A/N: Hellos! I'm glad that you all like this fic. And thank you for reviewing, and for those of you who didn't… :death glare: shame on you, but still thanks for reading. And any ideas that you have to help improve the fic are welcomed.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the characters of this story. I don't even own myself. Not until I'm 18, which won't be long YAY! But I digress, and back to the fic.

Switched (The Reality Show)- Chapter 2

The last time we left our guests they were trying to cope with the fact that, Uzamaki Naruto is now Uchiha Sasuke, and Uchiha Sasuke is now Uzamaki Naruto. No matter how you look at it, it's funny and entertaining. Hahahahahaha! Everybody is taking this well, lets check it out.

"Why? Why?" Cried Sakura. "Why is Sasuke- kun's beautiful body tainted with Naruto… -san's personality?"

"Hey! Sakura, why are you being so cold?" Naruto (in Sasuke's body) asked.

"Aaaah! It's Sasuke- kun's eyes! They're looking at me, but…" She started sniffling. "BUT IT'S NARUTO… -san!"

"Well, this isn't the first time Naruto's been me, but I'm confused about being Naruto. When I start eating ramen now, or wait after I make a complete fool of myself?" Neither! You act like yourself in his body. Man! He's completely helpless. But his mysterious personality brings ratings, so I guess he does some good to the show.

"Sasuke, what do you mean this isn't the first time Naruto's been you?" asked Kakashi. Yea! What do you mean by that? Did somebody already take my idea. Ms. Authoress! What's the meaning of this? (A/N:Sweatdrop:)

"Well, Kakashi- sensei actually…mm mph mmm?" Naruto ran up to Sasuke covering his mouth before he could answer Kakashi's question. (A/N: I'm talking about when Naruto tied up Sasuke to win over Sakura in the first manga.)

"Heh heh. It's nothing to worry about Kakashi- sensei."

Boring! When do we get to the good- whoa! Why are there flying shuriken coming after me? Oh, it's the Sasuke boy. "Fine! I'm coming down!"

"Whoa! I know I heard that!" Sakura said surprised.

"Sakura- chan, Kakashi- sensei that's the voice I was hearing earlier." Naruto said, waving his arms frantically to get the attention of everybody present.

A man appeared in front of the tree where Sasuke was throwing a barrage of shuriken into. The man was bald, and extremely short. He was wearing a balck shirt with a picture of Wing Zero from Gundam Wing on it (not that the cast from Naruto would know that), and blue jeans. (A/N: What else were you expecting?)

"Wow. I'm impressed. That Naruto kid couldn't find me, he just heard me. This will be a great reality show."

"A what?" asked Sakura.

"A reality show. I'll be recording everything you'll be doing for a period of time, and showing it anybody interested."

"Why would anyone want to watch us, stranger- san?" Asked Naruto.

"Because we have everything in this show. A Damsel-in-Distress: Sakura. The Old-Wise-Man: Kakashi. The Village-Idiot: Naruto."

Sasuke rose his hand to stop the guy. "And what am I here for? I'm not much of a joker, and I can't be that interesting to watch. All I do is train and try to avenge my dead parents."

"You're right. You're not that interesting. But the girls love your mysterious personality, and fine you really hott and sexy. That helps for ratings. You're the Pretty-Boy. "

Kakashi had a vein popping out of his head since the old man comment. "And what are we suppose to call you, when we're slowly killing you till you release us from where we are?"

"Umm… I'm Shinji. And if you try to kill me, I can guarantee you that Naruto and Sasuke will be staying that way."

Sasuke came up behind Shinji and held a kunai to his throat. "Are you sure you want to risk your life for ratings?"

"Hey, you never know if I'll bring in a special guest. I might one try bring your brother Itachi."

"Itachi?" Sasuke's grip loosened just enough for Shinji to break loose.

"So… so the only rule here is: NO KILLING SHINJI! Let's go to the confessionals!" Everybody followed Shinji to the tree where he came from. "Okay. Behind this tree is what is what we like the call "The Switched Confessionals" Bumm bumm. "Only one person at a time can be in the confessionals, and you just say what you're thinking. Nobody will ever know what goes on in the confessionals. Oh, and make sure you face the camera. Okay. They're open now."

Sakura pushed her way through. "Move it or die. I'm first!"

Naruto walked up to Shinji. I don't need a confessional to say this. "Give me my body back or die. It kills me knowing that bastard is in my drop dead sexy body."

"Riiight."

Next Chapter:

Hello! My name's Shinji. I'm 42, single, and I live with my grandmother. (A/N: Shinji. Get on with the next chappy preview.) Fine fine. In the next show of Switched the Reality Show we'll see what everybody says in the confessionals. Sounds like fun right? No, I'm bored. (A/N: There's nothing I can do is there?)