Queen Luana: Hey, next chappie is up! Jeeej! I've tried to put Vegeta a little more into character, but I'm afraid it dinna work. Sorry


The new Luana

Bulma swung open the door with such enthousiasm it smacked against the wall and everyone jumped up startled. "Drums please!" she said and waved her hand. "Tadaah!"

With head bowed and hands vowed I walked in. I wore a slightly too big grey vest with white vertical lines, grey jeans and white top. However, Bulma had been so nice to make a hole in the back of my jeans to make room for my tail, which waved from side to side.

"Well, surprised?" Bulma said proudly.

"Surprised? Bulma if you can dress Vegeta there's nothing to be surprised about anymore!" Tien cried looking at me from head to toe. "You look great Luana." I

smiled. "Thanks, I only don't get what you people are with... uh... lipgloss?"

"Yeah, Luana, I've never seen anyone who looked better wearing it."

I ran my tongue over both my lips, it tasted funny. "I'm gonna need to get used to this." I noticed there were less people at the little place now. Only Tien, Krillin and Roshi. Krillin however was staring at me, but unlike Yamcha, not at my, uh, he looked at my face.

"Well, I gotta run," I then said. "I promised Vegeta we'd go train together, so, I'll see you guys later." I ran outside and flew off. Tien peeked at Krillin.

"Uh, Krillin, you okay?"

Krillin shook his head. "Uh wha?" Bulma giggled.

I found Vegeta pretty quickly using my scouter. He was in a deserted place, only rocks, no grass nor plants. What was he doing all out here? This was a beautiful planet I had noticed, so why would he be in this place? Vegeta had become strange...

I landed some feet away from him and immediately asked: "What are you doing out here?"

"I like silence," he responded folding his arms and observing me. "So, Bulma got her hands on you as well." I grinned and tried to whipe away the lipgloss, but it wouldn't go away.

"Stupid glitter..." I cursed and Vegeta laughed loudly.

"You're saying I've changed? Who was always wanting to be as beautiful as mummy?"

I grumbled. "Puh..." I wished I could cut him back but I couldn't say anything. Darn.

"Still relying on a scouter?" Vegeta then asked, pointing at my eye. I laid my hand on the little machine.

"Only to track people. I am aware of the fact some are able to hide their levels, like you. Or well, I hope you do."

He chuckled. "Don't worry." I

took off my scouter and tossed it away. Somehow I was frightened... what of those rumours were true... what if the legend... I could not think anymore, Vegeta was gone. I stayed cool, no prob. I listened, carefully to the movements of the wind. He was here somewhere. Got ya! Turning I tried to hit Vegeta in the face but he blocked.

"Nice try," he grinned and one eyeblink later we had both vanished.

Flashing from one place to another, deflecting each other's attacks, we fought for hours. Vegeta was though, probably thougher than me. But I wasn't out of his league... After all, he was my brother. The same Saiyan blood ran through our veins. I might look like my mother on the outside, on the inside, I had my father's strength as well. He was fully aware of that, at least he didn't make the same mistake like all the others. He wasn't foolish enough to underestimate me.

Night was falling when I sank to my knees, exhausted. He was panting as well but somehow I felt he could've went on for hours. Sweat dripped off my forehead as I heard footsteps approaching me. Moments later I saw Vegeta reaching out his hand. I took it gratefully and he pulled me to my feet.

"Seems like you haven't been doing nothing over all those years."

I nodded panting. "Since the day I landed on Zazba, I've been training to fight Frieza. I have dreamed of doing so for so many years. Then suddenly rumours came he had been defeated... by a Super Saiyan."

Vegeta snorted. "Kakarot."

"Kakarot?" I said in surprise.

He nodded. "Surprised?"

"Well yeah... duh..." I said still panting. My entire body ached yet I tried to hide it. I was dizzy and exhausted, I just wanted to go home. Damn it, Vegeta was though!

"You okay?" he asked as I grabbed his shoulder for support.

"I think I might've overdone it a bit..." I moaned as I lost the final feeling in my legs. He quickly grabbed my waist and laid my arm around his neck. "God, I think I'm gonna pass..." Smiling sligthly he flew into the air.

Bulma glared at him when he laid me carefully on the couch. "Nice brother you are! You almost killed her!"

"She's a Saiyan, she can handle it."

"Handle it? You 've beaten her half to death!" Bulma cried placing an ice-bag on my forehead.

"Bulma... there's no need to..." I passed out which made her only more furious.

"I don't believe it! Vegeta, I've got a bone to pick with you!"

"Will you just shut up, woman!"

"Vege-" The door slammed shut. Bulma sobbed quietly, turned only there to find me looking at her. She stared at the floor. I couldn't believe it... Vegeta was... an asshole...

My brother was an asshole.


Vegeta: Oh! So I'm the asshole now!

Queen Luana: Duh! I know it's shorter than the previous chapter, but well, please review, and by the way, thanx SS Jentl! You're the best I love yah!