He held the case close to his eyes, lifting up his glasses; he hated his poor vision. "What the hell are these?" he mumbled opening the case and looking at the pills inside. "Holy shit...drugs..." muttered Zero.
"Those aren't drugs, their birth control pills!" said Armpit. "How the hell would you know man?" said squid. "Cause, you know those commercials for 'em on TV? They look just like the little pills they show on there!" Everyone turned to Zigzag smirks and grins on their faces; well everyone but Magnet that is. Magnet glared at Zigzag angrily. Zigzag blinked looking at them. "What?" they all held their stare. "What!" he shouted throwing up his hands. "Someone been getting some action?" chuckled squid. Zigzag blinked, grinning at this idea, but he hadn't touched her.
Meanwhile Magnet had found something else by Ash's cot. "What the fuck is this thing?" he said holding an unwrapped tampon in his hand. Squid walked over, looking over Magnets shoulder at the thing in his hand.
"I don't know. What do you think it is?" Magnet furrowed his brow. "I don't know!" From all the noise and commotion Ash finally woke up.
Sitting up in her bed and rubbing her eyes she looked from the group of guys holding the tampon and the other group of guys holding her cramp pills.
X-ray jumped in before Ash could say anything. "What's with the birth control pills?" spat X-ray. "Birth control pills?" Ash fell back laughing. "They're cramp pills you doink!" Armpit scratched his head. "Cramp pills? But they looked like...ah women are so confusing!" he threw up his arms; everyone held their nose and yelled to Armpit to put his arms down, he walked away.
She then looked back at Magnet, Squid, and Zero looking at the tampon. "What are you guys doing with a tampon?" Magnet looked disgusted, Zero looked shocked, and Squid looked like he was going to throw up.
"Tampon? You mean...Eww!" Magnet quickly threw the tampon out the flaps of the tent. Suddenly Ash looked angry. "What were you guys doing with my stuff anyway?"
"Oh great, mood swing." Mumbled Zigzag. "It was on the floor, we thought they were drugs...well the pills anyway. We didn't know what the fuck the tampon thing was." Said Squid.
Getting up she pulled on her boots and stomped out of the tent. "Yup,
She's on the rag alright." Said Magnet. "Okay, let's not talk about
that please." Said Caveman looking a bit disgusted. "What are you
scared of a little blood?" asked Armpit as he pushed Caveman. "No dude
but that's just...gross. Don't think I want to hear about it." "I don't
think any of us do." Said Zigzag. Squid's face gained a very
mischievous smirk. "Hey guys," he said in a voice that was deepened by
trying to prevent laughter.
"Wonder what would happen if she just...you know, happened to stumble
across a condom? Think she'd know what it is?" Squid skipped over to
his cot, leaping over all obstructions, and started digging madly
through his bag.
The others watched him curiously, eyebrows raised. Squid suddenly produced a condom, holding it up as if proud of it, a huge grin spread across his face.
X-ray squinted slightly, craning his neck forward to see what Squid held. As soon as he recognized the object, he pursed his lips, trying not to laugh. "Man, what the hell are you doing with that here?"
Even Zero had cracked a smile by now. The other D-tent guys didn't even bother trying to hide their amusement. "Yeah, were you thinking about getting it on with the Warden, Squid?" said Magnet incredulously, before collapsing onto a nearby cot, holding his sides and shaking with laughter.
"Nah, he's not after the Warden, Magnet!" Said Armpit, smile making his chubby cheeks bulge out. "You guys haven't seen the way he's been sneakin' looks at Mr. Sir lately?" All the boys of D-tent now nearly exploded with laughter, all of their sides burning.
Squid had gone extremely red. "Um...I just had it...you know, for...just in case." He hastily put his condom back in his bag. He shoved Armpit, who retaliated by suddenly stopping his laughter and shoving him right back, using all his weight.
"Hey man chill out!" X-ray shouted, and jumped in front of Armpit who was about to pounce on Squid. Squid pushed X-ray out of the way and tried to get back at Armpit. X-ray jumped back at Squid, locking him suddenly in a half nelson. Caveman, ever the peacemaker tried to pry X-ray off. Soon all of D-tent were trying to punch, kick, and beat each other until they all dropped to the floor from exhaustion.Orange suits and personal belongings, including Squid's condom, went flying around the room, creating a new state of disarray that had never before been seen at Camp Green Lake.
Ash headed back towards the tent, and was about to apologize for storming out, and perhaps mock them a bit for their ignorance.
She peered in through the clear flap of the tent, watched the intense fight for a moment...then backed off slowly towards the Rec Room.