Chapter 3: Join The Party

"Back to the song," Jericho said. "That is, if this rude assclown over here will shut up and let me finish." He looked pointedly at John, who shrugged his shoulders.

"Just read the song," I said.

"Ahem." Jericho cleared his throat and continued. "I need a rocking chaaaair, just to make my life complete. A rocking chaaaair, no other chair can compete. A rocking chaaaair, just one would be good enough. I'll get my rocking chaaaair if his fat ass will get up..."

"Good, good," I said, clapping as Jericho really got into the song. "You really are the starrrrrr reader! And you're a rock star, too!"

"I know!" Jericho said proudly. "Just between me and you, TakerTakeMe, my parents and my teachers always told me I was someone special, that I was destined to be a huge rock star." He was getting excited, grinning at me. "Why, this is just my first step! After this video, I will really be a HUGE rock star! I'll be unstoppable! I'll be-"

"Shut your mouth, Jabroni!"

We all turned around when we heard the phrase, and surprisingly, there stood The Rock. He was leaning against the wall eating some pie...

"What the hell are you doing here?" John asked, asking the question we all wanted to ask.

"John Cena, you really want to know what The Rock is doing here on the set of Rocking Chair?" The Rock asked, licking his lips.

John nodded. "Well, yeah, we wanna kn-"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WANNA KNOW!" The Rock exclaimed. "The only thing that matters is that finally, The Rock has come back to-"

"You talkin' ta me?" Batista asked, pointing at himself with one eyebrow raised.

"This isn't the Taxi Cab audition thing you guys did for Wrestlemania," I said to Batista.

"Right," Batista said, looking down at his feet.

"Really, what are you doing here?" I asked The Rock. "I totally didn't summon you here."

"I know," The Rock answered, eating more pie. "But I think this video needs some spicing up, and that's why The Great One is here. You, TakerTakeMe, can use me any way that you see fit. I am at your service."

"Really?" I asked.

"Yep," The Rock answered. "I'm here. Use me."

"Fine. On your knees, Rock," I said immediately.

The Rock stared at me in disbelief and did his patented move, raising his right eyebrow. "The Rock never gets on his knees for anyone unless he's being served a delicious helping of Poontang Pie," he said. He put his eyebrow back down and made his voice low and husky. "Is that what you're offering me, TakerTakeMe? Some of your Poontang Pie?"

"You'll never know until you get on your knees," I teased him. Of course, I was only kidding with him. He wasn't getting any Poontang Pie from me. To tell the truth, I don't even know why I told him to get on his knees... I just wanted to see if he would do it.

"No way," Shawn spoke up, walking over to me. "You aren't giving him any Poontang Pie! Not unless I get some first. You know HBK is the best!"

"Nuh uh! Me! I'm the real starrrrrr when it comes to eating Poontang Pie! Just ask Stephanie McMahon," Jericho said with a smirk.

"Hey!" Triple H said, offended by Jericho's comment. "I freakin' resent that!"

"Trips, I know you've been wondering why she left you, right?" Jericho asked. He smirked again. "Well? Have you?"

"I already know why," Triple H said. "You don't have to remind me a million and one times!"

"She left you for me because I'm a true starrrrrr in the bedroom," Jericho said. "I'm so good I can make her see stars!"

"Hey, ese, Trips isn't bad in bed...when he's on the receiving end of a little punishment, Guerrero-style!" Eddie cracked. "Boy, you should hear him moaning, all high-pitched like a little chica..."

"Eddie! Damn your big mouth!" Triple H exclaimed, turning red. Everyone looked at him with open mouths and wide eyes. Eddie had just basically told them that Triple H was gay for the second time, only they didn't remember the first time, what with my easily erasing their memories that first time per Triple H's request.

"Wow. The Rock never knew that Triple H liked getting the 'Rock Bottom' in the bedroom," The Rock said, surprised. "That is, a rock in your bottom..."

"Hell, I could've told you that," came a cool female voice from behind us. We a turned around to look at the newcomer.

"Stephy, baby, what are you doing here?" Jericho asked happily.

"I was wondering where you went," Stephanie McMahon said, walking over to Jericho. "One minute we were in the bed knocking some bed springs loose, and the next minute I was the only one there. Not a pleasant experience," she said, touching his arm and frowning.

"I'm sorry," Jericho said contritely. "I had no control over this. I just showed up here fully clothed, which I find weird because I was totally naked... Hey wait a minute. What'd you do when I left?" He looked and sounded curious.

"What do you think I did? I had to finish by myself," Stephanie said, running two of her fingers over his lips and pressing them slowly into his mouth. "Taste this."

"Nice," Jericho said, smiling at her and sucking on her fingers. "Very nice."

"Enough of this! Can we just get on with the damn song?" Batista asked loudly. He sounded irritated, like the conversation between Stephanie and Jericho just disgusted him completely.

"Batista's right," I decided, looking at Stephanie and Jericho. "You two just need to keep your hands off of each other for a while. I need to get this project done, and Jericho, you're my huge rock starrrrrr, remember?"

"That's right. I'm a rock starrrrrr!" Jericho exclaimed, taking the bait that I had so subtly thrown at him. He looked at Stephanie. "We'll finish this when we get done with this project, ok?"

"Fine, but only if I can be a part of this little project, too," Stephanie said, pouting.

"Yeah, me, too," The Rock piped up. "Let me join the party."

Everyone looked expectantly at me, waiting to see whether I'd let The Rock and Stephanie both get in on my little project. Triple H was frantically shaking his head "no" but everyone else seemed fine with it. What could I say? Majority rules, always.

"Steph, Rock, you're both welcome to join in on my little project," I said, much to the dismay of Triple H, who groaned audibly. "Come on and join the party!" I smiled and shook both of their hands as a series of evil thoughts popped into my head. It was time to have a little fun...

A/N: Sorry it took FOREVER to update. Chapter 4: He's Baaaack is coming up soon (hopefully at least today or tomorrow)!