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Chapter 6: An Unlikely army

Tapestry was quite winded, having to fight several hundred Billy Numerous copies over the past several minutes, but he had lured them down an aisle that was flush against a wall so he would only have to fight them one on one. This small strategically advantage allowed him to better conserve his energy and kept him from having to fend off attackers on all sides, but even then he was still growing weary he was loosing focus breathing heavy his blows came slower and slower but he kept it up knowing full well his brother was drawing closer for he could feel him doing so and somewhere in the back of his head he almost didn't want to see the reinforcements his brother had made.

Tomb on the other hand had used a little bit of his magical energy to give a T-bone steak qusi-sentince, this steak then somehow managed to tie a bandana around its "head " which was the top part of the T bone and the little bugger even managed to get his hands on a stick. The weirdest thing however was the Steak had leapt on to a crate and using it like a make shift stage rallied the other animate meat to it , they lined up in neat ranks while the T-bone proceeded to squeak and pace across the stage as if giving a speech and then by some sick show of divine humor the speech ended with the dropping of an American flag behind the T-bone general, this due to a couple of employees setting up a half off American flag display.

Tomb could only shake his head and chuckle after seeing this he then gave the order for the meat to move out in a full on flanking assault on Billy Numerous. The meat slithering and lurching forward with unholy vigor as the unlikely army neared Billy it picked up momentum till it finally leapt head long onto the Billie's being directed by the T-bone General. Tomb sprung on to the top of the aisle and dropped in behind a Billy executing a flawless round house kick then ran forward somersaulting over 3 Billie's and landing next to his brother.

"Ok bro lets show this guy how Spartans fight against overwhelming odds" Tomb said leaping forward in a flying side kick flattening several Billie's to the ground.

"You go ahead Bro ill catch up " replied a very winded Tapestry.

Billy Numerous was thrown into complete disarray with the arrival of the animate meat and could only make ever more of him self to counteract the tide of prime cut meat but he couldn't make enough of him self to keep up and soon over extended him self snapping back into one very tired and confused Billy Numerous.

The T-bone general ordered his troops to surround Billy and hold him down till further orders from Tomb.

A very confused Tomb and Tapestry had to stop them selves in mid attack realizing that that there was no one left to fight.

"I guess he could only make so many of him self before he snapped back like a rubber band " Tapestry said.

"How come you didn't tell me this earlier Bro shouldn't you have foreseen this some how I mean if you can predict the future and see the past this would have been one of those situations where it would have come in handy" Tomb said.

"Sorry bro I guess I wasn't paying attention seeing as I had to fend off like 100 attackers at one time !" Tapestry retorted.

"Ok fine ill let it slide this time but just this time "Tomb said.

"You're an ass Bro a straight up ass "

"Look quit you're bitching and lets tie this guy up before he causes more damage I mean we still gotta check out" Tomb said.

The brothers made there way over to the leering pile animate meat to find a very unconscious Billy Numerous at its center Tapestry grabbed a chain of sausage and tied up Billy, while Tomb began a counter ritual that would un animate the meat. and just as the counter ritual was completed the T-bone general gave Tomb one last salute before falling life less on the cold linoleum floor. Then as the boys were getting ready to leave a very grateful store manager came out from the back.

"Hey you boys did a spectacular job today saved me a bundle in electronics and kept that hoodlum from taking any of the cash and jewelry so to repay you can get any food items you want on the house." the Manager said.

"Sweet!" Tomb exclaimed jumping and punching the air.

"What my brother means to say is thank you very much sir were in a bit of a financial bind and this helps us out more than you know" Tapestry said.

""Why no problem at all Lads just take what you can fit in a cart and its yours"

And so the boys stocked up on every kind of food they could fit in a cart and left for home getting out just before the cops and media arrived. Completely un aware of what was about to happen in the next few days …