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Hey! The reason I have not been on is that we were updating the computer so we had to have it sent somewhere else and I could not get on!
Miraculously, Pogo, Ham, Hairy, and Piping managed to just appear at the Fanciful Unicorn. When they knocked, a skinny bald man wearing blue eye shadow and lipstick answered. "Welcome to the Fanciful Unicorn, one of the millions of gay bars in Middle Earth!" he said.
Pogo looked at the others. "Password?" the man asked them, smiling. "Ummmmmmmm...." Pogo said, trying to figure out what, if he were gay, would he make his password. "'Gay people are gay' is the password!" Ham shouted. "How did you know that?" Pogo asked. "Ummmmmmmmmmm...." Ham replied as they walked inside.
Pogo immediately headed for the bar. The bar tender hit on him so he left. "I wonder why Goddalf wanted us to come here (hint, hint)," he said to Ham. "I don't think Goddalf is gay," Ham said. Pogo rolled his eyes. Saying Goddalf was gay was like saying that a ham sandwich did not have meat in it.
"I can't stand this anymore," Pogo said as another guy hit one him, saying he was "hot" with his "beautiful blue eyes". "I am leaving."
"Just because you are not gay does not mean you can not enjoy yourself," Ham said rather loudly. "You're not gay? I am ashamed!" a gay man who was passing by cried. "Oh, yeah, I am leaving," Pogo said.
Just then Piping appeared. "Come on, Pogo, I like it here," he said. "What about Goddalf?" Ham called after Pogo.
"I don't care about Goddalf!" Pogo called over his shoulder.
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