Chapter 6: The incident


"Is she dead?" Asked Zigzag, standing over Ash's bed the next morning. He stared down at her, blinking every so often. "No she's just asleep. Magnet, wake her up." Ordered X-ray. "No way am I waking her up! She might yell at me!" Magnet's accent rung clear as he rambled on about how girl's always get mad if they are disturbed. Armpit poked at Ash with a forefinger; he jumped back when she swatted at him. "Wakie wakie sleepyhead. You need to dig your first hole today!" He yelled. Ash tuned over, "I don't want to wake up, go away." She mumbled. All the boys started poking at her and tickling her. "Okay, Okay! I'm awake! Stop!" she fell off her bed in a heap of sheets and skin, laughing. "Come on we better get to the shed before Mr.sir goes stir crazy." X-ray led the way to the shed; the sun had not even begun to rise yet seeing as it was 4 in the morning. Jumping in line and getting their tortillas and honey they all got their shovels, Ash noticed X-ray's had red tape on it and he was very protective of it. "Hey Squid." She called walking up to him. "What's with X-ray's shovel?" she asked. "Its shorter then all the others." He explained shoving something into his pocket. Ash questioned this in her head, but let it slip as they walked off to their digging sites. Mr.Sir went with the D-tent, barking orders at Ash, telling her what she had to do. "This is where you're going to dig your hole for today. The water truck will come by with either Dr. Pendanski or myself driving to give you water and lunch." Ash nodded and pushed her shovel into the dirt, scooping the hard crust of the earth up and throwing it aside. "That's one, about 500 more to go." Snickered Mr.sir before he turned leaving. "God I hate him." Said Ash watching Mr.sir walk away. "Most people do." Said Caveman as he threw a shovel full of dirt into a pile.

Mostly everyone had dug a large portion of his or her hole; Zero was already close to being done.

After about a half hour more of strenuous digging, Squid randomly jumped out of his hole wearing something on his head other then his towel and cap. "Hey guys look at my new hat!" he said laughing. Ash looked up and gasped. "Alan you better give me back my bra before I shove this dirt clog up your ass!" she yelled jumping out of her hole, she slipped on some loose dirt and fell back with a thud. Everyone started cracking up as Squid ran around with Ash's pink and black silk bra on his head, yelling at the top of his lungs. "Look at me! I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty!" He even had Ash laughing before the water truck came.

Getting in line to fill their canteens Ash nudged Squid as he took the bra off his head. "Alright you've had your fun now can I have it back?" he smirked, fingering the silk cloth. "Naw, I think I'll keep it. It makes a great hat." He chuckled. "This means revenge." She warned him. "Bring it on lil' girl." He chuckled.


authors note: I'm working hard to get this story back up like it was before, more chapters comming real soon. Its a bit messy at the moment but it gets better. Please review!