Hard to Handle
By: TheCrypticDragon
Summary: Everyone's favorite animated band is lost in the desert until they find a group of orphans….After the song is done, they STILL have to find their way to their next gig, and the boys are having more arguments every day. What is poor Noodle to do? 2-D/Noodle, Murdoc/OC, Russell/OC
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own the Gorillaz, and I NEVER will.
NOTES: Noodle is 15, 2-D is 18, Russell is 23, and Murdoc is 29. I screwed the ages up a bit, so the 2-D/N is less pedophilic. Slight AU hints, and minor OOC-ness. My 1st Gorillaz fic
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Day I: The Song That's Never Sung
Loud swearing was ensuing from a camouflage-colored jeep, which was taking sharp curves because the driver wasn't paying any mind to the desert, seeing as he was arguing with a Satanist.
"Just admit it, we're bloody lost, Russell!" Murdoc yelled at the robust black man.
"We are NOT lost! We are just taking a detour…," the percussionist answered back.
"What the hell ever. We are LOST!"
"We are not!"
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"QUIET!"
All went silent as the two men turned around and stared at a young fifteen-year-old Japanese girl with short purple hair.
"Damn," Murdoc answered, "you can yell."
"Wha's goin' on?" a 18-year-old with blue hair came out. "Wha's wit all de yellin'?"
The only female in the vehicle blushed lightly as she turned to 2-D.
"Gomen-nasi, 2D-kun! It's just that these two over here were having a yelling war and I won," Noodle answered.
"It's awright, love. Just don't do it again, awright?"
"Hai, 2D-kun…Is that a group of little kids I see out there?" she pointed out the window to a little patch of heads moving up and down excitedly.
"You're right, love. Russell, go over there without runnin' over 'em, awright?" the slightly-less-pill-dependent vocalist riposted.
"Alright. Hold on," the rotund man replied, turning the Geep and going in the direction of the children.
"YAY! They're here, they're here!"
A/N: I know it's short, PLEASE bear with me...I had this idea after watching the 'Dirty Harry' video, and I'm not all that familiar with the Geep. Sorry for any OOC-ness. Will you tell me anything I messed up in your reviews WITHOUT flaming me? Thanks a million!
-TheCrypticDragon