Stitch and Lilo were walking back from hula school. It was more fun than usual because Mertle didn't give up as easily to have Maria as a friend because she's rich. Lilo and Victoria couldn't stop laughing at the insults Maria threw at Mertle. Stitch and Angel listened to Gigi on how she's pampered and has a better owner than them. Angel had to restrain Stitch from biting her.
Stitch held their umbrella up as they walked home. "Stitch, let's cut through the woods." Lilo said as she pointed toward the woods.
"Okataga." He nodded his head.
They were quiet as they listened to the rain fall on to the ground with quiet splashes. Puddles were every where. The soppy mud clung to their feet. The air was some what chilly for Hawaii.
They stopped as they saw something ahead of them. An experiment lay in front of them. She had Angel's shape. She had no antennas. On the top of her head was a tuft of pink fur that fell across her right eye. Her eyes were black with pink patches. On her right cheek was a black heart. Her pink nose was also in the shape of a heart. Her white ears were oink on the inside. Her ears tips were in the shape of hearts. Around her neck was a necklace of extra pink fluff. Her claws were pink. On her right hip was another pink heart. She was slightly smaller than Stitch. She lay curled up with her paws on her damp head.
"Stitch, an experiment!" Lilo gasped. Stitch nodded. 'Her beauty is very noticeable. Cute figure. I almost-no Stitch your buchi bu is Angel you can't abandon her for some one, even if they are cute.'
"Stitch carries her home." He announced. Lilo eyed him.
"Stitch, you better not be thinking about cheating Angel." She warned.
"Meega naga cheat buchi bu." He answered as he picked up the experiment and flung her over his shoulder. The experiment opened her black eyes.
"Who are you?" her voice was almost as heavenly as Angel's but in a slightly lower tone.
"I'm Lilo. This is Stitch." Lilo introduced. The experiment eyed Stitch. Lilo could tell she had a crush on him. "Stitch also has a buchi bu Angel." She added. The experiment's ears drooped.
"Stitch loves her very much." He replied happily, not noticing the experiment looking disappointed.
Lilo and Stitch walked into the house (remember, Stitch is carrying the experiment, so technically, she won't be walking). Forgetting to wipe their feet after entering.
"Hello? Anyone home?" Lilo called out. Pleakly walked into the room.
"Hello what would you and the little monster be needing-OH MY! WHAT IS THAT THING DOING IN THE HOUSE?" he screeched as he pointed at the drenched experiment. She growled, not liking the fact that she was just referred to as an 'it'.
"I don't think she likes being called that." Lilo replied as she folded her arms across her chest.
"Where Jumba?" Stitch asked. Pleakly gestured toward the kitchen.
Jumba was with Romeo feeding him some sort of syrup.
"Romeo? You ok?" Lilo asked. Jumba jumped in surprise.
"Little girl should not be scaring evil genius." He replied. "And he's still not ok. I'd told you it would be a few days. Now what do you want?" he asked not even glancing at them.
"We found an experiment, but we don't know her number or powers." Lilo said. Jumba turned around to face them. About to protest but stopped himself when he saw which experiment lay in front of him.
"Experiment 622? Oh no." he gasped. 622 cocked her head.
"She doesn't seem evil." Lilo said.
"That's what she wants you to think. Turn her good quick! She has powers over feelings toward everyone and everything." He explained.
"I suggest you keep her away from any experiment with a mate." He added as he looked at Stitch. No one noticed, when 622's eyes flashed red when she looked at Stitch.
"Well, I'm gonna name her-"
"Bijou, Rose, Cutie, Beauty?" Stitch asked.
"No, Sassy." Lilo said staring questionably at Stitch.
"Oh no! She has cast her spell on to Stitch to make him love her! Quick, get coconut milk and one of her hairs!" Jumba shouted. Lilo dove after Sassy, but Sassy jumped to the side.
"Stitch!" she screeched. Stitch stepped in front of Sassy growling. She nuzzled the back of his beck purring with satisfaction.
"Stitch?!" a voice screamed. All eyes turned to a very angry Angel and surprised Maria.
"Wait! I can explain, you see-" Lilo was cut off.
"Yes, I see all right! My buchi bu is a double-crossing, idiotic, annoying little cheater!" she screeched with agony. She stomped up to Stitch and slapped him so hard across the cheek you could see and outline of where her paw had been.
"Ouch!" he wailed as he rubbed his cheek.
"I HOPE it hurt!" she screamed. Stitch fell to his knees in confusion. "And YOU!" she screeched turning to Sassy. "I have one thing to say," they leaned forward their foreheads pressed together trying to out do the other. Their paws clenched. "MEEGA NALA QUEESTA!" she screamed as her hands reached for Sassy's throat.
"Angel please stop!" Maria cried.
"NO!" she screeched. Maria was taken back for Angel had never spoken to her like that. Lilo tried to pry Angel away from Sassy but was held back by Jumba.
"I'd be suggesting little girls stay away from fight." He said. Sassy grabbed Angel's hands and ripped them off her neck. She bent back Angel's fingers. Angel yelped in pain. Angel felt pain on her hips as claws dug into her. She cocked her head to find Stitch the culprit. She angrily bit him square on the ear. He let go of her to nurse his ear. She felt hands on her own throat, enabling her to breath. She dug her claws into Sassy's arms, making her let go.
"Angel!" Maria cried as she saw this torture inflicted on her friend. Jumba stepped forward, grabbing each of the female experiments. Each dangling (he's carrying them like a mother to her kitten, except using his hands) from his hands. He held them far apart as they scratched the air to hurt the other.
"Stop, this is not good to do in front of little girls." He said to the both of them.
"Iki matooka rimu nala queesta." Angel growled.
"624, there is no need for such language." Jumba ordered.
"Meeki patooki laki chimeeku." Sassy cackled.
"622 I'm not fat. I'm just-hey keep the topic on female experiments." He growled.
"I think they should talk about their feelings and what's troubling them." Pleakly said as he strolled into the room.
"Huh?" Maria turned to Lilo.
"Yes, let me have the female monsters and I'll-"
"I'm not a monster!" Sassy screeched. "But that thing over there is worse than a monster." She snorted as she pointed at Angel.
"You little witch." Angel growled.
"I know aren't my buchi bu?" she asked turning to Stitch who, immediately ran up to her shaking his head no. "Well, I guess I'm not." She whispered something in Stitch's ear. He smiled. Angel frowned.
"It is not 626's fault. He is under spell of 622." Jumba explained. Angel grew angry. Stitch walked up to her ready to hit her on Sassy's command. His fist hit Angel in her cheek. She started to cry. His eyes softened.
"Buchi bu?" he asked. She looked at him. He seemed to be struggling something in his mind.
"Yes?" asked a sickening voice. Stitch turned to give Sassy some attention, but Angel used her feet to guide him to face her. He struggled a little but she had a firm grip on him. He put his hands on her waist to push away from her. She pulled him close till their eyes were equal. Sassy's eyes widened in horror.
Angel closed her eyes as she pulled Stitch into a kiss. He struggled in surprise and confusion before he seemed to escape the spells grasp and melt into the passionate kiss. He pulled Angel from Jumba and into his arms still lip locked. She slipped her arms around his neck. His hands shook nervously as he felt that weird feeling of having his hands on a female's waist. He then pulled her closer to him (as if you could get any closer). Sassy wailed in defeat. Lilo and Maria backed away.
"Um, I'm gonna go now." Maria said quickly.
"I'm with you." Lilo replied.
"I'm thinking we should leave them alone for stitch has explaining to do." Jumba said walking out of the room with Sassy and an unconscious Romeo.
"Oh, I can't wait to put this on mushiest love stories!" Pleakly exclaimed as he revealed a video camera. Jumba grabbed him by the caller of his dress and dragged him out of the kitchen.
Angel and Stitch broke apart. She stared at him angrily, her arms across her chest and her foot tapping impatiently. "Well, I'm waiting." She growled.
"For what?" Stitch asked.
"For an apology, explanation, excuse, you get the idea." She said coolly.
"Meega under spell! Meega confused on who meega love! Meega never truly love her. She like Hunkahunka. That was fake love. My love for you on the other hand." He smiled at her. Her face was like stone. He noticed that her medallion was gone.
"Where buchi bu's medallion?" he asked. She rolled her eyes.
"Weren't you paying attention? Jumba said that after 24 hours the learning process was permanent! Don't tell me you're going deaf!" she groaned.
"Naga, meega too busy staring at buchi bu." He replied smiling.
"Nice try, you're going to have to come up with better ways of wowing me." She laughed. Stitch's ears drooped.
"How can meega make up to buchi bu?" he asked.
"You know what Valentine's Day is?"
"Ih."
"Figure something out." She said.
"When is Valentine's Day?" Stitch asked.
"In three weeks. I mean really don't you pay attention to anything?" Stitch's ears drooped farther. "Oh, I didn't mean to snap. I'm just, still hurting that's all." She sighed.
"Meega make big plans." Stitch promised.
"I'll give you that long to make it up to me. I'm going home now." Angel sighed. She stood up, her face expressionless.
"Meega soka." He cried.
"We have to go anyway; we only came because Maria forgot her tooth brush." She gave a weak laugh. Angel walked up to the freezer, taking some ice for her sides. She forgave him, but the pain she had would last. She turned to Stitch.
"Sassy is the first female experiment I've ever loathed." And with that she walked out of the room holding the ice on her sides.
Maria and Angel opened their umbrella, silently walking home. Stitch felt bad. 'Buchi bu never gives Sassy chance.' Stitch turned around to find Sassy posing. He growled. 'Sassy makes buchi bu angry. Sassy makes meega hurt buchi bu.'
"Meega nala queesta." He seethed. Sassy's ears drooped in disappointment. She trudged in side with Stitch angrily fallowing, keeping his distance.
"Sassy, you're a bad girl." Lilo sighed. She knew it was part of her programming but, she made Stitch cut Angel, deep. Both physically and mentally.
"I will have Sassy in cage for now. Do not worry, she can't break out easily." Jumba said.
He picked Sassy up by her caller and shoved her into a cage. She moaned. Stitch glared at her before huffily walking to his room.
"I'm going to check on Stitch." Lilo replied, fallowing her friend. Jumba picked Romeo up with an umbrella, and walked back to the ship to work on Romeo. Pleakly sat on the rocking chair knitting. Sassy started to weep. Pleakly looked up.
"What's wrong?" he asked, putting his knitting aside.
"Meega love Stitch, Stitch buchi bu with Angel! Meega even prettier than Angel!" she sobbed. Pleakly bent down next to her cage.
"You know, you're not the only one who dealt with this problem." He said. Sassy looked up. Her cheeks drenched.
"Really?" she asked. Pleakly nodded his head.
"In fact, he was the unconscious little monster with Jumba. He wanted to be Angel's buchi bu. He was so desperate he almost raped her." Pleakly replied. Sassy gasped.
"And I was so, so horrible to her!" she started to cry again. She felt even worse. "And how long ago was this?" she sobbed.
"Actually, it was yesterday-"
"I'm horrible! Horrible, horrible, horrible!" she cried.
"Now, don't be so hard on your-"
"She was probably just getting over it too! And then I try to claim her buchi bu! How much stress can she take in? And then I had him attack her! Oh, I'm so horrible!" she faced her back to the opening of the cage crying.
"Would you like me to leave you alone?" Pleakly asked. She nodded her head. Pleakly gathered up his knitting materials before heading into his own room. 'I'm a horrible, horrible experiment.'
Stitch lay in his bed, staring at his claws. His claws that hurt his buchi bu. He clenched his paws into fists. He was so angry, hurt, and regretful. He clenched his pillow, bringing it up to his face. He screamed into the pillow.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed. He put his pillow on the floor. Thinking of Sassy he started to punch it. Lilo walked on with ice cream.
"I hope that's not me you're thinking about." She said, even though she knew who he was thinking of.
"Naga, meega thinking of Sassy. Sassy make me hurt buchi bu. Make buchi bu angry with me. Meega dirty claws." He held up his bloody claws. Blood of Angel's.
"It's part of her programming. I'm sure once we turn her good and find the one place she truly belong-"
"Naga, meega want nothing to do with her." He seethed still punching the pillow.
"Stitch, she's ohana. We have to. Ohana means family, family means no one gets left behind or forgotten." Lilo recited her favorite saying. Stitch scowled.
"She naga ohana." He spat. Lilo placed the ice cream next to him, shaking her head sadly. She quietly crept out of the room. With the next and last punch of Stitch, the floor fell through.