When D-tent finished their holes for the day, they went straight to the rec room. All covered in dirt, sweat, and calluses; they slumped into chairs and couches and rubbed their sore muscles. The boys were laughing about their fight earlier that morning; they each proudly reminded the others of their shining moments during the fight.

Ash listened intently, trying not to laugh at all of them, but didn't let on. She stared at the ceiling with a dreamy, clouded look in her eye as she idly picked at a rip in the fabric of her couch.

Squid jumped up out of his chair as he re-enacted the shove he delivered to armpit, and suddenly caught sight of Ash, seemingly paying no attention to them, especially himself. He fell onto the couch next to her, squishing in between her and Zero, but mostly on her side.

"Hey Salsa, anybody home in there?" he said, knocking her on the head lightly.Ash intentionally blinked a few times, as if bringing herself back to reality.

"Uh, what?" she said, brushing Squid's arm away.

She tried to scrunch away from him, but was pinned between him and the arm of the couch. Squid laughed, as the others looked mischievously on. "I think I just brought you back to earth, Salsa. You were lookin' at the ceiling all weird. Ooh, did you find one of the Warden's hidden cameras or something?"

Zigzag twitched, as he looked nervously up at the ceiling.

Ash smiled widely.

"Nope, I was just thinking about Brad Pitt in a thong."

The boys of D-tent erupted in laughter, shouting things like "Oh my god, that's gross!" Squid suddenly yelled above the din, "Don't think about Brad, Salsa! Zigzag here wants to be your hottie in a thong!" He thumped Zigzag on the shoulder.

Instead of shoving Squid and proceeding to beat him to a bloody pulp, Zigzag said calmly instead, "At least I'm not the one who brings condoms up to Camp Green Lake so he can butt fuck Mr. Sir!" Ash almost fell off the couch laughing; the boys were beating their chairs laughing so hard. Everyone around them backed away slowly, starring at them.

Squid's face turned a bright red; his blood began to boil.

"Dude What did I say about that, its not to butt fuck anyone!" Zigzag laughed, "Right. Sure. You just keep thinking that." An idea suddenly popped into Ash's head, She grinned evilly, walking over to Zigzag.

"Ziggy, do you really want to be my hot actor in a thong?"

Everyone was suddenly silent starring at Ash and Zigzag. "Meet me out by the digging site later tonight. She smiled and whispered something in his ear.

"I have a plan, just meet me out by the cabin with all the jumpsuits, everyone will think we are getting it on by the holes." She laughed slightly and walked out.

Zigzag blinked.

Comments: Okay, so I havn't updated in forever, right? Well I'm back! Right now im just posting all the chapters I wrote a while back. I'm still working on the ending. There might be a sequel! Oh yeeaahh! Well I hope you all like this chapter. Tons more to come!- 33