A/N: I was watching Spiral Suiri no Kizuna, and you know what, it's CONFUSING! YES! CONFUSING! But good, so far anyway…..

Disclaimer: I want FMA for my birthday…….or Christmas, but I don't have money, WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? Write fan fiction, duh.

Part 3: Inspiring Envy

A teenager was in his room studying. He had long black hair which reached his waist and a serious look on his chalk white face and he was already wearing his school uniform. His fingers were like that of a scholar, like they had never touched anything but books. He was writing something in a notebook that was very battered with bits and pieces of paper sticking out. On his table were different coloured pens weird glassy instruments. Next to him was a pile of used pens. All over the room were diagrams and mind maps. The three large bookshelves were filled with highly boring books. Although there were many things in his room, it was reasonably neat and clean.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Enter," said the teenager.

The Elric brothers walked in with a load of books and bags. They looked around the place and about to put their things down. The teenager looked up when he saw them carrying so many books and immediately rushed out to help and stuffed to books into a different, not so full bookshelf.

"Who are you?" asked Ed rudely.

The teenager blinked.

"I live here," said the teenager. "I believe you are in my dorm room"

"Not anymore, we're going to have to share," said Ed as he looked around the place, it looked so educational. The teenager looked at Ed for a moment and then looked at Al, who bowed a few times.

"Please excuse my brother. My name is Al, and this is my brother Ed. We are new here you see, and Principal Mustang……." Al said but the teenager cut in.

"I already know the situation, the principal has informed me that there will be two new students here and I have to share my room," said the teenager. He coughed and looked back at them.

"You still haven't answered my question," said Ed.

"People call me Envy," said the teenager.

"Why?" asked Al.

Envy gave them a 'you will know soon enough' look.

"I have to go to the library and return some books," he said as he picked up a large, heavy looking bag. "Your room is the one with the bunk beds in it."

"Many thanks," said Al. Ed coughed.

As soon as Envy left, Al went to search for their room. Ed sat down on a chair and observed the place a bit more. It was a reasonably large for a dormitory. There was a private bathroom and two bedrooms. The place was reasonably clean which probably meant that Envy was a pretty good housekeeper ( "He is going to do all the housework around here," thought Ed) and there were books all over the place. Out of curiosity, Ed picked up a book and began to read.

"Equivalent Trade, A Guide to Bringing out the Best Alchemist in You," he read. "Chapter One, You are a Genius!"

"Nii-san! I've finished unpacking!" cried out Al happily. "Want to have a look?"

"Coming," he said as he marked the page where he was at and went to find the room.

"Isn't it great?" said Al happily as Ed stepped in the room.

What Ed saw wasn't great in his opinion. In fact, it was almost horrific enough to give him a heart attack and kill him. Ed would rather have electrocuted himself than admit it was great.

The walls were plastered with various pictures of kittens and cats. Sleeping cats, purring, cats, wild cats, fat cats, white cats, black cats, cats in weird costumes, all sorts of cats! There were cat plush dolls everywhere and matching cat bed sheets, blankets and pillow cases.

"I brought Neko-san too; I didn't think he would want to miss this," said Al, almost purring with delight.

Ed looked down at his feet and almost shrieked. A live tan cat was in the room purring at his feet.

"He's hungry!" said Al as he reached into his pocked and took out a packet of dried fish.

"Do you carry dried fish around with you all the time?" asked Ed.

"Yup!" said Al happily as he fed the cat dried fish. "Cats eat fish you see"

"I am going to share my room with a CAT?" shrieked Ed who seemed horrified at the idea of a cat being the first thing he would see every morning.

"YES!" said Al so happy that Ed was able to grasp the idea so quickly.

"This is almost as bad as someone calling me SHORT! OUT! YOU AND THE CAT! OUUUUUUUUT!" yelled Ed as he pushed his brother and the cat out and slammed the door.

The sound of someone stripping the bed sheets very violently was heard. Al held the cat close to him as he fed it dried fish.

"It's OK, Neko-san, Nii-san is just having a hard time adjusting to things," he said as he stroked the cat.

"ARGH! A SMILING CAT! IT IS PURE EVIILLLLLLLLLLL!" shrieked Ed.

Al sighed, shrugged and continued to feed Neko-san and tell him weird stories.

Meanwhile, in another place far away, a teacher applied for a transfer and got it. This was the teacher Maes Hughes was talking about.

"The Education Department is super efficient!" thought the teacher.

"Miss Curtis! There will be a small send off ceremony for you in an hour!" sang Maes.

"Thanks," said the teacher.

"Oh, Miss Curtis! We will miss you!" cried some teachers.

"I will too," said the teacher, smiling.

Soon the send off was over and the teacher smiled at the teachers and students who had attended. She was surprised that everything was done so quickly. The students were all sobbing and so were all the teachers. The decorations were put up amazingly fast on such short notice. Everyone was now sobbing hysterically as the teacher walked to her car.

"Now, Miss Curtis! Your train to central leaves at 10.00 am tomorrow! When you arrive at Central Station, the principal will be there! You can't miss him, his eyes are tiny, like a line and a dot. Here are some pictures of Elysia to remember me by!" cried Maes who was now sobbing and laughing at the same time as he poured about a hundred pictures onto the teacher's lap.

"Thank you very much," said the teacher, a huge bead of sweat appeared on her forehead

"Miss Curtis! It's all so sudden! We are going to miss you!" squeaked a student.

"I'll come and visit sometimes," said the teacher.

"Oh, please, don't bother, Central is very far away," said the student immediately as she ushered the teacher to the car.

"Goodbye everyone! I will miss you!" said the teacher as she jumped into the car and sped off.

"It's safe now right?" asked a student. Maes nodded.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The students and the teachers all took out pompoms and immediately began to dance. Some people threw confetti around and there was even a firework display. Some students held sparkles and began to jump around. The teachers were all hugging each other and crying squeaking, "It's over! It's over!" Maes was the happiest. He actually said, "Party at my house! Free champagne and pictures of Elysia for everyone who attends!" Everyone hopped into the nearest mode of transport.

Meanwhile, in her car, the teacher sneezed a few times.

"I wonder what Central is like, I haven't been there in a while," she said. "I wonder…."

She sneezed again.

"I think my cold is coming back," thought the teacher as she drove off into the sunset.

Meanwhile back in the Central Academy campus, a bunch of 6D students had hacked into the school's system and were now looking at the name of the new teacher.

"Izumi Curtis, anyone familiar with this name?" said Lyra.

"I think I came across that name once," said Winry frowning hard.

"I heard there are going to be two new students in our class," said Lyra.

"Edward and Alphonse Elric," said Kyle confidently.

"How did you know that?" asked Winry

"When you run an inn, you know how to dig things up," said Kyle. "They got kicked out of every school they attended. Apparently they are quite good at driving people crazy. Envy's sharing a room with them."

Winry frowned harder.

"Do you know them, Winry?" asked Lyra.

"I'm not too sure," said Winry as she watched the sun go down.

A/N: WHAT THE, I'm so lame……that was freaky, review please!