Zigzag waited for Ash out by the tent with all the orange jumpsuits. He looked down at his hands, was he shaking or was it just him? Ash finally appeared behind him, putting her hands over his eyes.

"Guess who." She whispered.

Zigzag smirked, "Elvis?"

She laughed pulling her hands away. "Of course! I'm Elvis the pelvis!"

He turned around watching her swing her hips around, he erupted in laughter. "Come on. Let's go take a walk." She smiled running off towards the digging site. Zigzag smirked running after her.

Zigzag sat on once side of a hole, and Ash on the other. Zigzag turned to Ash after a while of silence.

"Ash, can I ask you something?"

She blinked; he hadn't ever called her by her real name before."Yeah Zigzag?" She turned to face him.

"Would you be offended if I kissed you…just like...suddenly?"

He blinked, why had he said this? Bad move, he thought.

She smiled. "No. Why? Were you going to do something like this?" she leaned over the hole, kissing him softly.

As she pulled away he moved in kissing her back. Suddenly the dirt around the hole started to slip. Suddenly they noticed the dirt slipping but it was too late. The two to fell into the hole, this time Zigzag landed on top of Ash.

Laughing nervously as he tried to scramble up off of her she grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him close kissing him again. He stopped his hopeless scrambling and kissed her back, as she slipped her tongue into his mouth.

Almost an hour had gone by, maybe even more. Somehow Zigzag's hand had found its way into Ash's shirt as the two still kissed happily in the hole.

Suddenly a bright light flashed down on them, the boys of D-tent crowed around the hole looking down. With the aid of Dr. Pendanski's flashlight they all saw Zigzag, on top of Ash, in a hole with his hand up her shirt, kissing her.

Dr. Pendanski blinked, not saying anything as she shinned the light down on the two. They both noticed the light and stopped for a moment, and looked up.

"Oh fuck…" whispered Ash, as the others crowded around the hole started laughing.

"Woo! Zigzag really got some this time!" said Squid giving Armpit a high five.

Magnet looked down on them angrily, as did Dr. Pendanski. "You two get up out of that hole, now!" Pendanski yelled. "I don't know what you two were thinking but you're both going to have a little talk with the warden about this."

Zigzag jumped up and out first, Ash following behind him. Once out of the hole she looked at Dr. Pendanski, "Sir, can I ask something? What time is it?" Dr. Pendanski grabbed Ash and Zigzag by the arms. "It's 4:00 am. I hope you two know that you're in big trouble-" He carried on about how much trouble they were in.

Ash's eyes widened with fear as she looked over at Zigzag. 4:00Am? You mean we were kissing for nearly four hours, she thought, as she tried to loosen Dr. Pendanski's grip on her arm, he was beginning to squeeze.

Comments: This was originally like 2 or 3 chapters, but since i love all my readers I figured I'd make them all one big chapter! Come on, who do you love?