From: Sir Havik and Mister Kabal

Ooo...SCARY! We are ignoring your directions by bothering you some more.

Mister Kabal is wondering why I am continuing to talk to you after we proved that your armies aren't no good by beating them again and making them prove that they suck. Don't you love bad grammer? I spelled grammar with an e. Is your head spinning now, my pretty?

Mister Kabal thinks I am an idiot, just like you. I am insulted being compared to you, yet insult is the greatest form of complement. This is a very complex situation, yet I am sure of what it means. Heheheheheheeeeeee...Wait! Don't write that! Stop writing everything I say!

Annoying Mister Kabal is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fun.

Oh! Listen to this! It's 1980's EarthRealm rock music that we bought here last week! ChaosRealm is so choatic that it's two decades behind EarthRealm time! Hehehehe!

Cum on feel the noize! Girls rock your boys! We'll get wild, wild, wild! Wild, wild, wild!

So you think I got an evil mind, I'll tell you honey
I don't know why
I don't know why
So you think my singing's out of time, it makes me money
I don't know why
I don't know why
Anymore
Oh no

Mister Kabal has turned off our music, smashed the CD into rubble, and thrown it off one of our many cliffs and hedges. Isn't that a weird thing to have on the same thing? But we do grow our hedges on the edges of our cliffs.

Signed: Screw you guys, I am going home.

Signed: Bob, the Almighty Swiffer Man!

Signed: Sir Havik and Mister Kabal

From Seido The Realm of Order

Hotaru:

Sir Havik I thoughtI told youI did not want you bothering us anymore. Yet you write more and more and more, and with bad grammar too. It deeply upsets me to see this.

Mister Kabal is a most annoying man, please keep him away from me, or I will be forced to take action on you once again. And my armies are highly trained, your band of hooligans are just lucky, we will attack again next Friday at 12:17 pm. I just thought it was fair to warn you of our attack.

Also stop sending your obnoxious 1980's rock music away from us, we are still in the 1960's here observe this classic peacful song, not like your annoying angry driving beats.

SHE LOVES YOU YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
SHE LOVES YOU YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
SHE LOVES YOU YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

YOU THINK YOU´VE LOST YOUR LOVE
WELL I SAW HER YESTERDAY
IT´S YOU SHE´S THINKING OF
AND SHE TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY

See isn't that much better? I think it is.

signed..

Hotaru