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Any whoozits... if you want to read the next chapter of Lord of the Stud, keep on reading. If you do not, please leave your computer and run, screaming from the room. Thank you.
Pogo chased the black rider for a long time, despite the horrible stench and the loud "blats" coming from the rider's bottom. "Hey, come here and give me your cocaine like a completely high drunk," said Pogo. Just then he noticed the black rider was asleep. Hang on a second, Pogo thought. He's not asleep. He just passed out at the stentch of his own gas! Pogo knew what it was like to fart so bad that you pass out. He had done it 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times himself.
Pogo walked back to where everyone else had been hiding. He stumbled and tripped over... well he did not know what it was. Was it a tree root? A pile of leaves? Another druggie or drunk? Pogo thought.
He curled up near Ham and passed out.
The next morning Pogo was awakened by Ham "having an accident" in his pants. Pogo yelled at him. Ham replied that he was "too busy" to stop and go to the bathroom. "Shut up, you Fat Bastard," said Hairy.
"I'm not fat!" Ham protested, all though yesterday when he had weighed himself he had been over a ton. His boss had yelled at him for exceeding the weight limit of hoppits. "Besides, that's from Austin Powers, so we'd have to put up two disclaimers." All though Ham was extremely fat, he was right.
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