A/N: I'm Backkkkkkkkkk! Finals are in a few days and instead of studying I have updated my beloved parody! I hope you all will be pleased with this chapter!

"So that's what happened when Ron ate my last piece of gum last year…" finished Harry as he soaked in the Prefects' Bathroom. "I mean is it my fault that I hit him for eating my last piece of Watermelon Bubblegum and now we are not talking because the author of the parody decides to add teenage angst in now?" Harry asked his rubber ducky.

Harry lowered his head and cried.

The Next Day….

Harry and his gal pal Hermione were walking around the grounds when they bumped into Ron.

"Now Harry, don't try to insult Ron again, you know what will happen" whispered Hermione.

"Hermione, Ronald and I are mature schoolboys that know how to settle our differences" said Harry importantly as he turned to face Ron.

"You jerk, I hate you!" yelled Harry as he pointed at his once best friend.

"Drama Queen!" countered Ron.

"Freckle face!"

"Four-eyes!"

"Bubblegum eater!" shouted Harry. Everyone gasped. Ron stood there as if he was slapped in the face. Harry smiled.

"You big meany!" yelled Ron as he ran away sobbing hysterically.

"See Hermione, mature schoolboys" said Harry as they walked to the lake.

Later that day….

Harry was standing by the water's edge as he was about to start the second task. As he, Fleur, Cedric (who had an unfortunate boating accident a few minutes before) and Krum were stepping into the water, Ron appeared from behind a floating inner tube.

"Harry wait!" he shouted.

"Yes Ron?" said Harry.

"I just wanted to, uh, say that, well…" started Ron, but Harry interrupted him.

"No Ron, just stop beating around the bush" said Harry. Ron quickly put down his baseball bat and stopped smacking the Hogwarts enchanted shrubbery.

"Oh right. I just wanted to apologize."

"Apology excepted….friend."

"Awwwwwwww" went the audience as did the readers at home.

After all that was taken care of, the clock started and Harry swam underwater in his "Hello Kitty" scuba-diving gear. He traveled for a long time in the deep murkiness of the lake, not knowing what was waiting in the darkness. Then he heard it. At first it was undistinguishable, but then Harry could make out some words and a funky Caribbean tune.

"Under the sea, bad dum da da da, under the sea!" sang a small crustacean.

"Down where it's wetter, down here it's better, take it from me!" sang some assorted mollusks.

"Doo doo do do do do, da dada da da da da!"

'What the hell?" said Harry, but couldn't, due to being underwater.

"Hi I'm Aerial! Would you like to spend your days down here singing and laughing about the people above water, because the jerk Eric won't commit!" said the little Mermaid.

"Uh, I have to go!" said Harry somehow as he swam away from the joyous underwater creatures.

A few minutes later…

Harry came to the opening of a cave and swam inside. As he took off his stylish scuba diving gear on dry land, he looked farther into the cave. At the end there was light billowing out. Harry walked until he bumped into somebody that was wearing a white smock.

"Uhh Hello?" said Harry.

"He's coming. Go see Star Wars 3, May 19th!" yelled Luke Skywalker as he jumped into the dark depths.

"Right…" said Harry as he turned to walk again until yet again someone in a dark suit appeared from behind a rock.

"Ahhh Harry Potter, at last we meet!" said Vader.

"Hi!" said Harry.

"Uhh right, anyway Harry, do you know who I am?"

"Well, if you are my father, that will really suck" said Harry in a bored tone.

"No Harry, I am that ate your last piece of bubblegum" said the maniacal lord Vader.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" yelled Harry as he fell to his knees.

"Harry wake up!" yelled Ron as he shook the boy-hero from his sleep.

"It was all dream. The fight we had, the singing, the bubblegum" said Harry with a sound of relief in his voice.

"Uhh yea, anyway Harry, the second task in tomorrow so get some rest."

The Next morning….

"I'm ready!" said Harry as he stepped onto the Hogwarts ground.

5 minutes later…

"Oh man, what happened?" asked Harry as he opened his eyes to find himself in the Hospital Wing.

"You walked onto the lawn, stepped on a banana peel and hit your head on a conveniently placed rock" said Hermione as Ron shook his head.

"Damn!" yelled Harry.

This is what happens when I finish a whole bag on chips and see nothing but Star Wars commercials on TV for two weeks straight. You knew it was coming people! Haha. I hope you enjoyed this installment and now review.

All Star Wars and Little Mermaid characters belong to George Lucas and Disney.