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"What was that supposed to mean?" Goddalf asked.
"I don't know. It just says in the script... I mean, I really do have something special planned," Bobo said.
Just then, Pogo returned from his puking session. "Hiya guys," he said. "Hey, Uncle Bobo, have you been getting into my secret cocaine supply again?"
"No, Pogo, I haven't been sniffing your- so- secret- that- I- don't- know- about- it- cocaine- stash," said Uncle Bobo. "Anyway, back to my birthday plans. My birthday is way more important than cocaine." He began to tell Goddalf about his birthday party. I think cocaine is so much more important than his stupid birthday! Pogo thought. Sadly, his thoughts were correct.
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Later, at Bobo's party...
"All of you!!!" Bobo boomed. "I only invited you here because I was feeling suicidal and I needed company!" (The people at the party were so drunk that they didn't care what he said) Bobo continued: "I must leave. I have better things to do. Goodbye." He stuck a silver stud in his eyebrow and magically vanished. Goddalf was the only one who actually cared about what had just happened, so he raced to Bobo's house.
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"Bobo? I told you not to use the stud!!!!!!!!!!!" Goddalf yelled.
"But it's my precious... I know you just want to sell it on Ebay!" Pogo was right to suspect him of stealing his cocaine!!!!!! Goddalf thought. "You want the stud for yourself!!!!" Bobo said.
"Yeah, I do... I mean, you just need a vacation... without the stud," Goddalf said soothingly.
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Later that night...
Even though Goddalf didn't like it, he knew he had to talk to Pogo about the stud. "Oh Pogo!!!!!!!!" Goddalf called.
"Yeah, what do you want?????" Pogo demanded. Goddalf explained everything, about how the stud was corrupt, about the dark lord of Mortar, about how, he, Goddalf, liked string cheese...
"So let me get this straight," said Pogo, "you want me to have the stud so I'll go crazy?"
"Yeah, pretty much," said Goddalf.
"Then I shall give the stud to you as a gift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pogo said angrily.
"Thank you," said Goddalf. "I mean, meet me at..." (consults script) "the Fanciful Unicorn, bar and inn."
Just then there was a rustle in the dope bushes. Goddalf reached over and pulled Ham out of the bushes. "You shall join Pogo. Here is the stud. Bye bye now," Goddalf said, and the journey began.
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