Sorry about the wait we have a lot of homework before winter vacation.

Angel: And she was very la-

Absh: Shh! Their not supposed to know!

Stitch: Naga shush buchi bu!

Absh: Hey I'm the writ-

Lilo: (sigh) Since they'll probably be arguing for a while, (death glares) the three just get on withthe reading!>

Romeo sped after Angel and Stitch. His entire head was green. His eyes glittered with envy. 'Angel is MY buchi bu! I can't believe he stole her from me! I'm even better looking! He'll pay! That . . . LOWER LIFE FORM!'

He leaped from tree to tree, fallowing Angel and the 'lower life form'. He cursed Stitch under his breath as Stitch slid his arm around Angel's chest and held her close as he drove. He fumed noticing she didn't push his hand away. 'THAT should be me too.' He thought bitterly.

Stitch stopped the car as they came to the water. He pressed a button and the buggy turned into a boat. Stitch kissed Angel's neck. She licked the top of his head and giggled girlishly. Romeo was green down to his shoulders.

As they rode on the water Romeo jumped on to the ground. Stumped on how he'd fallow them. He looked around himself until his eyes rested on a row boat. A grin spread across his face.

Stitch carried Angel on to the island. Their ears twitching nervously. Their antennas locked together.

"You are the love of my life." Stitch whispered into her ear. Her ears pricked, blushing under her fur.

"Stitch, you make me nervous." She giggled, flipping her ear out of her eyes. Leaning close that only Stitch could hear. "I want to make love tonight, my buchi bu." His ears pricked with excitement.

"Anything for my buchi bu." he said with a gleam.

He gently placed her in the hammock. She lay on her back as he crawled on top of her, not making his move yet.

Her antennas fell on either side of her. Her left ear fell across her left eye, giving her an even more attractive look. She had a sexy grin that clearly said 'come to me bad boy'. Her necklace fell askew. Her arms lay on either side of her. Her moonlit eyes seemed to trance Stitch.

"I'm ready to start." She whispered softly. Stitch didn't have to hesitate.

He slid his arms underneath her. She moaned with lust as he held her close to his chest. He slid his extra arms around her waist, running them up and down her angles. He leaned in to her chest breathing in her warmth. She moaned again. A rustle in the bushes stopped them.

They sat up immediately, separating themselves from each other.

"Who there?" Angel asked. She feared who it might be. Stitch turned to Angel.

"Meega check it out. You stay here." He commanded her. She was about to protest but the look in his eyes made her stop.

Stitch hopped off the hammock his nose to the ground. An oddly familiar scent entered his nostrils. His eyes widened as he scurried in front of the bush. He had an angry look on his face. "Cousin." He growled as he revealed Romeo. Angel gasped with half surprise.

"What is Romeo doing here?" Angel asked. She was blushing at the fact he watched them about to start their making love, then possibly having sex (if they don't mean the same thing).

"Stitch steals buchi bu. You belong to me! Jumba made you to be MY buchi bu. Naga Stitch!" he screamed. Angel's eyes widened. Stitch started to growl.

"NAGA! Angel meega buchi bu! Jumba said perfect couple." Stitch seethed. Confusion came over him.

"That was after he made you! She was supposed to be mine! That's why we're both good looking; both attract the opposite gender, both hot." With his last words he eyed Angel's chest. She wanted to slap him.

"naga. Stitch is my buchi bu. We went over this before remember?" Angel said huffily. She eyed the fact that he was green down to his waist. 'Oh shit.' She thought to herself. "Are you jealous?" she asked. This was the wrong question.

He pushed the dumb struck Stitch out of the way as he walked toward Angel. Her eyes widened.

"No." she said as she slipped off the hammock on to the ground. Stitch leapt at Romeo's back, biting deep into him. Romeo howled with agony. He cocked his head and ripped Stitch off his back. Blood came from his back. Stitch twisted Romeo's arm, to the point to where he didn't realize such colors existed.

Stitch held him over his head, throwing him into the water. Romeo growled as he crept out of the water. He ripped off his beret, throwing it into Angel's clutches. She held it as if it were a dirty diaper as she tossed it as far as she could.

"This is your repayment? Throwing out your jealousy and anger over my buchi bu? You're scum! You're a dirty rotten, evil, loathsome, lustful, little jerk." She growled, standing firmly on her legs.

He smiled nastily at her. "I am aren't I?" he said slyly. He rushed at Stitch, hands in fists. Stitch dodged at the last minute, sending Romeo into one of the trees.

"Clip fights better than you!" Stitch taunted as he brushed himself off. Romeo shook his head fearcely, anger boiling inside of him.

He chased Stitch on the border of the small island. Rage engulfed him. He glowed as he turned green to his knees. Stitch and Romeo would sneak Angel kisses as they ran passed her. She slapped Romeo every time.

It came to the point where Stitch stopped, having to stifle his laughter as Romeo ran around chasing himself. Angel kissed Stitch full on the mouth for a moment. She turned to Stitch whispering in his ear, "Sink his row boat, then let's get out of here." Stitch nodded before running toward Romeo's row boat.

Romeo came to a stop and ran up to Angel. He pinned her to the ground. She squirmed underneath him.

"If you so call 'loves' me let me go. You should respect my wishes." She said locking her legs together.

"Who says I love you? I just want to make love with the prettiest experiment." He said lustfully. His eyes seemed to form hearts as he stared at the gap in her middle chest. "Now?" Her eyes widened with surprise before quickly turning to anger.

"You wouldn't DARE!" she seethed. He smiled satisfied. He leaned forward and blew in her ear. She bit him.

"Now, now. That's not how an angel acts." He laughed. She took a deep breath of air.

"STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. Stitch came running, his fur wet from sinking Romeo's boat. Power raged beneath him like never before.

"NAGA!" he shouted. Angel gasped as she felt the extra weight of Stitch on top of her, along with Romeo. She sighed as Stitch jumped off and threw Romeo three yards away from her.

Angel ran to Stitch who was breathing heavily. She massaged his shoulders to loosen his tenseness.

"Akudit, emuti, alan ot agan, atum on, atagi, oteemihc, atookta." Romeo's face became blank. His fur changed back to its normal black. Angel's good song worked! His eyes widened at the realization of what he had done.

"Oh, Angel, Stitch I'm so sorry-" he fell backwards fainted. He had lost too much blood. Stitch hoisted the limp Romeo over his shoulder as he and Angel walked back to the red buggy/boat.

"The others are going to be asking questions." Angel stated.

"Ih." Agreed Stitch.

"They'll want to know the details."

"Ih."

"They'll want to know what we were doing."

"Ih."

"What should we tell them? Well you know, considering Lilo's and Maria's, err . . . age." Angel looked to Stitch, his eyes not taken off the water.

"Date." He finally said.

"Um . . . ok . . . if you're sure . . . Stitch?" she asked.

"Ih." Stitch said again, his eyes on driving.

"I want to make love VERY soon." Angel announced.

"Um . . . ok meega-What?" he looked at her.

"I want to err . . . how do humans say it? Perfect our love." She said dreamily. One could see the wheels turning in Stitch's head.

"They better hurry soon; Angel and I have to leave in 20 minutes."Maria said glancing at the clock.

"I'm sure they'll be here any minute." Lilo said as she stared at her hands. Jumba, Lilo, Maria, and Pleakly were sitting on the couch, waiting for their arrival.

"Do you think the pink little monster will be all right, with the pressure and all?" Pleakly asked. Jumba shrugged before saying,

"Hey, isn't that bigger Earth girl's short?" All eyes were on Nani's shorts.

"N-no, they're n-n-not! They're m-mine!" He screeched. Maria coughed (liar!). "Ok, ok, if you don't tell Nani I'll make breakfast!" he suggested.

"Oh Nani-" Lilo was cut off.

"I clean your room for a month!" He pleaded.

"You already clean the house." Lilo stated as she stared at her nails.

"Fine! I'll buy you, the two little monsters and your friend ice cream of your choice for a month!" he said. He was getting desperate.

"That and you have to buy Stitch a puppy crib." Lilo said as she folded her arms across her chest.

"Why would the little monster need a crib?" Pleakly asked.

"Nani said that Angel and Stitch were probably going to send the stork a letter, asking for a pup." Maria explained.

"Ah, my experiments will be breeding!" Jumba exclaimed.

"What does bree-" Lilo was cut off by Angel and Stitch entering the room carrying an unconscious Romeo.

"What happened?" Maria asked as she ran to Angel.

"H-he t-tried t-to . . . to r-rape m-me." Angel stuttered as she hugged Jumba crying.

"Ih! Romeo attack Stitch and Angel. Stitch fight. Angel turns him good. Meega hurt!" Stitch said as he rubbed his bleeding lip. Lilo ran to the kitchen to get some ice for Stitch's bleeding lip. Jumba walked up to Maria, Stitch, and Romeo (who is still unconscious), with Angel clinging to his leg.

"I'll be taking 620 to lab; he has lost too much blood. Don't expect to see him in a couple of days." He said as he lifted Romeo over his shoulder. Angel let go of him and ran to Stitch. Jumba clomped out the door at a heavy paste.

"Buchi bu, are you ok?" Stitch asked weakly. He was in great pain from the fight. Angel buried her face in his chest.

"I'm a-a b-b-burden a-aren't I?" she wailed. Lilo walked in with Stitch's ice. Stitch took the ice before rubbing her back.

"Naga. You are not a burden. I HAVE to protect buchi bu." He wheezed. He placed the ice in his mouth, wincing at the coolness.

"Was Angel hurt in any way?" Maria asked. Stitch nodded his head.

"WHERE?" Maria yelped.

"Buchi bu in after shock." Stitch explained. Angel collapsed in Stitch's arms, with the over whelming state she was in. Nani and Mrs. Colman walked in. Smiles on their faces of accomplishment.

"Lilo, I got a raise of-WHAT HAPPENED?" Nani asked as she noticed the sorry state they were in.

"Angel! Maria! Lilo! Stitch!" Mrs. Colman ran to the three, checking Maria and Lilo's pulses.

"We're fine, it's Angel and Stitch. Romeo attacked Stitch. Romeo tried to rape Angel. (pause) What does rape mean?" Lilo asked, her big, brown eyes drilling into Nani's.

"Err . . ." Nani was sweating a bit.

"Why don't you go help Maria bring her things down while we tend to Angel and Stitch?" Mrs. Colman suggested quickly for their cover up.

"But you never-" Maria was cut off.

"We have to talk to Moses about your hula lessons we can't be late!" Mrs. Colman interrupted. Maria and Lilo trudged off the stairs.

"They still didn't answer our question." Maria whispered. Mrs. Colman and Nani let out a sigh of relief.

Mrs. Colman carefully picked up Angel from Stitch's grasps. She picked her up like a baby, before taking a wet clothe from Nani. She rubbed it on Angel's forehead. Angel stirred.

"Angel, how did you get here?" she asked. Angel's eyes fluttered open.

"Mrs. Colman?" she asked softly.

"Yes?" Angel's eyes widened. She sat up in Mrs. Colman's arms, giving her a hug.

"I missed you." Mrs. Colman's eyes widened this time.

"You can speak English?" she asked. She was astonished. Angel held up the necklace around her neck smiling.

"Yes." Stitch stared longingly at the two of them. He wished he and Nani could have a relationship like that. But he knew from Nani's attitude toward experiments and personality it would never happen.

Maria and Lilo came running into the room, dragging Maria's suitcase, pillow, sleeping bag, and Pasid (actually Maria was carrying Pasid).

"We're ready!" Maria exclaimed. Lilo pouted a bit.

"Does she have to go now?" Lilo asked. Mrs. Colman nodded her head smiling. "I don't want her to go yet." She pouted. Maria smiled.

"Oh, I want to go." Maria exclaimed happily. Lilo looked a little hurt.

"You do?" She asked shakily.

"Oh yes! Because if I won't go then I won't be able to come back because I stayed, and then we'd all be very sad." Maria explained. Angel smiled knowing she was using one of her sayings that would leave you sorting out what she just said until she leaves.

"Err . . . yeah . . . I think." Lilo said as she sorted out what Maria just said (just like Angel knew).

"By Lilo!" She said as she walked out the door. Angel gave Stitch a quick lick before running out the door fallowing her own ohana. Stitch waved sadly good bye.

"Err, oh, bye!" he shouted.

"Bye! Thank you again Mrs. Colman!" Nani shouted after them.

"Thanks for coming!" Lilo shouted as they rode off into the distance.

"Meega wish buchi bu lived here." Stitch sighed. Lilo smiled sympathetically at her close brother-like friend.

"She has her own ohana, as well as us, that love her very much. She can't just forget about them, leave them behind. Because that's not what ohana is all about." Lilo said to comfort Stitch.

"Yeah, but meega still wish we could all live in one big house!" He rolled into a ball and rolled out the door toward Jumba's ship.

"Hey Stitch, wait up!" Lilo cried as she chased the furry, blue ball.

So what do you think?

Angel: Duh they like it if Stitchy and I are a couple in it!

Stitch: Ih!

Absh: Watch it! I'll make you two against each other!

Angel: You wouldn't DARE!

Absh: Try me.

Lilo: Again? Can't you save it for the next chapter?

Absh, Angel, and Stitch: No!

Lilo: Arrgh! Well, keep looking for the next update for a new chapter, (looks at them) and rediculous arguement!