A/N: Okay… I'm apologizing as usual for the late update. I seriously thought I'd get better after I graduated, but oh well. So gomen, gomen. I'll seriously try harder to update as soon as I can. Just no promises when that's going to be. Well, here's a fun little chapter of Switched that I've been looking forward to, and I actually had some inspiration for Sakura's confession. I'll just not say who, cause if she found out I used her personality for Sakura, she'd kill me. So zipping lips, and moving onto the fun third chapter of Switched: The Reality Show. Oh, and I'm so lazy I'm just gonna make each confession it's own paragraph. Sorry, I just don't have the energy to think about grammar right now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or the characters, but I do own Shinji. Yes, the annoying little narrator is mine. Although, I'd rather own a bunch of different characters. But I digress.
Switched (The Reality Show)- Chapter 3
Sakura's confession:
"Uh… okay. I heard this is supposed to help me calm down, and that I'm supposed to just talk about what I'm thinking. Well, here it goes. I'M PISSED! Naruto… san is Sasuke-kun. And Sasuke-kun is Naruto…san. I just don't know what to do. Naruto… san doesn't deserve the san… but he's in Sasuke-kun's body, and it's just confusing me. I don't know what to think about it. I want to flirt and be with my Sasuke-kun but I can't do that when Sasuke-kun is in Naruto…san's body. It'll be as if I was flirting with Naruto…san and that's just EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! And I can't flirt with Sasuke-kun's body because that is Naruto…san, and again ew. But… hey, now that I think about it. If Naruto…san is in Sasuke-kun's body, and Naruto…san has the biggest, and most ridiculous crush on me. Then I would seem like Sasuke-kun has a crush on me, and would "appear" to be flirting back. But do I dare do that? The real Sasuke-kun would be really mad at me. Maybe he'll finally see how much I really love him. That I would go so far, as to flirt with Naruto…san, so it would seem that I'm with him. Or, he'll be really angry and when he finally gets his body back, he'll stop being with me, and I'll appear to be as if I was dumped. Aaaaaaaaaah! What am I going to do. Naruto…san you…" three hours later. "And Sasuke-kun you're…" four hours later. "And Sasuke-kun I love you so much because…" two minutes later. Yea… me and the authoress just don't care why you love him. (A/N: It's true. I just don't care.) "And Shinji you…" One minute later. Mustn't bad mouth the narrator, but I'll let this slide. I mean I am publishing her deepest darkest secrets and thoughts to the world. I might be scarring her for life. It might be ruined and she'll never be the same if she were ever to find out what I have done. This always was the funniest part. It tickles my insides… it (A/N: Shinji… hurry up and get back to Sakura's confession. I'm not writing this so you can ramble.) You're not writing this. You're typing this. And I think people find this interesting, (A/N: I don't care. Just shut up and get on with the confession.) Then type the confession you idiot of an authoress. (A/N:Sweatdrops: Shut up.) "And don't get me started on Kakashi-sensei being here. But since I'm alreadly talking about him." One hour later. Man… this woman complains a lot. Many hours later of annoying secrets, life stories, and the meaning of the universe, Sakura is finally done.
Sakura stumbled out of the confession booth… well, the spot behind the tree. And sighed in relief. "That is really a bit refreshing." Naruto started making his way toward the booth until Shinji stepped in front him blocking his way.
Shinji lifted his hands in a signal to stop. "New rule that I made within the two days Sakura was in the booth, all confessions must be under an hour. I've never seen someone talked for so long about the time she's been on the show that's been going on for less than a day. So with that said, Naruto-san. Would you like to be next?". Naruto nodded and made his way into the booth… well, the stool that was behind the tree.
Naruto's Confession:
"Uh… is this thing on? What is this weird contraption? Is this the camera? Yes you idiot. Now talk! (Uh… yea… if you can't tell… they can't hear Shinji while someone is in the booth. Although… they might be pissed at him if they could.) Excuse me! They might not hear us, but I hear you perfectly fine, and I bet they wouldn't mind. (Wanna bet?) Sure. (Fine. We'll see. But for now, lets listen to the confession.) But anyways… I'm stuck in this bastard's body. So… instead of wasting my time talking about my thoughts, I'm gonna do this. :Naruto turned his voice retarded, and turned his face… well Sasuke's face into that of what a five-year-old boy does to scare his three-year-old sister.: What's he doing? Huh? Who said that? I did. What you gonna do about it? Sit here and make this a really crappy confession. What the hell? You're supposed to be the stupid one. How did you think of something smart like that? (Shinji, you just think it's smart because you didn't think of it.) What's that supposed to mean? It means you're an idiot, now leave. Fine. You win you lousy loser of an authoress. (What was that? Remember, don't bite the hand that writes your checks.) What checks? You're too cheap to pay me. (Shut up, They want to hear the confession.) Okay… so back to what I was saying before I was interrupted by an idiot of a host. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) :Naruto twisted his… Sasuke's face and began to speaking well… you get the picture: Hi, I'm Sasuke. I'm a little pansy that doesn't let anyone get close to him because I'm either really germaphobic, I think it makes me look cool. I like pink ponies secretly, and dream about flying. Forget about the whole revenging my family because I'm not cool enough for that. And I like a girl, that nobody knows of. Her name is Obi (I had to do this as a "I'm sorry Obi, but you know Naruto would do something like this."), and not Sakura, so she should date that really cool, and good looking ninja Naruto. He'll be the next Hokage. And Naruto has the best fashion sense of all of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. And it's pure genius. Orange jumpsuits, why didn't I think of that? Orange is so much cooler than the blue I wear. It confuses the opponents, and then they don't know what's coming to them. Yes… he's the smartest strongest and coolest guy I know. And my past isn't as interesting as his is. Sure, my entire family was killed by my brother, and I'm supposed to avenge them, but I got bored with that after a few years, and don't enough imagination to think of a new thing to be obsessive about. Maybe I can ask Naruto to help me. He'd be able to do it. He can do anything. He's amazing. Yes, I wish I could be like Naruto. But I'm not. I'm …(After about a hour and a half) Again Naruto is the coolest person ever." Naruto finished confession. He stepped from behind the tree with a smile of pure satisfaction. And cheerfully chirped. "Next!"
"Okay! Next is the pretty boy!" Announced Shinji.
"Okay… okay. I'm going." Kakashi said making his way behind the tree before Shinji stopped him.
"I meant Sasuke, bakana sensei!"
Sasuke shrugged. "He could go before me. I really don't have anything to say in the confessional."
"No! You first! You must! Everybody must go!"
"Why?"
"Because the authoress was an idiot, and said that all of you would do a confession. And it has to be you, because I said so."
"And if I don't?"
"Itachi-sama will never to a surprise guest." Sasuke just glared Shinji then made his way behind the tree.
Sasuke's Confession:
"… (2 mins later) … What the hell is he doing? (He's wasting his time.) Well… make him talk! (No!) Yes! Or else! (Or else what!) I'll hunt you down, and make you! (Then I'll just kill you off right now.) Did I say hunt you down? I mean praise you perfection of otaku beauty! (Yea, I thought that's what you meant.) … (5 mins later) …" Then Sasuke stood up and walked out. "Finished."
"Well… I guess there's only one person left…" started Shinji. "But! We're outta time."
"WHAT! I thought everybody had to do the confession."
"Well… everybody had too, but this show does have to end sometime."
"But I have to do the confession."
"But we're ending in two minutes. Can you do a confession in two minutes?"
Kakashi didn't even try to answer, he ran behind the tree and started his confession.
Kakashi's Confession:
"(Speaking really rapidly) Firstpersonthat'llbethespecialguestPLEASEbringmyEchaEchaParadise!Andifit'syouIrukapleasebringthenextbook! What did he say? (Just in case you didn't catch that, or just stupid like Shinji this is what Kakashi-sensei said: First person that'll be the special guest PLEASE bring my Echa Echa Paradise! And if it's you Iruka please bring the next book!)" Kakashi steps out with thirty seconds to spare.
Next Chapter:
Hello hello! Yes! Another of this awesomely wicked show! And it's something you've been waiting for, OUR FIRST SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE! Thing is, we want the audience to get in, so for the next show… Who should be our first special guest appearance?