It was finally the day of the first task and the boy known as Harry Potter was not nervous at all….AT ALL!
"Harry, pass the salt" asked Ron as they all sat down in the Great Hall.
"Giberferturistarabut!" screamed Harry as he passed the salt to his friend.
"So Harry…are you ready for the task yet…nervous?" asked Hermione.
"Noqutaskgingfurtheghutha!" said Harry shaking his head. By now, Harry was sweating profusely and some student slipped and knocked over his lunch tray.
"What is the first task anyway?" asked Harry now that he had calmed down.
"I'm not sure, but I heard it's something down in the Quidditch stadium," said Hermione.
"Oh well, that must not be too bad…" said Harry.
"Please, help me up, I'm badly hurt…" said the student.
Later, at the Quidditch Stadium….
A lone figure stepped into the field wearing a black and white stripped shirt. A microphone lowered from somewhere above.
"Ladies and Gentlemen in this corner, the guy with the hair-" said the announcer in a booming voice, "you know him, you kind of like him, Predatorrrrrrrrrr!"
Cheers erupted from the stands.
"And in this corner, the guy with the mouth, inside the mouth, Aliennnnnnnnnnnnn! Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Everyone in the Quidditch stadium cheered as the two creatures went into one hell of a CGI animation all out battle.
Higher in the stands, Harry was munching on some popcorn. "My money is on Alien," Harry told Ron.
"Harry, weren't you supposed to be at the first task by now?" asked Hermione.
"….Crap!"
Down in some rundown tent in the forbidden forest….
Harry and the other champions were sitting on cardboard boxes awaiting to here what the hell the first task was about. Just then, Ludo Bagman walked in and all the students stood up.
"The first task in a series of complicated doings that must be done with precise actions or you will shame each of your schools. "
"Man, I hope we don't have to face fire-breathing dragons and retrieve some sort of magical object from behind at, " said Harry with a worried tone.
"I hope it's not a ridiculous series of events based on TV reality shows, just to get cheap laughs and be essential to the plot of the story" said Cedric.
Harry rolled his eyes. "This task will have a ridiculous series of events based on TV reality shows, just to get cheap laughs and be essential to the plot of the story" said Mr. Bagman, who may or may not have been there at all due to the fact that the author of this story totally forget who the hell was a judge.
Later, on the roof of Gryffindor Tower….
"Alright Fleur, just count to 3 and jump off and due round of somersaults while landing perfectly on your feet" said Bagman as he ushered the "Fear Factor" cameras to zoom in.
"But I don't want to…." started Fleur, but was pushed off the roof by Cedric.
"She's flying!" cried Viktor.
Back at the Quidditch Stadium….
"Who in their right mind would want to watch two creatures ripping each other apart, for our enjoyment?" asked Snape.
"Yes! Kill him! Get him!" yelled Dumbledore as he fell out of his seat.
After everyone had jumped off, Cedric landing in the hospital wing when his bungee cord snapped for mysterious reasons, and Harry almost wetting his pants from fear, the event was finally over.
"Now if everyone would follow me to Great Hall, were the plastic surgery will take place," said Bagman as he walked away.
"Surgery!?" screamed Harry.
"Plastic Surgery?!?" screamed Fleur.
"….Great Hall!?!?" yelled out Cedric.
In the Great Hall….
The lights were dimmed and many official looking people were standing along the walls. A woman was talking into a camera and then she ordered for the doors to be opened. It was a person in a long flowing ball gown and blond hair.
"Are you ready to see yourself for the first time in 3 months?" asked the woman.
"Yes" said the person as they took a deep breath. Two curtains opened to reveal a huge mirror and Harry's reflection staring back.
"Oh my god!" screamed Harry as he covered his mouth in awe. He turned to view himself better and began to cry. "The Swan" does that to people.
Harry ended up winning the Swan Pageant and beat out Cedric who was a close second, but tensions began to fly.
"I was so close to winning contest and Harry took it from me!" yelled Viktor. "You know, when I was young boy Bulgaria, my father told me…" started Viktor, but never finished his thoughts, for the camera ran out of film.
Later…
"Harry is so, just, damnit!" yelled Cedric in the "Real World" confessional. "Not only did he take the damn "Swan" title from me, but he has to rub it in my face, by eating the last lollipop in the frickin' castle!" said Cedric as he began to weep.
Later again….
"I just don't know why Cedric is so jealous! I mean, is it my fault that his butt was too big and the judges didn't like it?" said Harry as he sighed in the confessional booth.
Being a teenage boy wizard wasn't easy.
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Finally an update, but alas it was a bit short, I know. I' will try to make the next chapters a bit longer, but due to the blasted "essay once a week" policy that my English teacher decided to throw at us, it's hard to write my beloved parody. But that doesn't mean I will leave the story unfinished! Thanks for reading and now…review!
"Harry, pass the salt" asked Ron as they all sat down in the Great Hall.
"Giberferturistarabut!" screamed Harry as he passed the salt to his friend.
"So Harry…are you ready for the task yet…nervous?" asked Hermione.
"Noqutaskgingfurtheghutha!" said Harry shaking his head. By now, Harry was sweating profusely and some student slipped and knocked over his lunch tray.
"What is the first task anyway?" asked Harry now that he had calmed down.
"I'm not sure, but I heard it's something down in the Quidditch stadium," said Hermione.
"Oh well, that must not be too bad…" said Harry.
"Please, help me up, I'm badly hurt…" said the student.
Later, at the Quidditch Stadium….
A lone figure stepped into the field wearing a black and white stripped shirt. A microphone lowered from somewhere above.
"Ladies and Gentlemen in this corner, the guy with the hair-" said the announcer in a booming voice, "you know him, you kind of like him, Predatorrrrrrrrrr!"
Cheers erupted from the stands.
"And in this corner, the guy with the mouth, inside the mouth, Aliennnnnnnnnnnnn! Let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Everyone in the Quidditch stadium cheered as the two creatures went into one hell of a CGI animation all out battle.
Higher in the stands, Harry was munching on some popcorn. "My money is on Alien," Harry told Ron.
"Harry, weren't you supposed to be at the first task by now?" asked Hermione.
"….Crap!"
Down in some rundown tent in the forbidden forest….
Harry and the other champions were sitting on cardboard boxes awaiting to here what the hell the first task was about. Just then, Ludo Bagman walked in and all the students stood up.
"The first task in a series of complicated doings that must be done with precise actions or you will shame each of your schools. "
"Man, I hope we don't have to face fire-breathing dragons and retrieve some sort of magical object from behind at, " said Harry with a worried tone.
"I hope it's not a ridiculous series of events based on TV reality shows, just to get cheap laughs and be essential to the plot of the story" said Cedric.
Harry rolled his eyes. "This task will have a ridiculous series of events based on TV reality shows, just to get cheap laughs and be essential to the plot of the story" said Mr. Bagman, who may or may not have been there at all due to the fact that the author of this story totally forget who the hell was a judge.
Later, on the roof of Gryffindor Tower….
"Alright Fleur, just count to 3 and jump off and due round of somersaults while landing perfectly on your feet" said Bagman as he ushered the "Fear Factor" cameras to zoom in.
"But I don't want to…." started Fleur, but was pushed off the roof by Cedric.
"She's flying!" cried Viktor.
Back at the Quidditch Stadium….
"Who in their right mind would want to watch two creatures ripping each other apart, for our enjoyment?" asked Snape.
"Yes! Kill him! Get him!" yelled Dumbledore as he fell out of his seat.
After everyone had jumped off, Cedric landing in the hospital wing when his bungee cord snapped for mysterious reasons, and Harry almost wetting his pants from fear, the event was finally over.
"Now if everyone would follow me to Great Hall, were the plastic surgery will take place," said Bagman as he walked away.
"Surgery!?" screamed Harry.
"Plastic Surgery?!?" screamed Fleur.
"….Great Hall!?!?" yelled out Cedric.
In the Great Hall….
The lights were dimmed and many official looking people were standing along the walls. A woman was talking into a camera and then she ordered for the doors to be opened. It was a person in a long flowing ball gown and blond hair.
"Are you ready to see yourself for the first time in 3 months?" asked the woman.
"Yes" said the person as they took a deep breath. Two curtains opened to reveal a huge mirror and Harry's reflection staring back.
"Oh my god!" screamed Harry as he covered his mouth in awe. He turned to view himself better and began to cry. "The Swan" does that to people.
Harry ended up winning the Swan Pageant and beat out Cedric who was a close second, but tensions began to fly.
"I was so close to winning contest and Harry took it from me!" yelled Viktor. "You know, when I was young boy Bulgaria, my father told me…" started Viktor, but never finished his thoughts, for the camera ran out of film.
Later…
"Harry is so, just, damnit!" yelled Cedric in the "Real World" confessional. "Not only did he take the damn "Swan" title from me, but he has to rub it in my face, by eating the last lollipop in the frickin' castle!" said Cedric as he began to weep.
Later again….
"I just don't know why Cedric is so jealous! I mean, is it my fault that his butt was too big and the judges didn't like it?" said Harry as he sighed in the confessional booth.
Being a teenage boy wizard wasn't easy.
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Finally an update, but alas it was a bit short, I know. I' will try to make the next chapters a bit longer, but due to the blasted "essay once a week" policy that my English teacher decided to throw at us, it's hard to write my beloved parody. But that doesn't mean I will leave the story unfinished! Thanks for reading and now…review!