Author's note: This is my super duper fanfic on how Final Fantasy got involved in Kingdom Hearts. I will admit that it may seem incredibly stupid in the beginning, but that is just because it was meant to be a stupid four paragraph story in the beginning. Then, of course, I got into it and stayed up until almost dawn writing it. It should fill up any holes between all the Final Fantasy and the start of Kingdom Hearts, including how the heck Selphie becomes 12 when Squall is still an adult. Just a warning here, there will be quite a lot of character deaths in this story, so those with weak hearts may not want to read it. I don't want to be eaten alive by Tifa, Vivi, Vincent, or other fans that want to tear me apart for such deaths.
Disclaimer: I don't own Square Enix or just about anything in this whole story.
Once upon a time there was this guy named Cloud. He had saved the world in his day, and was now happily living with this girl named Tifa in a condo. It was a time of peace, love, prosperity, and people knew a lot. It had been found out that the world was really a lot bigger than anyone had thought. See, people had known the world was round, and they could fully circle it to get to other areas. What they didn't know is at a certain place a bit of old magic still held that jumped a person over five thousand miles to the other part of your earth. That magic suddenly died, revealing an immense world, so big it was almost impossible. So Cloud and Tifa did the only thing they knew how to do.
ROAD TRIP. They went around the world, visiting strange places called Spira and Belamb, and all these other cities. Citizens never ceased to be amazed by the flood of cultures that suddenly met for the first time in millions of years. Cloud got drunk in almost every bar with almost every beer. Tifa talked with this total hotty named Seymour. She went out with him, but he fell for some slut named Yuna and then she total wasted him. Amazingly enough people in these other continents had actually found a way to extend life, so people could live up to 500 years old, and research kept revealing results.
After a year of roadtripping 'round the globe, visiting every city and remote areas, Cloud settled down in a city called Turdan. Turdan was the greatest city of all, bigger than the Midgar continent. Despite what you are thinking, that it's a gray depressing city that pollutes the world, Turdan was surprisingly fresh. Its residential areas were more like the suburbs at even the most crowded part, and it wasn't unusual for the city to be interrupted by acres of farmland. Yup, a perfect city in all respects, Turdan quickly became the capitol of the world. Ansem, a young and promising man, had been voted President of the world.
All heroes that had saved the world in the past had been given medals and free even bigger condos in Turdan. Tifa was enraged to see that that slut Yuna was now her next door neighbor. Using all of his hero money, Cloud found the secret of how to bring Aeris back to life. He traveled half across the world back to The Lake and used Phoenix Down on Aeris's badly rotten corpse.
Aeris returned from the grave and traveled home with Cloud. Tifa was in tears, yelling that Cloud 'Didn't even love her' and ran off. She ended up bumping into a person on a street corner and crying into a very startled Reno's shoulder. Cloud and Aeris didn't mind. Ansem ran the world well, and they had weekly barbecue poker nights with all their neighbors.
And so life went on as it should, reunions happened often, and no one forgot each other. Cloud often went off with Zidane and Tidus to do some serious mischief, and only Squall stopped it from becoming a catastrophe. Then the sad part happened.
End note: Please review. I hope not to even see flames yet, since nothing remotely exciting has occured.