Summary: Adam has Amy. Matt's all alone. What happens when Matt finds out that Amy's younger sister Terra has a crush on him?

A/N: I only own Terra Alvey.

Chapter 4

"What are you smiling so big for?" Terra asked Adam as he and Amy entered his locker room.

"I won my match," he said simply.

"And Matt was smart enough not to interfere this time," Amy put in.

"Yeah, he must've decided he's no match for me," Adam bragged. "I'm too much of a man for him and he's finally made that realization."

"As if," Terra said, getting a dreamy look on her face. It didn't take much for her to slip from reality and into the recent memory of her encounter with Matt on the deserted hallway. He had kissed her! He had actually kissed her! And more than once!

"What are you smiling so big for?" Adam asked Terra, repeating her earlier question.

"Yeah, I don't remember you being in such a great mood when we left you in here," Amy said. "What kind of trouble have you gotten yourself into?"

"None. None at all," Terra said quickly. "Can't I be happy for once in a while?"

"Only a few things in life can put a smile like that on a girl's face. Believe me, I know," Adam said with a twisted smile. "So the question remains: Who have you been fuc-"

"Adam!" Amy exclaimed, punching him in the arm. She smiled at Terra. "He means who have you been making out with? Your lips are a little swollen."

Terra put a finger up to her lips and smiled. Matt had bitten her lip, pulled it gently into his mouth... But she wasn't going to tell them that. "It was your fault," she finally said, pointing at Adam. "I was all nervous and I couldn't stop biting my lip during your entire match. I kept thinking that Snitsky was gonna annihilate you."

"Like he annihilated Matt? No way," Adam said with a smirk. "Not with my trusty girl by my side."

"With our trusty briefcase," Amy added, patting her briefcase like it was a loyal sidekick.

Terra rolled her eyes. It was the same briefcase Amy had hit Matt with on numerous occasions in an attempt to give Adam the upper hand in a match. She wondered what was inside the briefcase...

Meanwhile, in his locker room, Matt Hardy sat staring fixedly at one point on the wall. He couldn't believe he had taken Jeff's advice! The kisses were nice, he admitted to himself. But so very wrong.

In no time at all, he was calling Jeff on his cell phone.

"Hardy House of Horrors, Hottie Jeff Hardy speaking. How can I help you with your horny needs?"

"Thanks a lot, Jeff," Matt said sarcastically, ignoring what Jeff had said.

"Whaaaat?" Jeff whined.

"For advising me to kiss Terra."

"You followed my advice?"

"Yes, dude!"

"What the hell is wrong with you? I don't even follow my own advice!"

Matt closed his eyes and gripped his cell phone tightly. "Expect an ass-whipping when I get back to North Carolina," he promised.

"So, details bro!"

"You're such a girl, Jeff."

"And yet I was born with a penis. Funny, I didn't think girls had those."

"I was kidding... But where do I start?"

"Start with what happened after we talked last time."

"I went to Adam's locker room to see Terra with completely pure intentions. She didn't want to even talk to me but I persuaded her to go on a walk with me."

"A romantic stroll," Jeff quipped with a laugh. "But seriously, where'd you guys end up at?"

"The end of this deserted corridor."

"Was it dark?"

"Yeah. The lighting was pretty dim."

"Classic. So what line did you drop on her to get her to kiss you?"

"I spoke from the heart, dude. I just told her that maybe I hadn't thought it out before I told her there was no chance. And then I basically said to test whether or not to take our friendship to another level that I needed to kiss her."

"That's so corny, dude. And she fell for it?"

"Hey, I'm smooth."

"And full of it. So the kiss... What was it like?"

"It was her first kiss."

"Liar!"

"I'm serious."

"So what was it like?"

"I didn't feel any sparks or fireworks, but it was an awesome kiss. We made out for quite a while and then she had to run back to Horse-Face's locker room."

"Did she like it?"

"Of course! You should've seen her when she looked at me afterwards. Her face was flushed and her lips were just slightly swollen. She was glowing!"

"I find it hard to picture her as this portrait of desire that you've painted. Seems like just yesterday she was out in the backyard with us playing football and wrestling in the grass."

"Thanks for reminding me of why I shouldn't be kissing her, dude. Bringing back all those memories..."

"Forget the memories. She sounds hot so you must hit that!"

"No way. It's too early anyway."

"Dude, I'd jump at the opportunity. If that was her first kiss then she's obviously a virgin. My lord, I didn't know they still existed!"

"I'm too experienced for her. She'd never be able to keep up."

"You're considering it. Ha!"

"I've got to go."

"You're gonna hit that, correct?"

"Later, you horny little bastard."

"Oh, you're gonna do her later?"

"No, you have the wrong idea. I meant I'll talk to you later, dork."

"Ok, later," Jeff said. "But in all seriousness, think about it. You'll never get the opportunity to pop a fresh cherry again! Virgins do not exist in this day and time. Do you realize that-"

"Bye, Jeff."

"Sigh... Bye, Matt."

Matt hung up the phone feeling somewhat disgusted with himself. Why was he even considering what Jeff had suggested when Jeff himself had already told him that he never took his own advice?

"I just need some sleep," he told himself, getting up to gather up his stuff. "That's it. I'm gonna head to the hotel and get some sleep and when I wake up in the morning I'll know exactly what to do..."