Lilo blinked as the sun's rays shined through her window. Her weary body ached from yesterdays encounter. She stretched her stiff legs. It hurt, but it felt good. Scrump lay by her elbow. Her bed covers ruffled. Her 2nd pillow lay on the floor.
She looked down from her bed to see Maria, holding a loved tabby cat. She rubbed her eye sleepily before letting out a yawn.
Maria crawled out of her sleeping bag, and stretched like a cat. When she noticed Lilo staring at her she laughed.
"It feels good." Maria explained. Lilo stared at Maria a moment longer before trying it herself.
"Hey," Lilo said, "This DOES feel good." Maria nodded her head. She climbed on to Lilo's bed.
She held out the tabby cat. Lilo looked to her left to find Scrump. She held Scrump out.
"This is Pasid. I used to not be able to pronounce pussycat. I'd say pasid instead." Maria made Pasid nod her head.
"This is Scrump. I made her. Though her head's too big." Lilo said as she pointed to her doll's head. They let out a small laugh.
Maria looked around till her eyes lay on Lilo's Elvis collection. A smile spread across her face.
"You wouldn't by any chance be a fan of the king of rock, would you?" Maria asked with a sly smile on her face. Lilo nodded her head excitedly.
"You bet! He's my favorite singer. And my idol!" Lilo said as she stood up on her bed. Maria stood up too.
"Glad to meet a fellow fan." Maria said as she stuck out her hand, her eyes twinkling. "All my other friends laughed at me. They said he was stupid." Maria whispered. Lilo's smile disappeared.
"Don't listen to them. They just don't know good music when it's blasting in their ear." Lilo replied as she bounced on her bed. Maria did the same.
"It's good to have Angel and Sti-" Maria stopped. "Where are those two anyway?" Lilo's head turned toward Stitch's bed.
"Um . . ." Lilo trailed off as she pointed at their alien friends. Maria's eye twitched.
Stitch's back was facing them, but you could still tell what was happening. Angel was on the other side of Stitch. You'd have to be at an angle to see her entire body. Her antennas were wrapped around Stitch's shoulders. His legs were wrapped around hers. His extra pair of arms were clutching her waist. His normal hands were holding her close to his chest. Angel's ears covered Stitch's face and his antennas fell on top of them. His ears fell behind him. His spikes were sticking out of his back. Their breathing was calm.
"Err . . . I need the bathroom." Maria said suddenly, trying not to look at the sight. Her face looked pale. Lilo gave one last look at Stitch and Angel.
"I'm with you!" Lilo murmured as she hurried after her friend. "In fact, let's stay out of there for a while." You could hear Lilo down the hall.
Angel's eyes fluttered open as she awoke. Confusion overcame her as she felt hands on her. 'What? Is this 627? I have no memory of this!' Her confusion ceased as she remembered what happened the night before.
She turned around to face Stitch. His face was peaceful as he breathed in and out. Angel smiled. 'He looks so handsome that way.' She wriggled free. Not helping to notice his figure. 'So . . . hot.' She decided she was comfortable before, so she squeezed into Stitch's tired arms.
She wrapped her arms around his strong neck. She brought herself to his lips. Embracing him into a deep kiss.
She broke away as his eyes opened. His eyes relaxed as Angel came into focus. She leaned toward his ear.
"Kimeeku juke ru." (Good morning sleepy head) she whispered. Stitch stretched his arms and let out a yawn as Angel lay on his stomach.
She reluctantly got off him when he sat up and stretched his legs. He sucked his antennas, spikes, and extra arms back into his body. Angel sucked her antennas in her head.
Stitch grabbed Angel, carrying her bride style down onto the ground. He looked at Angel. Angel shook her head.
"Naga, meega shiki pure." (No, I'm going to stay pure) she grinned as Stitch's ears slightly drooped. "Meega eki monu naga, jigi reega." (I never said never, just at the moment) she replied with a wink. Stitch's ears raised into the air.
He picked her up (bride style) and carried her down the stairs. Lilo and Maria were eating oatmeal-I mean mummy slop. Their eyes widened as they entered the kitchen.
They immediately crossed their index fingers. "This is a no kissing zone!" Maria shouted as Angel and Stitch were about to lip lock. Angel giggled. Stitch smiled.
"Wanna eat mummy slop with us?" Lilo asked. Angel cocked her head to the side.
"Bucheeki imu oatm-" (But isn't that oatm-) Stitch cut her off.
"Ih!" Stitch exclaimed as he gave Angel a pleading look. She nodded her head, still confused.
Angel and Stitch pulled in the other experiments to the table. They all sat around the table.
Lilo stood up in her chair. "Ok, we're going to have breakfast, but before I serve you mummy slop, we have to name. . . err . . . what number is he?" Lilo pointed to 620.
"That, would be experiment 620, I'd have to keep him away from the female experiments heh heh." Jumba said as he walked into the room. He laughed when he saw the experiments with pink eyes. Especially with Bonnie.
He sat down next to Clip. "620, I suggest you keep away from Bonnie's buchi bu when we put her back in prison." 620 nodded his head, staring longingly at Angel. Stitch eyed 620 angrily. Angel looked down at her meal.
"So what does 620 do?" Maria asked.
"He makes female experiments fall in love with him, though what I don't understand is why it didn't affect Angel." 625 said. He was also looking at Angel. Angel wouldn't look at any one in the eye.
"That's because Angel was made after him, right Jumba?" Lilo piped up.
"No little girl, 620's spell works on ALL female experiments, even ones made after him." Jumba said as he shook his head.
"Then why not affect buchi bu?" Stitch asked as he stuffed the mummy slop down his throat. Angel, to Stitch and Maria's surprise, didn't giggle. She slowly ate her food.
"That's the thing, it's impossible." Jumba said. He frowned; he stared into space, deep in thought. "Maybe, what little earth girl said is true. Maybe with love you can do anything." All eyes turned to the blushing Angel.
"You mean, Angel has love that strong?" Maria asked not taking her eyes off Angel.
"Not just one love, she has more than one strong bond. Though the two that she loves, she loves differently. "Baby-flier spoke up.
"(Purring sound)" Baby-flier asked as she looked at Maria, before going back to her day dreaming about 620.
"Yes, I'm guessing its Maria she loves, like a little sister." Jumba said. Maria blushed this time. 'Angel still loves me? Like an ohana should? Yes!'
"Anyway, since 620 charms females, I'm gonna name him . . . Romeo." Lilo announced. Romeo took off his beret and bowed. As he bowed he winked at Angel. Something in Stitch snapped.
He glared at Romeo. Romeo's ears drooped. "NAGA! ANGEL MEEGA BUCHI BU!" Stitch screamed as Romeo grabbed at Angel's waist, who slapped him across the cheek.
"626 must not be over reacting. 620 is programmed to fall for any pretty experiment with a nice figure." Jumba said quickly as Stitch jumped on to the table.
"Stitch! Do you want Nani to be upset?" Lilo asked. Stitch gave Romeo one last glare before gently grabbing Angel around the waist and placing her on his lap.
"You'll have to excuse Romeo here, he's a pervert." 625 said as he rolled his eyes. Lilo looked at 625.
"You need a name too. I'm gonna name you . . .-" Lilo was about to announce a name until Maria cut in.
"Cook!" Maria exclaimed. Lilo was about to protest before deciding she approved. Cook smiled at the thought of having a real name. Angel clapped her paws before nuzzling her nose with Stitch. Maria and Lilo stood up. Crossing their fingers again.
"No touching anyway that'll make us barf up our mummy slop." Lilo grumbled loud enough for all to hear. Everyone except Lilo and Maria laughed, until a serten someone entered the room.
"WHAT ARE THESE EXPERIMENTS DOING AT THE TABLE?" Nani shouted as everyone jumped in their seats.
"Nani, we're just eating mummy slop before we put them where their one place that they belong in." Lilo explained.
"EAT BREAKFAST, AND THEN GET THEM OUT OF HERE!!!!" Nani shouted before storming out of the kitchen.
Lilo, Maria, Jumba, Stitch, and Angel slumped in their chairs.
"OK, let's eat." Maria said before digging into her breakfast. Everyone fallowed her suit. Angel and Stitch started to leave the room before Romeo asked.
"Hey, Angel, where is a hot, sexy chick like you going?"
POW SLAP BANG He lay upside down against the wall. His chair seat split on his right foot. His beret cushioned his head. Angel wiped her hands against the wall before dragging the shocked Stitch into the other room.
"I can't feel, my head." Romeo whined. Baby-flier, Bonnie, and Clip ran to his aid. Dusting him off and pulling his leg out of the chair.
Lilo, Maria, and Jumba had to stifle their laughter. Cook smirked.
Maria placed her empty bowl on the counter. Lilo fallowed.
"After we get dressed and put the experiments where they belong, want to search for vampires?" Maria asked.
"I thought you'd never ask." Lilo grinned. The two of them couldn't run to the elevator fast enough.
Angel and Stitch lay on the island, their feet in the shallow water. They let out their antennas. Stitch let out his extra arms and spikes as well.
The cool water washed against their feet. Angel's antennas flowed behind her. Their fur rustled. Angel sat on the grass. Droplets of water lay on them.
Stitch gently tapped her shoulder. Angel turned around to see pink flowers weaved together in the shape of a heart.
Angel gave Stitch a loving lick. Before returning her gaze to the ocean. A longing look was in her eyes.
"Angel, what wrong?" Stitch asked. Angel turned to him, her eyes watering.
"Meega chiku lali English." (I want to speak English) she cried. Stitch nodded his head knowingly. He rubbed his chin deep in thought. The sun shone up in the sky.
Stitch held Angel close to him. His extra arms holding her tiny waist. He felt a weird feeling in his stomach as his hands lay there. Angel slipped her arms around his neck. Nothing lay in-between their chests. Angel looked into Stitch's warming black eyes. He stared back into her star shining eyes. Their eyes closed as they leaned toward each other.
Drowning into a passionate kiss. Lip locking each other.
Their antennas wrapped around each other above their heads. The water lapped at their feet. The trees waved gracefully as a light wind swept by. Stitch threw the heart shaped bouquet up into the air, still lip locked. The bouquet danced in the air before landing around their necks.
They slowly pulled apart. Angel smiled her dazzling smile. Stitch felt his knees go weak.
Angel tackled him so that she landed on top of him in the shallow water. He sputtered for a moment, but the fear past as he looked into Angel's eyes again. The sun shone behind her, making her glow. A light breeze made her ears and antennas sway. Her fur rustled. She smiled attractively, without even trying. He had never seen a prettier sight.
Angel slowly crept off him. A longing lust in both of their eyes, but Angel knew they should wait for things to settle a little more before doing so. Stitch stuck his tongue up his nose. Noticing Angel's stare he stuck it back in his mouth.
"Scuse me." Stitch said quickly as they started to the local beach, away from the island. Angel shook her head before sticking her own tongue up her nose. Stitch smiled. He hugged her as the water lapped at their knees. "Buchi bu!" He exclaimed. Angel smiled, knowing that she belonged in Stitch's arms.
Lilo and Maria walked with Romeo, Cook, and Bonnie to the jail. They had given Bonnie water to drink for the cure. She'd angrily glance at Romeo.
"Bonnie, I thought up a place for you and your buchi bu." Lilo said as they walked.
"That would be Clyde!" Bonnie seethed at Romeo. Cook smirked. Bonnie glared at Cook. "Who're YOU laughing at tubby?" she asked. Cook looked down.
"Well anyway, you two can work at the police station. You can steal stuff from the bad guys. Heck, you could steal the bad guys." Lilo finished.
"You know kid that doesn't sound like a bad idea." Bonnie replied thoughtfully. Maria lifted her head suddenly.
"Cook, look, there's a help wanted sign at Albert's Bread and Goods shop." Maria exclaimed. The five of them ran to the shop.
"Excuse us mister." Maria said as she entered the shop. "We wanted to reply to the wanted sign." The shop keeper looked startled to see them.
"Don't you think you youngsters are a little young for a job?" He asked. The man had a mustache and old grey eyes. Even though he was cheerful.
"Nope, Cook is." Lilo said as she pointed to Cook. He stepped forward.
"Err . . . what does he cook?" the man asked.
"He cooks loads of things, especially sandwiches." Maria said. The man folded his arms across his chest thinking.
"Ok, but let's have him make a sandwich." The man said. "By the way, my name's Mr. Stein." Cook cracked his knuckles before hopping on to the counter. You could see his nose twitch as he sniffed the air. He hurried toward a back door. "How'd he know that's where the kitchen is?" He asked.
"It's a talent." Romeo said. Cook came back into the room, carrying: a knife, two bread slices, cheese, lettuce, mayonnaise, tuna, ham, and fish. In less than 50 seconds he made a perfect sandwich.
He handed Mr. Stein the sandwich. He looked at the sandwich Cook handed to him. Mr. Stein took a large bite. His face expressionless as he chewed. He gulped down the bite.
"Do you like it?" Cook asked. Mr. Stein looked at all the hopeful faces.
"Well, let's just say . . . you're hired." He grinned. Cook let out a whoop of joy. Lilo and Maria exchanged glances. Bonnie rolled her eyes, trying to hide her grin. Romeo clapped his hands (or should I say paws).
"Really?" Cook asked.
"Yep, this is also great. My wife wanted a little friend. Will you be her friend?" Mr. Stein asked. Cook nodded his head. "Well let me call my wife to set you up a place at your new home." Cook fallowed Mr. Stein into the kitchen.
"Move it people, my buchi bu's waiting!" Bonnie scolded as she ran out the door. Lilo, Maria, and Romeo fallowed close behind.
Angel and Stitch walked into the ship, looking for Jumba. Each time she heard someone speak English, the more she wanted to herself. She looked around from the entrance.
"Hello?" Stitch asked. They perked their ears waiting for a response.
"Yes 626 and 624?" Jumba asked.
"Buchi bu wants to speak English." Stitch exclaimed. Angel nodded her head.
"624 want to speak English? Ok, come with me." Jumba motioned them to fallow him with his hand as he entered a room. They fallowed.
They entered a steel room. Cupboards were everywhere. An experiment creator machine lay in the corner of the room. In the middle of the room was a table with all sorts of gadgets.
Jumba grabbed a necklace on the edge of the table. The necklace was pure gold. In the center lay a sapphire.
He placed it on Angel. The amulet fell to Angel's v mark. She looked up.
"Wiki is mirru?" (What is this?) Angel asked.
"That is my greatest invention, and newest. It let's you be able to speak what ever you hear or read. Even if it wasn't spelled or pronounced correctly. If you wear it longer than 24 hours, this learning process is permanent, even without it." Jumba explained. Angel's eyes shone.
"Speak." She said. Jumba smiled.
"Hah! It works! Now go play, I need to pick up Pleakly from the mall again." Jumba dismissed them.
"Buchi bu, speak." Angel exclaimed.
"Okataga." Stitch sighed.
"Naga, speak English." Angel said.
"Ok, ok." Stitch grumbled. 'This'll be a long day.'
"Ok!" Angel exclaimed (Um, it's going to be like this for a while so I'll get back to the others).
Lilo, Maria, Bonnie, and Romeo skidded to a halt in front of the jail's front desk.
"Excuse us, could we see prisoner 5244 please." Bonnie asked as she leaned against the desk. The officer looked up.
"Aren't you the one who broke out of jail?" he asked. Romeo spoke up.
"Yes, but she's good now, she and the other prisoner are signed up to help the police with criminals." He said quickly. The other three nodded in agreement. The officer looked uncertain.
"Are you sure of this? After all you are kind of young." He said. Maria frowned. Lilo placed her hands on her hips angrily.
"So? Small people do great things for your information! Now could you call some one to pick up Clyde?" Lilo said huffily. Surprised by Lilo's burst, he dialed up some one to bring Clyde in.
Clyde growled as he entered the room, seeing Romeo. Anger seemed to boil inside him. Bonnie ran up to her buchi bu, giving him a quick lick on his cheek. Romeo waved his hand uncomfortably.
"You're not still mad at me are you? Heh, heh, heh . . ." Romeo asked, laughing nervously.
"I hope you're joking! You just squeezed your way into our cell, and grabbed Bonnie, who didn't even make a complaint because you placed her under a fuck'n spell!" Clyde seethed. He breathed heavily. Bonnie rubbed his back, soothing him. Romeo looked down. Maria covered her mouth, disappointed in his bad language. Lilo shook her head.
"I hope you use your head and don't talk like that if you're around police. Especially if you're to become one." Lilo said. Clyde clamped his mouth shut, still giving Romeo dark looks.
"This girl says you've decided to become a policeman," he looked from Clyde to Bonnie. "Or woman. To help us in any way." Bonnie and Clyde nodded their heads yes. "Well, you're going to have to start your training! Clair, take them to the beginner's training course to see how they do." A blonde, pretty, strong looking woman walked into the room. She had a regular police outfit, except she had a mini skirt. Her blue eyes glittered with amusement as the other policemen gawked at her figure and beauty.
"Come on you two." She said in a sweet voice that would lull anyone into trusting her. Bonnie and Clyde obediently fallowed.
The policeman at the counter turned back to them. "You can go play now." Maria, Lilo and Romeo dashed out the door.
Lilo, Maria, and Romeo walked into Maria's house, to find Angel surrounded by twelve dictionaries. Her nose buried in a thirteenth. Stitch was staring at her, boredom in his eyes.
"Err . . . what are you doing?" Lilo asked as she stared at Angel. Maria's eyes widened. 'Angel never reads!' She thought.
Angel looked up. A smile on her face.
"I am reading the dictionaries." She declared proudly. Their jaws dropped in surprise.
"You can speak English?" Maria asked in surprise.
"Yes, I can speak English." Angel said. Apparently she was trying to fit words into as many sentences as possible.
"How?" Lilo asked. Angel took a deep breath. She held up the amulet around her neck.
"Jumba gave me this amulet. It lets me be able to speak any word I hear or read. Even if it's mispronounced. So far I've gone through . . . err . . . Stitchy, help please." She turned to Stitch.
"Six dictionaries." He sighed. Romeo couldn't help smirking from Stitch's expression.
"Right, six dictionaries. Have you decided where that pervert will stay yet?" Angel turned to Romeo. Romeo oddly wasn't affected by her comment.
"No, not yet. He's going to stay at my house until we come up with something. We've only have come up with two things: Him helping us catch other female experiments, and him making a feel good shop for females." Angel thought for a moment.
"The feel good shop would probably be better because, if you haven't noticed with Bonnie, Clip, and Baby-flier, they won't want to be friends with him a while." Angel said.
"I think you're right Angel." Maria said. She looked around. "Where's mom?" she asked.
"She went to help Nani out at the rental shop. Something about a raise . . . " Angel said as she went back to reading. Lilo's eyes glittered with appreciation.
"Um . . . Angel, could you take a break from reading? We're going to be talking anyway." Maria replied. Angel nodded in agreement as she doggy eared her page. Stitch's ears perked.
"Stitch, hold my arm." Angel commanded. Stitch didn't hesitate. Maria and Lilo laughed. Romeo pouted, muttering something about a 'Good-for-nothing-spoiled-Stitch'.
The five of them walked out of the room. Angel and Stitch hand in hand. Romeo's ear tips slightly green, instead of their usual darker black.
The five of them walked down the street, a few blocks from Lilo's house. They stopped as they sighted Mertle and her posse.
"Quick, get into your dog stances." Maria murmured from the corner of her mouth. They made their abnormal appearances disappear. Maria pulled out of her jumper pocket two collars. She gave Angel her old collar. Angel reluctantly put it on. Romeo took a shiny silver collar. He put it on immediately. Lilo gave Stitch his.
Mertle and her posse pedaled up to Lilo, Maria, Romeo, Stitch, and Angel.
"Maria! I can't believe you don't know. You can't hang out with Lilo OR Victoria, their weird." Mertle said in her usual bossy tone.
"YEAH!" chorused her friends (sorry I forget their names). Maria turned her hands into fists.
"By the way, is that pink dog yours?" Mertle asked as she looked at Angel. She seemed interested in Angel, considering she was her favorite color.
"Yes, she's my dog. Her name's Angel." Maria said through clenched teeth. Angel had to bite her lower lip to keep from snapping at them when they tickled her under her chin.
"She's so pretty." Mertle cooed. "Almost as adorable as Gigi." She added. Her friends nodded their heads in agreement. Her eyes turned back to Maria. "You can not hang out with Lilo." Mertle commanded.
"YEAH." Her posse chorused again.
"I can hang out with anyone I want." Maria snapped.
"Well, most people would want to hang with their TRUE friends." Mertle said slyly.
"I know, I AM." Maria said back in a confident voice. Mertle frowned, kicking Angel angrily. Stitch growled angrily.
"Stitch, Angel, you can spit acid on them if you want." Lilo said coolly. Before anyone could make any movements Maria added.
"Besides, Lilo is a lot more NORMAL than you five. I mean, how many people go around making fun of people every day of their life, and am conscious about it?" Maria asked. Angel and Stitch started to gargle spit in their mouth.
"AAAAAAAAH!" the five shouted as they pedaled away from them. Maria burst into laughter.
"What's so funny?" Lilo asked.
"They call themselves normal, when they're the most abnormal people I know! Think about it!" Maria said between laughter.
After about a minute of thinking all five of them were rolling on the ground in fits of laughter.
"If you ask me, Mertle must have crummy parents." Romeo said as he dusted himself off.
Everyone nodded their head in agreement.
Romeo reached over to dust Angel off, but Stitch stepped between them growling.
"Naga, Angel MY buchi bu!" Stitch growled. He turned around to help Angel dust herself off. Angel rubbed Stitch's back as he did so.
"Let's not start this again." Lilo moaned. Maria turned to Romeo. His ears were now half way green. He stared angrily at Stitch. 'That's odd, I don't remember Romeo having green ears . . .' she forgot about her thought as she ran after her friends.
Angel, Stitch, Lilo, and Maria were watching 'Mummies Invaders'. Even though Angel had seen the movie seven times, she held on to Stitch whenever a scary part appeared and made a fake whimper.
Romeo steered clear of Stitch that afternoon. He watched enviously as Angel and Stitch would cuddle, and kiss. 'Angel should be in my arms.' He thought bitterly.
His ears turned fully green as he watched Stitch wrap his arm around Angel's narrow waist. He pulled her closer. Angel slid her arms around his neck, eyes glued to the TV. Stitch whispered sweet nothings into her ear. She let out the quietest giggle.
"Shhh!" Lilo shushed them before returning to watching the movie. Romeo plopped down in the chair next to the couch, cursing Stitch under his breath.
Stitch pulled Angel out of the room, after telling the others that they'd be going out on a date. He looked at Romeo as he said "For TWO." Romeo looked back at the TV.
Angel and Stitch crept into the red car. Stitch turned the car on with his key. He leaned over to Angel to kiss her fiery, but she held her hand up. Pointing to Romeo, who was jealously watching from a window. Stitch shook his head before pulling out of the driveway.
Jumba walked into the room with Pleakly. Except they couldn't see Pleakly for a moment because he was carrying so many shopping bags.
"Hello little girls and experiment 620. I- 620? Oh no! Your ears!" Jumba gasped as he pointed to 620's green ears.
"What is it?" Pleakly asked as he set the bags down. Maria paused the movie.
"620 is going into green jealousy mode, this is not good." Jumba said.
"What's bad?" Lilo asked. 620 stared at Jumba.
"Green mode happens when he's jealous of a male experiment. But the jealousy is specific. The male experiment has to have a female experiment that won't fall for him. He will grow in strength and try to kill the experiment. Of course, none of my experiments can die, that is, unless they're not at full size that they'll grow. But none the less, they'll feel great pain. The question is, who is he jealous of?" Jumba asked.
Lilo and Maria turned to each other knowingly. 'Why hadn't I seen it before? The evidence that something was going on was so obvious. I feel so stupid. I mean, the way he looks at him. The way he goes after his buchi bu. The way they argue all the time. I even noticed his green ears earlier.' Maria thought to herself.
Maria and Lilo turned to Jumba. They took a deep breath before saying, "Stitch." Romeo ran out the door.