Disclamer: Don't own FMA, probably never will...
Chapter Three: What if the Colonel found out?
Mia held onto Fuery's hand and let Jean sling his arm back around her.
Roy was CONVEINTIENTLY walking down the street. He eyed the three and cocked his head. 'What the HELL are the three of them doing? Acting like complete idiots in their uniforms... Really... It makes us look like fools doing that!' Roy waved "Hi guys!" putting on a forced smile. 'But wow... Does Mia look ever so hot... Oh god...'Roy loosened his jacket collar.
Mia unslung her arm from Jean and let go of Fuery's hand and ran up to Mustang. "Hi Sir! Excuse me sir! Jean was just being foolish!"
Roy smiled. 'I'm sure he was.'
Mia looked at him and raised a brow. "You know how he gets..."
Roy put his hand on his chin. 'Yep, I do...'
Mia nodded at his understanding expression. "Sorry!"
Roy nodded. 'I bet you are...'
Mia looked around. "Colonel... Why aren't you saying anything?"
Roy looked around. "Uh... I had a... A donut in my throat!" Roy shifted his eyes... "Yeah... A donut... That's it..."
Mia tilted her head at the Colonel's strange behavior. But then it occurred to her. What would happen if the Colonel found out! Which she thinks he already has... Who could be sure... Roy usually hide's his emotions anyway... Under that stupid smug smirk... Mia shook her fist as she felt a slight rub to her behind. "DAMMIT HAVOC! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!" She when she thrusted her elbow forward, she winded up hitting Mustang in the face with her fist, and Jean with her elbow. "Oops! Oh my god! Sorry Colonel!"
Roy, was now laying on the ground with swirly eyes. All he could say were random babblings.
Mia thought she really hurt him... Like... He was in a coma or something... She was famous for her punches and kicks, because that was one of her alchemic techniques. Of course now, the Colonel had to go and get in her way, now he's laying on the ground, Motionless. "Chi..."
Jean also laid on the ground motionless.
Fuery picked up a random twig on the ground and started to poke Jean. "I think it's dead."
Mia covered her mouth. "Chiiiiiiiii!" She shouted into her cupped hand. "I hope I didn't kill them!"
Fuery checked for Jean's pulse. "No no, he's still alive..."
Mia checked for Roy's, It beated but very slowly... "Chii chii chii chii!"
Fuery looked at Mia with a confused expression. "Ooooooookaaaaaay..."
Mia picked up Roy and started walking to the Headquarters.
Fuery raised a brow. "Geez! She stronger then me! But not stronger then Armstrong! Now THAT'S strong!" Fuery babbled on while dragging Jean on the ground.
Mia looked back at Fuery "What HELL are you talking about?"
Fuery looked around. "I don't remember... I usually just keeping talking on and on. And now I don't remember what I was talking about..."
Mia rolled her eyes. "It's always been like that... Geez..."
Fuery joined the Military at the Same time Mia did. The two of them used to, Eat together, Drink together, but not sleep together... And Mia was greatful for that... Fuery got annoying after a while... It was like, too much of a good thing, without the "Good".
Mia looked down at Jean. "You know, you could give him a concusion like that...
Fuery Looked back at Jean While dragging him along. "You alright Jean?"
Jean look dazed. "Dance with my Tony, Dance with me!" he said in the highest pitch voice he could.
Fuery looked ahead of him. "He's fine..."
Mia Put Roy down gently and ran over to Jean. "STOP IT! Your hurting him!" Mia knelt down before him, and planted a kiss on his forehead. "It's okay Jean, I have you now." She picked up Jean and walked along. "Go take care of the Colonel!"
Fuery nodded and zipped over to the Roy. He picked up his arm and started dragging him like a little girl with a doll... Many people stared... Wondering what was going through this soldier's mind... dragging one of his own around like a child with it's toy.
Mia looked back at Fuery and noticed Roy was dragging along. "YOU LOOK LIKE A MASS MURDERER!"
Fuery looked down at Roy. "Holy crap!"
Roy was loaded with bumps and bruises, From all this dragging business...
Fuery looked around. He checked to see if Mia was looking, She wasn't. With that, He used all the strength he had, and picked up Roy and put him in the nearest trash can. Of course, he didn't fit too well... But Kain was never too keen on being smart... So he just left the bottom half of Roy's body out of the trashcan.
Mia looked back at Fuery. "Kain? Where the Colonel?"
Fuery looked around. "Um... He said he wanted to get a coffee!"
Various people started to scream as they saw Roy's body sticking out of the trashcan... And then it started to wiggle, as if it were trying to get out. Some lady smashed a plate over his butt, a man threw a cup at his butt, some other guy threw a dart at his butt.
Roy jumped out of the trash can and yelled out in pain as he was hit in the butt with a dart. "GOD DAMMIT! #(&!$&!&$" Roy started blurting out random curse words as he stood there rubbing his butt. He took the dart out and threw it on the ground. "HOW MUCH TORMENT DO YOU THINK ONE MAN COULD TAKE!" Roy was covered in bruises and bumps... He looked like a zombie... People were screaming left and right. But Roy didn't know why... Until he looked at his reflection in the cafe window. "HOLY SH-"
"COLONEL!" Riza ran up to Roy. She pulled out her gun.
Roy put his hands up. "Don't shoot!"
Riza glared at Roy. She shot anyway... But missed... Because she wanted to...
Roy stood there and heaved a sigh of relief... "You can't do this to me..."
Riza sighed. "Yes I can... It keeps you in line..."
Roy nodded. He couldn't help but agree with her. After all, he didn't want to get a piece of lead knocking out his teeth in front of all these people.
Riza took off her jacket revealing that tight brown under-shirt she usually wears.
Roy started to nose bleed as she put the jacket around him.
Riza sighed and then hit Roy over the head with the butt of her gun. "Keep your eyes level, sir."
Roy sighed.
-Back to Mia, Jean and Fuery-
Mia finally put Jean down, because he was feeling a bit better.
They all walked into the HQ and saw Breda, and Falmen waiting for them.
Mia tilted her head. "Why are you guys here?"
Breda came up to Mia and whispered. "We haven't seen the Colonel OR the First Lieuetent around ANYWHERE..."
Falmen broke in. "We think there back at home... Together!"
Mia twitched. 'Do they think that way with me and Jean? OH NO! THIS'LL BE INSANE! NOO!'
Falmen and Breda looked at Mia curiously.
Mia looked around and flailed her arms. "IT'S NOTHING, REALLY!"
Falmen and Breda looked at eachother and shrugged. Then Falmen spoke up. "So Fuery, why'd you come here with these two... More importantly... Why did you three all come together!"
Breda interrupted. "Did you guys have a three-way?"
Mia took her boot off and conked Breda and Falmen over the head. "SHAME ON THE BOTH OF YOU!"
Out of all randomness... They all heard someone yell.
"MIA!"
Mia looked around. "That was the Colonel... Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" She hid behind Breda.
Roy walked up in crutches and a few bandages.
Mia panicked. "Colonel! What happend sir!"
Roy glared at Mia. "WHAT HAPPENED! WHAT HAPPENED! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED! FIRST, I GOT HIT IN THE BUTT WITH A DAMN PLATE! THEN A COFFEE CUP, THEN A FRIGGIN' DART!" Roy rambled on and on.
Everyone but Riza flinched as Roy screamed his head off...
Riza closed her eyes and let out a sigh. "Calm down, sir..."
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