a cameraman and crew came into Harry's compartment.
"Oh hello," said Harry as he waved to the camera. "As some of you may know I have an entire series about myself and three feature length films too. These are my best friends, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley."
"Hey" said Hermione and Ron.
"You know guys I think it's time something exciting happened." said Harry.
"Well, I bought my tape player" said Ron as he lifted up his "Barbie" boom box.
"I think it's time for some Bohemian Rhapsody" suggested Harry as he pulled out his "Queen" tape.
A catchy tune started to play as Harry and crew walked out the door.
"I see a little silhouetto of a man," sang Harry in a deep voice.
"Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-" chimed in Ron and Hermione in equally deep voices.
"Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-" they all sang in the hall.
"Galileo, Galileo," sang Fred as he joined them in the hall.
"Galileo, Galileo," joined in George.
"Galileo figaro-magnifico-" they all sang, their voices echoing of the walls.
"But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me-" sang Draco from his compartment while reading a magazine.
"He's just a poor boy from a poor family-" added Crabbe and Goyle.
"Spare him his life from this monstrosity-" sang all the 4th years as they walked down the hall with Harry.
"Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-" said Hedwig from her cage.
"Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee ,for meeeeeee, for meeeee-" sang everyone with their hands in the air. Just as Harry was about to go into the air-guitar solo, the train stopped and everyone fell over.
"I think we have arrived" said Hermione. Everyone cheered
Going back to Hogwarts was a time when old friends were once again reunited, new students could get to know each other and the four houses to forget their differences and come together.
"Did you just look at my fork?!" yelled some 5th year Ravenclaw to some 4th year Hufflepuff.
"And what if I did?!" she yelled back.
"Oh, don't make me go all up in this piece!" yelled the Ravenclaw student.
Joy and Happiness were in the air. Even though they mean the same thing.
"Isn't it just wonderful to be back at school?" asked Hermione happily.
"Meh..." said Ron
"Hey, isn't it about time for the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher to be introduced?" asked Harry. Just then, Dumbledore stood up and asked for everyone's attention. Nobody listened. He picked up a house-elf and hit against the table. Everyone stopped talking.
"Now that I have your attention-" he said, "- I am pleased to introduce your new teacher, Mad-Eye Moody." Everyone applauded politely as Mad-Eye came out from behind a lamp, and walked up to the table...suspiciously.
"Thank you everyone, and I am telling you now that I am a non-suspicious person that has come to teach here so don't think of me as a follower of the Dark Lord and that I am impersonating the real Mad-Eye Moody or anything of that sort," he said uneasily as his eyes darted back and forth.
There was agreeing from all the tables.
"Hey mister, your face is changing..." said some observant student.
"Oh damn!" murmured Mad-Eye as he ran away.
Dumbledore stood up once again. "Now if you will all follow me outside, the other magical school students will be arriving soon for the Tri-Wizard Tournament."
"What the hell is the Tri-Wizard tournament?" asked Harry.
"It doesn't matter Harry, if you have seen the 4th book cover, you are on the front so you know that you are going to be involved," said Hermione in a bored voice.
"Okay" said Harry.
Outside....
Everyone was waiting patiently for the new students to arrive, and just as the clock struck 12 a giant carriage shaped like a pumpkin made it to the front doors. It grew quiet as a woman in a ball gown stepped out and started complaining about some glass shoe.
"Oh, here come the real students..." said Fred as he pointed to a crowd of pissed-off looking people walking up the path. The Beauxbatons students, and they were all eating croissants.
Just then, a loud rumbling came from the lake and a giant ship started to rise out of the water. Everyone was in awe.
"What school is that?" asked Ron
"That's Durmstrang, and I believe Viktor Krum, the boy that will make you extremely jealous, is waving to us" said Hermione as she looked on eagerly. But it wasn't Viktor Krum who was waving to them, but the last person that Harry would ever expect to see. Captain Jack Sparrow.
"What the hell is he doing here?" asked Ron.
"I don't know, lets just all walk inside and pretend not to notice him" said Harry as he ushered everyone inside.
Harry, Ron and Hermione ran into the Great Hall the next night and sat down.
"Man, these scene changes are exhausting. Didn't we just eat just two paragraphs of dialogue ago?" asked Ron.
They all shrugged.
"So what's the point of tonight's feast" asked Harry as he reached for a bowl.
"Tonight the champions are going to be chosen from the schools" said Hermione.
"Oh my God!" yelled Harry.
"I know, isn't it exciting?" Hermione said happily.
"No, someone took my box of Trix!" said Harry angrily. He looked around the room and saw the Trix rabbit running away with his beloved cereal.
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" said Ron good-heartedly.
Later....
Dumbledore walked into the Great Hall wheeling in a cart with an "Easy Bake Oven". Everyone craned their heads to get a look. Except for Harry, he was icing his black eye down from the scuffle that ensued after he cornered the Trix Rabbit.
"What's going on?" asked Ron.
"Well, if the stories are true, that oven is the holding place of-" she took a deep breath "- the Muffin of Fire."
Just then, two students, one wearing a black hat and the other with messy blond hair and thick glasses, stopped in front of the oven and bowed.
"We're not worthy, we're not worthy!" the both chanted as Hagrid escorted them outside.
"Man, Wayne and Garth need a life" said Ron as he shook his head.
"Look! Dumbledore is doing something!" yelled out Fred.
True to his word, Dumbledore slowly opened the oven door and slowly removed the most sweet smelling, scrumptious looking, delightfully enriching piece of bread that anyone has ever laid their eyes upon. That's when everyone gasped.
"Sweet Mother! Someone has taken a bite out of the Muffin of Fire!" yelled George.
"Well duh" called out Harry.
"Who has done such a thing?" cried Hermione.
"I don't know" said Ron as he dusted off the bread crumbs from his robes. But it didn't matter, for the Muffin of Fire started sprouting mouth-watering blueberries on its surface. They formed a name.
"For Durmstrang-" called out Dumbledor, "-Viktor Kum!" There was applauding as Viktor made his way up to the stage.
"Thank you Viktor, now if you would please wait in the chamber-" said Dumbledore.
"You know, when I was young boy back in Bulgaria, my father-" started Viktor.
1 hour later...
"So to make long story short-" said Viktor to the bored audience.
"Too late!" yelled someone.
Dumbldore stood up and walked up to the snoozing Muffin of fire and poked it in the side. It woke up and began to form yet another name.
"Fleur Delacour!" yelled Dumbledore. Fleur made her way up to the stage and her long silvery hair swayed behind her.
All the boys swooned.
"For, Hogwarts, Cedric Diggory!" yelled Dumbledore as Cedric smiled brightly and made his way up to the front, but was stopped when an anvil fell on his head.
"I'm okay!" he said as he walked stupidly off the stage.
"Hey, my name wasn't called and Cedric was picked to undergo the dangerous tasks" said Harry with the sound of relief in his voice.
The Muffin of Fire's delicious blueberries switched formation and to Dumbledore's surprise he read the name.
"Harry Potter!" he called in a bored voice.
"Crap!"
"How could I have been picked!?" yelled Harry as he walked into Gryffindor Common Room. "Do you think anyone will mind that I am in the tournament?" he asked Hermione.
"Well we could ask the experts" said Hermione.
----------- "Best Week Ever" logo flashes by------------
"This week on the Upgrade, Downgrade, our panelists discuss Harry Potter and the Tri-wizard." Said the creepy voiceover guy.
"They say that Harry Potter just got into the Tri-Wizard Tournament..How frickin cool is that? Upgrade!" said Christian Finnegan.
"The only time I give an upgrade is when the champion of Hogwarts is...Ron Weasley. Downgrade!" said Doug Benson.
"Extreme UPGRADE!" simply yelled Paul Scheer.
"It's Best Week Ever. It's how baby birds would get their news!" said the creepy voice.
Harry stared.
"Feel better?" asked Hermione.
"No. I wont feel better until the most important person here says it is!" Harry proclaimed to the masses.
"Lil' Jon, what do you think about me getting picked?"
"Yeaaaaaaaaah!" said Lil' Jon.
"Well that's good enough for me!" said Harry.
Outside....
"Hello? I've been out here for a day...let me in!" yelled Jack Sparrow.
The Bohemian Rhapsody scene is a special dedication to the movie, "Wayne's World". That is the best movie ever created and if you haven't seen it yet, then go rent it!