A/N: This is what comes of a gigantic brain fart. I completely forgot that it was the red rooster crows tonight and this is what happened. Just picture Basta doing a war dance to it! (The song goes to the tune of Santa Clause is coming to town.)
You'd better give up,
'Cause you'd rather not die!
You'd better leave home,
I'm telling you why,
The red rooster is comin' to town.
He's sending his men,
With fire-making tools,
He's gonna get what he wants,
The red rooster is comin' to town.
Refrain
He sees the flames are lickin',
They're eating up you house.
He will get what he desires,
No matter what you do!
Refrain
When you come home from school today,
There's a dead chicken in your doorway.
The red rooster is coming to town.
Refrain
That clever scheming goat,
He gives you only one day!
The red rooster is comin' to town
Refrain
You fools are going way too slow,
You'd better hurry up.
Unless you want to see the flames,
Eatin' up your doorway.
Refrain
A/N: I give credit to my friend Duckweed for the third verse. If this song scared you, don't look at it and it will go away. If it made you laugh, leave a review, and be sure to check out my other story on the way out!