To Garfieldodie: No, the aliens will meet Calvin again. It will be the entrance to the third movie. I'll say only this: Something bad will happen, causing the third movie (As you'll see a good trailer at the bonus chapter at the end), will be the most thrilling, mysterious, hilarious, terrifying, and suspenseful movie yet.

Days went by.

Calvin and Hobbes had already broken the DVD player, smashed several TV sets and the big screen one was the only one left, and had accidentally thrown several CDs and VHSs off the ship. They had been following up on their disappearance on the big screen TV, and had learned that people had finally stopped looking for them.

Hobbes still complained about Calvin losing the radio.

"Terrific!" Hobbes yelled. "You broke ... the radio. You are the dumbest person on the planet!"

"NO you are! You encouraged me!"

"I was standing there."

While Calvin and Hobbes argued, they opened the fridge for lunch.

HUH?

It was empty.

Calvin and Hobbes stared at the empty fridge.

"Never fear." Calvin said. "There are exactly fifteen fridges on this ship. One of them is bound to have food in it."

Calvin opened another door. Empty.

Another. Empty.

Another. Empty.

"Well this is getting worse than your dad's camping trips." Hobbes said.

Calvin opened the door.

There was one stale hotdog sitting there, that was all crippled up and had freezer burn.

"Yummy." Hobbes said, sarcastically. "Frozen charcoal for lunch."

"What are we gonna do!" Calvin yelled. "There's nothing left to eat! We're all gonna starve!"

"I'll go get the fishing poles." Hobbes said, walking off.

Minutes later, and you won't believe this, Calvin and Hobbes were doing the one thing they had come onto the ship to escape; fishing.

A few minutes into the fishing episode, Calvin and Hobbes were beginning to get bored.

"Any bites?" Asked Calvin.

"What do you think?" Asked Hobbes, grumpily.

Calvin sighed.

"well, I guess were just gonna have to starve on this cursed boat that..."

Just then, Calvin's fishing line snapped into a straight line.

Something had finally decided to feed Calvin.

Calvin's eyes brightened.

"YES!" he yelled.

He began to reel it in.

It wasn't coming out of the water.

Calvin tugged with all his might, but the thing refused to come.

"lemme give a crack at it." said Hobbes.

He took hold of Calvin's fishing rod, and began to pull.

Nothing happened.

Then Calvin grabbed Hobbes' waist, and helped him pull.

Something rose out of the water.

"keep pulling!" Calvin said. "Were gonna eat tonight"

A deafening roar protested against Calvin's statement.

Calvin and Hobbes opened their eyes.

A huge shadow loomed over them.

Calvin and Hobbes looked slowly up into the blinding sunlight.

The sea monster held the fishing line in it's mouth, until it spat it away.

He then turned it's evil eyes back on the boy and the tiger.

"Shall we call for mermaids to save us?" Asked Hobbes.

"RUN!" Calvin screamed.

The monster roared again, as Calvin and Hobbes zoomed in all directions.

"INTO THE BASEMENT!" Called Hobbes.

Calvin and Hobbes zoomed for a door that led down into the basement.

Calvin grabbed it, and flung himself inside.

He found there, not a staircase, but another door.

Hobbes jumped into the doorway as Calvin fumbled with the next door's knob.

"It's locked!" he screamed.

Hobbes turned his head to see two rows of blood thirsty teeth lunging for him.

Hobbes slammed himself into the door.

The sea monster stuck it's snout into the doorway, however, due to it's large head, it was unable to reach it's two hamburgers.

Calvin and Hobbes pressed themselves into the locked door, as the monster stuck it's snake like tongue at Calvin.

The tongue licked Calvin around his face, and stomach.

"does he taste good?" Asked Hobbes.

"HOBBES!" Calvin yelled, as the tongue started to wrap around Calvin's arm.

"Sorry." said Hobbes.

At last, the monster's tongue drew back, but it continued to try and get to the two.

Just then, the door magicly unlocked itself, (stupid door) and Calvin and Hobbes went tumbling down into the basement.

"what just happened?" Asked Hobbes.

Just then, the ship jerked to one side.

"he's pushing the boat over." Calvin mumbled.

Hobbes started to panic, but just then, he tripped over a crate.

Calvin stared at the three letters on the box.

"Hobbes," he said. "our lives are saved!"

"How can you think about boxes at a time like this?" Asked Hobbes.

"no, look at the box!" Calvin said. Hobbes stared at the box.

The letters TNT were painted on it in red paint.

The sea monster started tearing the ship apart. He tore up several bits of flooring, tore into the basement and ate part of the stairs (which made Calvin and Hobbes work faster), and literally scratched up a perfectly good paint job on the side of the ship.

At last Calvin and Hobbes somehow managed to climb out of the basement, and face the monster with a stick of TNT in each hand.

"I can't believe I'm holding this!" Calvin said.

"throw it, and shut up!" Hobbes said, lighting the stick with his claws. (don't ask ME how)

Calvin heaved the stick at the monster.

It exploded a few feet away from, it's head.

Although it didn't do any damage to the head, it spooked it a bit.

Man that wasn't very powerful TNT.

Hobbes heaved another one.

This one exploded on the other side.

The confused monster looked in all directions.

Calvin threw another.

BOOM!

The sea monster at last swam back into the ocean.

Hobbes heaved his last stick into the water after it.

After a tense second, that one exploded, sending a huge bubble to the top.

But at the same time, it sent over a thousand fish into the sky!

Most landed back into the ocean, but some landed next to the confused Calvin and Hobbes.

At last, Calvin realized what happened and he said.

"were gonna eat well, tonight, buddy!" Calvin and Hobbes started celebrating, by eating the fish.

Meanwhile, high above the waters, in the sky, a huge space ship hovered over the Atlantic.

"Why is it, that every time that our plans seem flawless, the Earth Potentate goes and gets himself lost!"

screamed the captain of the ship.

"We've only tried to get him twice." said a crew member.

"SHUT UP!" spat the captain. "I want you to triple your searches!"

"But I already did."

"Do it again! He can't be found by anyone but us!"

The captain walked over to the window, and looked down over the sea.

"What is that thing doing down there?" he asked, staring down at Calvin and Hobbes' ship.

"well," said and alien. "Earthlings will go on little things called cruises. It's were they go into kinds of sea ships, and sail across the ocean."

"Interesting." said the captain. "Zoom in with the camera. I want to see this activity."

Just then, the windshield seemed to zoom in on the ship.

Within seconds, the whole ship was visible.

The captain frowned. "I don't see any...". He stopped. He stared at the ship.

He then turned around the crew.

He had an evil grin on his face.

"Tonight," He said. "We are to lower the ship, I've located the Earth Potentate."