Author's Note: Well…..hm…..I haven't thought I'd be ever upating this fic again but…..oh well…I'm sorry I guess. I wasn't planning on continuing this but I usually finish what I start so I shouldn't make this an exception should I?
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After the trio got off the stage Dumbledore came up again.
"I'm sure everyone will enjoy the next performance. I have to note that this particular person wasn't very keen on singing tonight but when I noted the matter of cutting the paycheck, firing all together, and of course the old 'I know what you did last summer'. He has agreed to sing for us. So therefore we have the pleasure to hear from our own potions master Professor Severus Snape."
As Dumbledore said that Severus started slowly making his way up to the stage while sneering at the ¾ of the great hall.
The entire Great Hall (minus Dumbledore) was staring at him agape, lower jaws almost hitting the ground.
Finally Snape got up and said," The first person that laughs gets 500 points ducked from their house and I don't even care if it's Slytherin."
Then he started singing,
"Do you have the time
to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I'm just stoned
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
it's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya
Grasping to control
So I better hold on
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or I'm just stoned"
Snape then quickly made his way down and to the Head Table.
Suddenly everyone in the Great Hall was able to hear quite laughter getting louder and louder. Everyone started looking around but couldn't see anything, then everyone realized where the noise was coming from, they all looked at the door and there they saw Sirius Black and Lily and James Potter looking very much alive and laughing their heads of.
Lily was the first one to comedown and began to walk up to the Head Table Sirius and James soon followed. They didn't stop at the Head Table though and headed right for the stage.
Sirius got up first and yelled in the microphone, "Oh you people are so mean! I can't believe you all had a party and didn't invite us!" He then pretended to cry and got down from the stage.
As he got down Lily and James made their way up. Then they both took a mic. and stated singing.
"Lily They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out unti-i-il we grow
James Well I don't know if all that's true
Cuz you got me and baby I got you
James Babe
Both I got you babe, I got you babe
Lily They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
James I guess that's so we don't have a pot
But atleast I'm sure of all the things we got
James Babe
Both I got you babe, I got you babe
James I got flowers in the spring, I got you to wear my ring
Lily And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And when I'm scared, you're always around
So let them say your hair's too long
Cuz I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
James Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
James Babe
Both I got you babe, I got you babe
James I got you to hold my hand
Lily I got you to understand
James I got you to walk with me
Lily I got you to talk with me
James I got you to kiss goodnight
Lily I got you to hold me tight
James I got you, I won't let go
Lily I got you to love me so
Both I got you, babe, I got you, babe
I got you, babe, I got you, babe
I got you, babe, I got you, babe
I got you, babe, I got you, babe"
When they finished singing the entire Geat Hall was still to shocked to applaud or even to comprehend what in the world was going on. That fact didn't seem to bother Lily and James at all as they started making out right there on the stage.
That didn't sit to well with Sirius however as he came up and shooed them both away from the stage.
Then he took a mic and started singing,
"I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman"
While James and Lily were making their way up to the stage the doors to the Great Hall opened abruptly and Remus Lupin bursed through them, everyone was still to shocked at the previous arrival to ask what the hell he was doing here.
He made his was up to the stage to join his dead friends they all took a microphone and started singing together
"And I never thought I'd feel this way
And as far as I'm concerned
I'm glad I got the chance to say
That I do believe I love you
And if I should ever go away
Well just close your eyes and try
To feel the way we do today
And then if you can remember...
Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times, and bad times
I'll be on your side forever-more
That's what friends are for
Well you came and opened me
And now there's so much more I see
And so by the way I thank you...oh
And then for the times when we're apart
Well then close your eyes and know
These words are coming from my heart
And if you can remember...oh
Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times, and bad times
I'll be on your side forever-more
That's what friends are for
Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times, and bad times
I'll be on your side forever-more
That's what friends are for
Keep smiling, keep shining
Knowing you can always count on me for sure
That's what friends are for
For good times, and bad times
I'll be on your side forever-more
That's what friends are for
on me for sure, on me for sure, on me for sure,
for thats what friends are for"
Fortunatly someone in the hall got their voice back. Unfortunately however that person was Snape. "Doesn't it bother anyone that those three supposed to be bloody dead!"
The newly alive trio looked at each other questionably and then Sirius finally said, "Oh yeah! Damn! We forgot! Oh well good bye people!" and with that all of them disappeared. Remus also quickly made his way out of the Great Hall.
Then Dumbledore got up again and said, "Well that was rather peculiar, anyway next up we have our own Minerva McGonagall and Ginny Weasley."
At that McGonagall walked briskly up to the stage while Ginny ran up to it. As they both got up they started singing,
Ginny:
"Can you hear them?
They talk about us.
McGonagall:
Telling lies
Well, that's no surprise.
Ginny:
Can you see them?
See right through them.
McGonagall:
They have no shield
No Secrets to reveal.
Both:
It doesn't matter what they say.
In the jealous games people play.
Hey, Hey, Hey.
Our Lips Are Sealed.
Ginny:
There's a weapon.
Which we must use.
McGonagall:
In our defense silence.
Ginny:
Spreading Rumors
So far from true.
McGonagall:
Dragged up from the underworld.
Just like some precious pearl.
It doesn't matter what they say.
In the jealous games people play.
Hey, Hey, Hey.
Our Lips Are Sealed.
McGonagall:
Pay no mind to what they say
It doesn't matter anyway.
Our Lips Are Sealed.
McGonagall:
Hush my darlin'.
Ginny:
Don't you cry.
McGonagall:
Cryin' angels.
Ginny:
Forget their lies.
Can you hear them?
They talk about us.
McGonagall:
Telling lies
Well, that's no surprise.
Ginny:
Can you see them?
See right through them.
McGonagall:
They have no shield
No Secrets to reveal.
Both:
Pay no mind to what they say.
Both:
It doesn't matter anyway. Hey, Hey, Hey.
Our Lips Are Sealed
Our Lips Are Sealed
Our Lips Are Sealed"
When they finished they quickly got down from the stage and Dumbledore came up again.
"Well this has been a wonderful evening and I'm happy to say that all of our performances were great and I thank all of you. But as a saying goes 'It isn't over until the fat lady sings' therefore I shall sing."
"I would like to ask you all of your wonderful staff to help me with it though." As he said that a piece of parchment appeared in front of each teacher. The Dumbledore started singing.
"I like to move it, move it
Ya like to ("Move it") (the entire staff is singing the part in the
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to ("Move it")
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to ("Move it")
All girls all over the world,
original Mad Stuntman pon ya case man!
I love how all girls a move them body,
and when ya move ya body, and move it,
nice and sweet and sexy, alright!
Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.
Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.
Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,
physically, physically, physically fit
Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,
physically, physically, physically fit
Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman! Ya nice, sweet, energetic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
Woman! Ya nice, sweet, energetic
Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to ("Move it")
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to ("Move it")
As the song ended Dumbledore started talking again.
"Well, that was really something and now lets sing the school song before we all go to bed."
Dumbledore took out his wand and gave it a little flick, as if he was trying to get a fly off the end, and a long golden ribbon flew out of it, which rose hight above the tables and twisted itself, snakelike, into words.
"Everyone pick their favorite tune, and off we go!"
And the entire Great Hall bellowed:
"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bear and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot."
And with that the whole school went to bed at last.
Severus Snape:
Basket Case- Green Day
Lily and James Potter:
I Got You, Babe– Sonny and Cher
Sirius Black:
Man, I Feel Like A Woman- Shania Twain
Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Lily and James Potter:
What Friends are For – Stevie Wonder
Minerva McGonagall and Ginny Weasley:
Our Lips are Sealed– Hilary and Haylie Duff
Albus Dumbledore:
I Like To Move It – Madagascar
Everyone:
The Hogwarts School Song – J.K. Rowling
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