A/N: What up everyone? The Third Task is finally here! Huzzah!

Wormtail was walking long the hallway, when he stopped in front of his Master's study. He opened the door and screamed. There in front of a giant mirror, Voldermort was striking karate poses in his underwear that said, "Tuesday". When it was really Friday.

"Who's your Dark Lord? Who's your Dark-" he stopped in complete embarrassment.

"Uh Master your needed outside" said Wormtail as he tried to not look at the most evil guy of all the time in his underwear.

"Yes, I, uh, see. Now go do something useful and throw yourself down the stairs."

Harry was eating breakfast on the morning of the third task, trying no to think about the evil that lurked in the last stage of the competition.

"and then they said this guy appears out of nowhere and asks a question, and he wears this suit…" said Ron.

"Noooooooooooooo!" screamed Harry as his buttered piece of toast hit some 3rd year and caused a 57 student pile-up.

"I can't take it anymore, all this talk of evil, I can't do the third task!" and with that, Harry stormed out of the Great Hall.

"We just can't let him leave like that, after all he is done for us!" said Hermione as she stood up.

"Dean, when your potion over-flowed and caused the flood, who helped clean it up?" she asked.

"Some guy who was walking by" he replied.

"Lavender, when your cat got stuck in the tree, who got it down for you?" Hermione yelled.

"A fireman" said Lavender.

"Right! So let's pretend that Harry is some guy who walked by and a fireman, we need to help him!" Hermione said triumphantly.

"Yeah!" everyone screamed.

"Hooray for the fireman!"

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"Harry wait!" called Hermione.

"No, Hermione, I don't want to hear what kind of brilliant rouse you have that will make agree to participating in the final task!" screamed Harry.

"I'll give you a cookie."

"Okay!" said Harry as he set off into the sunset. Even though it was breakfast time.

Later that day…

"Alright Harry, remember the spells, be swift and win for Gryffindor!" said Hermione.

"Dude, that cash prize is mine!" said Harry triumphantly.

"Harry, this more important than money, this is about glory and honor for Hogwarts" said Ron wisely.

"…..Dude that honor is mine!" said Harry as he walked to the starting line.

"Is everyone ready?" said Dumbledore. The four champions nodded. Dumbledore shot a single bullet into the air, Draco Malfoy screamed like a girl, and the champions ran to the maze.

10 Minutes Later….

"Baby when you love somebody, guess whattttttttttt? It's gonna be me!" sang Harry to his NSYNC CD as he cruised the maze.

Elsewhere….

Fleur Delacour was trying to find her way through the maze, she had been in there almost 10 minutes and had found nothing in her way. She turned a corner and bumped into something.

"Ahhhhhhhh!" she screamed, but it was only Viktor Krum. "Oh, itz only you" she said relieved.

"You know, when I was a young boy growing up…." said Viktor.

"Noooooooooooooooooo!" she screamed.

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Harry could feel the victory, he was running toward the center of the maze, but then came an obstacle that was the only thing that everyone feared about the Tri-Wizard tournament.

"and then they said this guy appears out of nowhere and asks a question, and he wears this suit…" echoed Ron's voice in his head.

"No…" said Harry terrified.

"Hello Harry Potter" said the man.

"Noooo!" screamed Harry as he fell to his knees, for the stranger was none other than…

Willy Wonka.

"Answer this question and you may pass" said Wonka.

"What is it?" said Harry.

"How do you spell ACDC?"

"Uhhh, AC lighting-bolt DC?" said Harry.

"Correct!" said Will Wonka as he cleared the way and revealed the stuff of dreams.

"A lifetime supply of chocolate!" said Harry happily.

"What? Oh no over there," said Wonka as he pointed to the Tri-Wizard Cup.

"Oh yeah" said Harry.

"Now, you may have one wish"

"Well, due to reasons unknown to myself and because Cedric needs to be here for a crucial point in the plot," said Harry as stroked his chin, "I wish Cedric was here!"

Cedric fell from the sky and hit the ground that could have killed anyone, but he just got up and dusted off his robes.

"Well , pal, shall we grab the Tri-Wizard Cup together?" said Harry.

"Yeah!.. But how did I get here?" asked Cedric.

"Uhhhh….the power of music" suggested Harry.

"Rock on!" and with that they grabbed the cup and disappeared.

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Wow, credit goes out to the TV shows that I adore, Spongebob, King of the Hill and Fairly Oddparents.

Special thanks to guess appearance by Willy Wonka.

Hope you enjoyed the chapter and stay tuned for the almost stunning conclusion of "Harry Potter and the Muffin of Fire"!