WTF? Naruto?
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Spam, or Your SOUL... for now, anyways...
It was a sunny day in the Nation of Konoha, as Naruto was hanging out at the noodle stand. Of course this was no ordinary day... In the shadows a great evil lay in wait as the hero of our story gorges himself full of noodles... But anywho, who actually cares...? Not me, and I'm your narrator, Just call me Jeff. Lets watch shall we...
Naruto: "So I says to him, 'Hey Sasuke, beep you!' then I pissed in his drink..."
Some guy: "Dude, thats sick!"
Naruto: "Yeah, well... beep you!"
Some guy: "AHHHHHH IT BURNS!"
"Well that was sick, and boring... Ya know what? Here let me fast forward to something entertaining...(grabs remote) Lets see..."
-blah blah blah...
--nation of mist...
---shark guy...
--that dude that looks like a chick...
-Perverted old guy...
--mid. ninja exam...
---tournament thingy... "It was boring, so don't worry..."
--Third Hokage dies... "That was funny..."
... 5 hours Later...
-Sasuke gets kidnapped...
--Naruto fights Sasuke at waterfall... "Ohh lets watch that..."
Play...
As the power of the nine-tailed fox coursed through Narutos veins, a bright red chakura emanated around his body. Above the waterfall, Sasuke stared down at Narutos mangled body, with his head crushed into the earth. He jumped down onto the waters surface, and walked toward Naruto. Unaware of the full power of the Nine-tailed Fox, he looked upon him in disgust. Thinking that he succeeded in killing his best friend, he closed his eyes and waited for the power of the Kaleidoscope Sharingan.
Yet, it doesn't come, as he failed to kill him. Naruto straightens up and stares into Sasukes eyes. "My mission is to bring you back to Konoha, even if I have to bring you back DEAD!" The red chakura exploded in a whirlwind around Naruto, and as he swung a fist at Sasuke, the chakura formed into a claw and extended out and struck Sasuke. With his power increased a thousand fold, he began his onslaught on Sasuke...
"Okay, I'm getting bored with this... So I'll give you a summary. Uh, Naruto beats up Sasuke like he's a punk-ass bitch. Sasuke goes into his final Cursed Mark form. I don't know why but Sasuke's final Cursed Mark form, looks like he has hands as wings on his back. Well anyways, they fight for like 2 episodes long, but the whole thing takes 5 episodes. Sasuke wins by using the Thousand Bird. It looked like a close match because Sasukes Thousand Bird hit Naruto's Spiral dead on and created a black sphere around them. Even though Sasuke wins, Naruto still lives, so does all the other guys (Shikamaru, Chuji, Neiji, Lee, Kiba and Akamaru). I'm gonna fast forward again to something better... so hold on."
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm such an evil bastard, alot of you Naruto fans don't even know what I was talking about in the fic. It's so funny cause you think you've seen more than anyone else, or know more, or think your all that cause you read manga. Puh-leez... It's pathetic... Review if you want, especially if you want to insult me. Those are the funny ones...