Hello everyone! Forgive me, I've only seen three episodes of Xiaolin Showdown, but I know a lot about it. (Thanks wikipedia and Kreepi!) I did this because I absolutely love Jack Spicer and I got really bored.
Taylor sighed for what seemed like the millionth time that day. She shook her head slowly much to her friend's enjoyment.
"Autumn, how many times do I have to tell you, that I don't like Dirk. The very thought of your disgusting fantasy makes my sides tear with nausea, and my head ache worse than Spicer after a whoopin' from the Xiaolin monk-people." she said calmly sipping on her chocolate milk. Autumn laughed at her.
"You can't deny the truth Taylor! And be nice to my twin brother!" Now it was Taylor's turn to laugh. After becoming obsessed with a TV show on channel two, and becoming particularly attached to a character named Jack Spicer, Autumn and gotten into her head, that she was Jack Spicer's twin sister, Kreepi. Eventually, she sucked Taylor into the show and now, Taylor was just as taken with the warped cartoon.
"Well, at least Jack is cuter than whatshisface...Chase Yum was it?" Taylor said casually watching Autumns face turn as bright as Jack's hair. Autumn shrieked at Taylor and threw the french fry she was about to eat at her.
"HIS NAME IS CHASE YOUNG, AND MY EVIL GENIUS TWIN BROTHER JACK IS NOT CUTE!" she screamed over the noise in the cafeteria. Taylor was silent for a moment and then a grin stole across her face.
"You're right Autumn. Spicer ISN'T cute...he's hot." she replied watching Autumn as her jaw dropped. Taylor giggled at her expression and went back to eating her lunch. Autumn brushed a stray strand of her dark brown hair over her face. Taylor watched her out of the corner of her eye as she watched Autumn scribble something on a piece of spare paper in her fan-fiction notebook. Finished with her lunch, Taylor began stuffing her trash into her empty milk carton, all the while, eyeing the paper that her friend was drawing on. She could see her drawing a spiral on a circle, and she suddenly realized what Autumn was drawing and started laughing. Autumn began laughing too, as she finished her "masterpiece". She had drawn a chibi Jack Spicer and a chibi Chase Young. Over Chase's head, she had put "The Hottest Guy in the World" and a little heart around him. Then , over Jack's head, she wrote "Not the Hottest Guy in the World/ MY FREAKIN' BROTHER!" and she had crossed him out with a dark X. Taylor stood up to throw her trash away before the bell rang, and Autumn stood up with her. As they were walking to the trash cans by the door, Taylor sighed for the million and one-th time that day.
"Wouldn't it be awesome to meet them? The people on Xiaolin Showdown I mean." she said dropping her rubbish into the massive can. Autumn giggled as the bell rang loudly, just barely heard over the roar of voices in the small cafeteria.
"Please Taylor," she said as they walked towards their classes "If you met Jack in person, you would glomp him!" They both laughed at the thought.
"Yea, I wouldn't be surprised if you did the same to Chase." Taylor managed to giggle out. "We both would be the crazy fan-girls." They parted at the top of the staircase, calling out a simple good-bye to one another. They both were thinking the same thought. It would be the coolest thing EVER to meet the characters from Xiaolin Showdown. Fortunately, or close enough to fortunate, their wishes were soon to be answered.
Wuya paced the lab, glancing every once in a while at the clock on the wall. She stopped abruptly where Jack stood.
"Can you not work any faster boy!" she asked impatiently.
"Will you chill out?" Jack snapped back, tightening a bolt on the robot he was working on. Wuya glared at him for yelling at her, but she stayed silent. The Shen Gong Wu they were going for was important, and Wuya didn't want Spicer's stupid gadgets to mess it up.
"You do realize that the Xiaolin monks have already found out about it, and are going after it as we speak, right? I want to get there before them Spicer! I want that Tiara of Mind!" she shouted at Jack's back. He turned so quickly to face Wuya, she had to take a step back. His eyes had a look in them that could shut even Wuya's mouth. She could see the fatigue that overshadowed his features and dominated his crimson eyes. Wuya knew she had been working him a bit hard, but it was for an important reason, so she felt no guilt. Jack's breathing was hard, and the wrench that was clenched tightly in his fist was shaking slightly as if fighting to hit the witch in the skull.
"You WILL keep your mouth shut while I finish this, and if you DO say another word, I will personally make sure that you wish you HAD no tongue!" Wuya laughed at his attempt to threaten her. Although she had to admit that he was improving, he still was as dumb as the day he had freed her from the puzzle box. He turned around again, silently fuming, and started working once more on the hunk of metal. Wuya strolled away and sat in a chair in the far side of the room. After what seemed like a lifetime and a half, Jack was finished. The robot kicked on, its eyes glowing an ominous red. The casing gleamed in the light, making it bounce around the room. Jack yawned loudly as he wiped the sweat from his brow. This was his best work yet, the toughest surely, but certainly the best. Wuya clapped her hands excitedly as she jumped to her feet. Jack smiled boastingly. It was nice to be appreciated every once in a while, even if it was by an impatient oppressor.
"You FINALLY finished it!" she shouted excitedly, wrapping her arms around the steel giant, that dwarfed her by enough circuits to make even the most complicated schematic look like a simple map from point A to point B. Jack raised an eyebrow at her display and sank into the chair Wuya had previously been occupying, closing his eyes, and sighing loudly. Wuya suddenly stopped celebrating and walked quickly towards the young boy.
"Spicer! Come on! Let's go! Now, now, now!" she screamed in his ear. He jumped almost a foot into the air and fell to the floor with a crash.
"Wuya!" he yelped, "Can't I have a break? I've been working non-stop for almost a week! All because you want some pretty tiara!" Jack rubbed his head where the floor collided with his bright red hair. He was cursing quietly to himself. 'Why does Wuya have to be so selfish?' he thought to himself. As if to answer the silent query, Wuya yanked Jack off the floor and brought him to face her.
"Do you know what this tiara means boy? It is one of the most powerful Shen Gong Wu one can posses! It gives you power over all four elements! We can FINALLY beat those Xiaolin losers!" Wuya paused, licking her lips as if the mere thought of such a victory was too sweet for her. Jacks eyes lit up like the fourth of July.
"Beat the monks?" He said the words in a whisper as if it was a dream that he didn't want to wake up from. Wuya grinned at the greedy look on his face. She dropped him on the floor with yet another loud crash.
"Alright then Spicer. We're leaving now. You can take a nap on the way there if you want, but," She whirled around to face, her finger pointed menacingly in his direction "If your robot messes up this plan, I will cut off your hands and feed them to fishes!" Jack gulped. He knew very well that Wuya wouldn't go back on her word.
"O-of course not Wuya! I never build faulty robots!" He stammered. Wuya glared at him.
"O-ok," Jack admitted "May-maybe one or two blew up, but that wasn't my fault!" He added as he dragged his feet to the door.
"Like I said Spicer, if you mess this one up," She made a chopping motion with her hands "SWISH! No more basketball or robots for you!" Jack sighed loudly as they took off towards their destination.
'Why are all the evil chicks such weirdos?' he thought quietly to himself 'Why can't there be more Kimikos on the bad side?'
I hope you all thought it was good, 'cause I'm not so sure 'bout it. Please leave a comment, I would appreciate it!
