Okay...after writing some angst, I needed something a little...well...silly! This is based on the American Hi-Fi song "The Geeks Get The Girls" and it's about Jack and Sam. Enjoy and please read and review!


Another team night
To get the feeling right
Jack O'Neill is a
Basket full of nerves.
There's someone on his team
That he hates, so it seems
But Daniel J isn't
Fooled by his act.

Have another beer
To give him time to think
"Have you heard the one
About the science major?"

All the stupid jokes
That he had ever told.
Wouldn't come to mind
So he just stands there scared...

Tonight, tonight
He's gonna get it right
Even Colonels can get lucky sometimes
SG1 is on a winning streak
In a perfect world, all the CO's get the girl.

His hands are so unsteady
Forgot his line already
Not even the Simpsons
Can help him now.
Sam's got it going on
Both pretty and oh so smart.
He wonders if he's
Even got a chance.

"Hey," he says to her,
"You want some pizza?"
She smiles and walks away
And waits at his truck.

Tonight, tonight
He's gonna get it right
Even Colonels can get lucky sometimes
SG1 is on a winning streak
In a perfect world, all the CO's get the girl.

The very next day
He's got the leftovers
In his office
Eating all alone.
She comes walking in,
With a matching box.
Crazy as it sounds,
It wasn't just a dream...

All around the base
People shout it out
"O'Neill got the girl!"

Last night
He finally got it right
Even Colonels can get lucky sometimes
SG1 is on a winning streak
Shout it all around the base cause O'Neill got the girl

Last night
He finally got it right
Even Colonels can get lucky sometimes
SG1 is on a winning streak
Shout it all around the base cause O'Neill got the girl
Shout it all around the base cause O'Neill got the girl