Disclamer: Don't own FMA, probably never will...
This is what's happening currently...
Chapter Two: After drinking.
Mia opened her eyes and noticed something breathing down her neck... Not to mention she felt very cold... "What the...Why am I so darn cold?" Mia sat up in her bed and looked around... She looked down and she noticed she was in nothing but her underwear... "EEEEK! WHERE'S MY PAJAMAS!" Mia started to have a panic attack. When suddenly, a slight movement was felt next to her... "Who.. The..." She looked down and noticed somebody with light brown hair snoring away. "IYAHHHHHHHH!" Mia screamed at the top of her lungs.
Just as that was said Jean shuffled himself so he was facing Mia.
"AHHHH! Dammit! Is this what I get for going out drinking with Jean!" Mia prodded Jean in the shoulder with her index finger... "Get the hell up!" Mia hopped out of the bed and started grabbing her clothes that were on the floor carelessly placed around the room...
Jean blinked and then opened his eyes... "Huh? Where am I?" Jean looked over at Mia strolling around the room with just her underwear on. With that, Jean fell over and started to bleed at the nose... "Oh god... It must be my birthday!" Jean chuckled histerically and then started to smile... "I'm in heaven! Hahahahah!"
Mia ran over to Jean and smacked him over the head with one of her boots. "Would you shut the HELL up!" Mia started to mentally slap herself while looking for her clothes. 'We did NOT just do it... We did NOT just do it... Tell me god! Oh tell me!' Mia picked up the last of her clothes and slapped them all on.
Jean looked curiously at Mia. Then he looked at the bed... "Hm..."
They did it...
Mia was just on the verge of screaming her head off... "A DARN STATE ALCHEMIST! GOD JEAN!"
Jean looked at Mia and raised a brow. "What! We are over twenty! Besides, It's an instinct! A very pretty lady must not go unloved!" Jean said trying to take her mind off of it...
Mia stomped over to Jean... "...AND PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!" she picked up his boxers and stuffed them in his face.
Jean pulled them off his face "AHHH! I don't even know if those are clean! Stop it!"
Mia ran into the bathroom and pulled out some powder and put it under her arms. "Hurry up and get your Uniform on! We have to go to work soon!"
Jean got out of bed slipped into his boxers, and roamed around the room looking for his clothes. It was much harder for him to find his clothes seems how Mia was throwing his clothes around while looking for hers... "Damn... It's like looking for a needle in a hay-stack!"
Mia leaned out the door of the bathroom. "What are ya lookin' for hun?"
Jean liked the sound of that... 'Hun' He shook his head. "My socks..."
Mia pointed to her dresser. "I threw them on the dresser... I think"
Jean nodded and walked over to the dresser and grabbed his socks. "Thanks, do you know where my jacket is?"
Mia nodded while brushing her teeth. "Doorway..."
Jean waved. "Thanks!" He slid over to the doorway with his socks. "Got it!" Jean walked over to the bed and looked under it. "Pants..." He grabbed his pants and put them on. "Okay okay... Now I need my shirt!"
Mia looked at the bath tub.. "Oh god Your not serious... Did we make-out in the bath tub!"
Jean shrugged. "Probably..."
Mia sighed and covered her face with her hand.
Jean walked into the bathroom and grabbed his shirt out of the tub and slapped it on. He then grabbed a glass and filled it with water and gargled.
The two of them were standing in front of the mirror getting various things done. Their Hair, Teeth, Cleaning their faces... It was like they were a married couple. They looked at eachother and then started to blush.
Jean walked out of the bathroom first, he grabbed his jacket and started putting it on.
Mia walked out and grabbed her jacket and put it on. Mia walked over to Jean and started helping him get his jacket on. Because sometimes the jacket gets complicated to put on y'know?
Jean smiled and brushed Mia's jacket off... "I think we look great!"
Mia hugged Jean. "Thanks! Your a speedy guy when it comes to getting ready!"
Jean was happy how they managed to patch things up... He felt like doing whatever they did again... (Wow)
Mia walked out the door. "Let's go, Jean! We'll get coffee on the way! My treat!"
Jean smiled. 'I REALLY think we should do this again'Jean thought to himself while grinning and walking out the door.
The two of them were walking down the side-walk to work... Mia was only a block down from the headquarters, and a half a block down from the cafe. Lucky them! The both of them walked into the cafe, got something to drink, and then got back to walking to the HQ.
Fuery walked up to the two. "Hey guys!" Fuery tagged along with the two and walked with them.
Jean looked at Fuery. "Hey! What's up, Kain?"
Fuery smiled "Well, I just had a great breakfest! Some scrambled eggs, and pancakes! It was delicious!" Fuery rubbed his stomach and walked along smiling. "What'd you guys have?"
Jean smirked. "Weeeeeeeeellll.. We had s-"
Mia covered his mouth. "Scrabble! Scrabble and Sausage!"
Fuery stopped...
Mia's eyebrow twitched 'Did he find out our secret!'
Fuery cringed. "Eww..."
Mia let out a sigh of relief... "Yeah..." Mia blushed slightly. 'How embarrassing.. Jean's probably gonna tell everyone our secret!'
Jean looked at Mia and smiled, then put his arm around her. "We should stay close."
Mia slung his arm off of her shoulder. "Not around Kain!"
Jean waved his hand. He put his arm back around her. "He's naive! He won't get it! He'll just think we're buddies!"
Mia sighed. "I hope your right... If not..."
Fuery smiled while looking back at them. "Hey can I join! Wrap your arm around me!"
Mia chuckled. "Wow... Your right!"
Jean smiled carefreely and just continued walked down the street with his arm around Mia.
Mia continued while holding Fuery's hand and Jean with his arm around her, many people stared unsure of what to think...
Fuery just smiled while holding Mia's hand. 'I'm holding a GIRL's hand! Wow!'
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I hope you guys enjoyed the second chapter! I think It was hillarious!