A/N: YAY! I love you people! And just because I play Daniel in the drama doesn't mean my real name is Daniel, OK. Oh, yes, and there will be some out of character-ness for the whole story, and its alternate universe, sort of, forgot to mention that.

Disclaimer: Being serious is horrible, right back to the point: FULL METAL ALCHEMIST IS MINE! OK, it isn't, but if it were mine, I WOULD ADD MORE TELEVISION IN IT!

Part 2: The Most Angelic Bean

"You know what?This is stupid, and it's not going to work. Al, let's move," said Ed, and he turned around to open the door.

"Nii-san! Where are you going?" said Al.

"Home," he said as he turned the door knob.

The principal raised an eyebrow.

"How exactly is someone as little as you going to survive the trip from here to the train station?" said the principal casually.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO PUNY ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE AMOEBAS?" yelled Ed. He charges towards the principal but his brother grabbed him jut in time.

"Nii-san! He didn't say that!" said Al.

The principle raised his eyebrows again.

"That's a new one," he said

"Anyway, Hohenheim," continued the principal who was now completely ignoring the brothers and pouring Hohenheim and himself a drink. "What are you here for?"

"I am here to enroll my sons in the Academy," said Hohenheim.

Principal Roy spat out his drink.

"What did you say?"

"I am here to enroll my sons in the Academy"

"Who?"

"Edward and Alphonse Elric"

"The Elric brothers? The famous Elric brothers who get expelled from every school they attend?"

"Right, I suppose so"

"Wait, you mean to say that you have KIDS? The Elric brothers are related to YOU?"

"Yes"

"No way! No, I have enough troublemakers in this school, a whole class full of troublemakers," said Roy as he watched Ed, who was still trying to break free from his little brother's grip. He was now trying to chew his arm off. The principal sighed and shook his head.

"Mustang, it is their late mother's wish that they study alchemy," explained Hohenheim patiently.

"Perhaps if they weren't so wild I would consider, but I am very sorry Hohenheim, I cannot do such a thing," said the principal solemnly.

"Edward is the wild one," said Hohenheim.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY, OLD MAN," screamed Ed, who was still being held back by Al. His attempts at chewing his arm off were unsuccessful.

"Nii-san! NO!" squeaked Al.

Suddenly the phone in the principal's office rang. As Roy was just about to answer it, Hohenheim picked it up.

"Hello, this is Principal Roy Mustang's office. What? Oh no, not yet. He said no I'm afraid. What? You would like to talk to him? Yes, yes, sure of course," said Hohenheim.

Roy narrowed his tiny eyes as Hohenheim passed the phone to him.

"The boss wishes to speak to you," said Hohenheim. Roy looked startled.

"The boss? The minister of education?" said an alarmed Roy as he grabbed the phone.

"Hello?"

"ROY!"

"What? Mother? Is that you?"

Roy glared at Hohenheim who simply shrugged. He then looked at the Elric brothers who were now whispering quietly among each other. Then he looked at Riza Hawkeye who was just as alarmed as him.

"Yes, Roy, it's me, your mother. Why are you so alarmed?"

"Mother! I wasn't expecting you to call me here at work!"

"Never mind that, Roy! Why didn't you let the Elrics into that school of yours? They are such good children! Well, the short one is a bit noisy, but they have such talent! You know, I knew Trisha Elric personally, very nice lady. It's such a pit she had to go so soon. Poor dear, that disease must have been serious…….ROY, WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME?"

"Yes, mother!"

"Now listen here Roy, I want you to let those poor boys into your school at once! Their talent is amazing and you want to see the school shine again right? Then let them in, Roy! This is an excellent opportunity to show the other alchemy schools what you can make of a couple of troublemakers!"

"Yes, mother!"

-Click-

Roy put the phone down and looked around the room. Ed and Al were still whispering. Hohenheim was smiling. Riza was mouthing something that sounded like "Mama's boy"

"Miss Hawkeye, please arrange the documents for these two boys hey will enroll at this school, and attend lessons starting from tomorrow," said Roy irritably.

"Yes, Principal. What class should we put them in?"

"I don't know pick one, any one," said Roy as he waved his hand impatiently.

"Principal……"

"Fine, fine," said Roy as he wrote some alphabets on a piece of paper, closed his eyes and randomly pointed to a spot on the paper, motioned for Riza to come over to his desk and pointed to the spot he had picked.

"See where I'm pointing? Is there an alphabet there?" said Roy still with his eyes closed.

"Yes, sir, but are you sure……"

"Retype the name list and print out a copy for each teacher, Miss Hawkeye," said Ry, who still had his eyes closed.

"Yes, sir, but…….."

"This decision is final, Miss Hawkeye, thank you," said the principal.

Riza blinked a few times.

"Yes, sir," she said.

"Good!" said Roy and he snapped his fingers and burnt the paper. "When you are done with the name list, let me have a look, please. You may leave now"

Riza nodded and left the room.

"Mustang, I would like another favour, if you don't mind. I will be leaving Central tomorrow and the boys have no place to stay while studying here. I believe you have dormitories here for students who aren't from Central, could you perhaps give them a room to share?"

Roy sniffed and grabbed some keys from one of the drawers from his desk.

"Room 37, Block B. Wake up at 7.00 am, lessons at eight till 12.00 noon where it's lunchtime. School ends at 3.00 pm and no visiting the girls' dormitories. No visiting others after 6.00 pm. Lights out at 10.00 pm. You may return home on weekends and holidays," he said all this very quickly.

"Thank you, sir," said Al as he took the keys. Roy nodded.

"I want to you two studying hard, OK?" said Hohenheim.

Al nodded while Ed jus ignored him.

"This is your booklist, please get your uniforms by tomorrow," said Roy as he handed the list to Ed who took it.

"See you tomorrow," said Roy.

The brothers nodded and walked out of the room. Hohenheim thanked the principal and walked out too. He said goodbye to the boys and walked away.

"What do you think of this place, Nii-san?" aid Al as he admired the white walls of the building.

"Let's just hope the teachers here aren't as crummy as those in Western," said Ed.

"Nii-san let's go get our things at the bookshop," said Al, trying to change the subject.

"Whatever," he said.

Roy watched them walk off towards the bookshop, sighed and returned to his paperwork. He cleared he glasses on the table and poured himself a cup of coffee when there was a knock on the door.

"Principal, I am done with the name list," said Miss Hawkeye.

Roy nodded and took the paper and looked at the list. His eyes widened and he spat out the coffee, dropped the mug and fell on the table, semi-unconscious.

"Principal!" said a shocked Riza as she hurried to the principal's desk.

"Please tell me this isn't true, please tell me you made a mistake, Riza" he mumbled.

The name list was left forgotten on the floor; on it was the names of the Elric brothers their future 6D classmates.

A/N: I hope you enjoyed it, ne. Please review!