Disclaimer: Don't own YYH or the real person Katrina Kon.

Chapter 31:

What should I do first in this body? Something to really hurt Genkai's reputation.

I stare hungrily down at my notebook paper. It is currently lunchtime, but I'm not eating. I'm making a list of all of the things that I could embarrass Genkai the most with. So far, my list includes:

Sing in front of everyone really badly

Flirt with every eligible person

Walk around buck-toothed, and

Answer "why?" to every single question asked of me

This could be the best thing that has ever happened to me in my life. The chance to get Genkai back! To delicious for words!

I start to laugh to myself. Then Kurama turns to me. "Genkai, are you feeling all right?"

"Certainly, pal, why do you ask?"

"Pal?" He shakes his head. "You've just been acting really perky and weird lately. Not at all like your usual self."

"Oh, just the best thing in my life has ever happened to me today!" I giggle like a little girl.

"What?"

"Oh, don't be so nosy." I put Genkai's gnarled finger on his nose and press in. Now he looks like a red-haired hog.

When I let go, several people laugh at the expression on Kurama's face. It is an expression of mingled horror and alarm.

"Erm…what are you writing here?" He asks, gesturing at my paper.

"Nooooooosy," I whisper for effect. "Nosy."

He gives up trying to talk to me. I think I have him scared. Mwahahaha.

I make my first mistake at this time. I retreat to my real room, when I should have gone to Genkai's room. Keiko and my body walk in to find me there.

"Hey, Genkai, what are you doing here?" Asks Keiko, surprised.

"Yeah, Genkai. What are you doing here?" My body smirks.

"Oh…just inspecting…for my…lost…pen."

"Sitting at the desk?"

"Uh-huh."

My body/Katrina presses me some more. "What makes you think you lost it at the desk?"

Luckily, I have an answer for that. "Young lady, as your teacher, I do not wish to be interrogated."

My body blanches. My body's face grows red.

"Well, girls, I'll be leaving you now. I will serenade the cafeteria now."

Genkai/My Bodyactually shrieks. Keiko looks at her funny. "I-I need to talk with my teacher now, Keiko."

"Okay, sure. Come back when you're ready."

My body leads me out furiously and drags me into a corner of the hall. "Don't do that," she whispers menacingly.

"Or you'll what, child?"

"I am your teacher! Listen to me!"

"Maybe you should have thought about what a vengeful person I am before you started bullying me."

Genkai is lost for words. She just stares at me. Then finally, "Please give me my body back. PLEASE!"

Haha. Just what I was hoping for. Blackmail. "Well, since you asked nicely, I will give it back in two days. Fair enough?"

"TWO WHOLE DAYS! I WANT IT NOW!"

"Or you'll what?" I repeat. "You're weaker than me, both in social status and power. There's nothing you can do."

She stares. We stand without talking for several minutes. "All right. Two days. Swear it."

I hold up my right hand, grinning. "I swear it. One more thing…"

"WHAT?"

"We both have to be nicer to each other when we get our real bodies back, all right?"

She looks at me, this time out of respect rather than anger. "All right. I'll try to be nicer. I know I haven't always been nice…" Her eyes fill with totally fake tears and she sticks out her lower lip. Wow. I never knew I could make my face that convincing before.

"NO, YOU MAY NOT HAVE YOUR BODY BACK! Nice try, though."

She glares at me, and I am reminded of that look-alike sentinel in her mind, even though it is not her body making the face. Scary. "Then don't expect me to go easy on your reputation."

"You're on."

She nods grimly, and we both go in opposite directions.

Now I must face another problem: I have no idea where Genkai's room is.

Oh well. I'll just ask someone. And that someone is little Hiei.

I walk up with my buck-toothed impression. "UHHHHH, HIEI?"

He turns around and looks up, expecting to see Kuwabara, but then looks down at Genkai's body. The expression on his face is priceless. Not so different from the one Kurama gave me at lunch, but coming from Hiei, it's a whole lot funnier. It takes him a while to get that poker face back. "Er…what?"

"UHHH, WA-AL, I forgotten where my roomie is."

"Genkai, are you drunk?"

"Drunk? WHAT DOES that mean?"

He wrinkles his nose in disgust. "Follow me, you crazy old bat."

"A bat! Hahahahaa!" I flap my arms like wings. Hiei keeps his distance from me. I'm still laughing like Ed on that stupid American Ed, Edd and Eddy show. If I were Hiei, I wouldn't go near me either.

"Here it is." He shows me a room. "Go inside and calm down please."

"Okay, handsome." (Well, I'm lying, so sue me...)

He freezes. He stares at me. Seems to have just died standing up. I laugh.

"J-just go in there and soak your fat head."

"Hawhawhaw." I walk inside Genkai's room. Hiei leaves rather quickly. As in super speed quickly.

My first impression is that he led me to a Better Bodies store by mistake. This room is huge, with lots of weight lifting material. Some I know the names of, others I don't. But all in all, this is one cool room. For such an old bat, she certainly does work out a lot. I remember the lesson where I badgered her about her age…

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"Genkai, how old are you?"

"None of your business."

"Tell me! Please?"

"A hint."

"Okay!"

"Five times as old as you."

"13x5, 13x5…YOU'RE 65?"

"What of it?"

"Wow, you're freakin' old!"

"I am not," she answered crossly.

"Dude, you're like, a GEEZER!"

"I am not!!!!!!"

"So that's why you're so wrinkly!"

I think that was the final straw for her. She gave me a nice crack on the noggin, and I was out for the rest of the day. I still have the scar. But I accomplished what I wanted to do, cuz I got out of a whole day of lessons.

Ah, memories, memories! Such GOOD times I had with her!

Well, now I'm getting my payback.

I don't think I did enough to embarrass her today, though. Well, at least there's tomorrow and the next day. Then they will hear my voice in the cafeteria…and I will crack all of their glasses.

I start to ride on a treadmill-like piece of equipment and don't even notice my body walking in. Genkai has to shout to be heard over the din of the machine.

"KATRINA!"

I giggle. "I'm not Katrina, you are." I slow down the treadmill.

She rolls her eyes. "Okay, Genkai, I want you to question Lahri."

"As if…wait…what?"

"I said, I want you to question Lahri."

"Why?"

"Because I tried to question her myself, today. She obviously doesn't take you seriously. Maybe she will take my body seriously, or at least more so than you, and also, you know her better than I."

"No, Genkai, that won't work. Lahri is like a clam in these situations. I tried already, but she kept making excuses to get away from me."

"But think about it, Katrina, I don't think she smashed that Sensor by accident, do you?"

"Oh, I think it was accidental. It just doesn't fit.But as soon as Koenma gets a new one, he can…"

"Katrina, she'll smash it again. Or pin it on someone else."

"She won't give in. We'll have t' let her come to us." I really don't want to talk to her.

"Then give me back my body and I'll do it."

"NO! Genkai, we had a deal!"

Genkai punches the wall in rage, and runs out to my room. Jeez. She acts tough, but deep down she's still a wishy-washy old lady. I resume the treadmill.

No. Genkai's gonna suffer the consequences of being a bitch. I run harder.

But what will she do to me in her own payback?

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