Disclamer: Don't own FMA, probably never will...
Darksahara: I'm soo sorry! I didn't mean to confuse you! That's just all that happeneds, they return to central and that's it... I'm really sorry if I confused you! T.T
KajiMori: Glad you like it!
Dezaato: Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!
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Chapter Four: Pulling pranks on the Colonel
Mia giggled. "Are you sure this is okay? I mean... Getting into the colonel's coffee supply?"
Jean shrugged. "Nahhh, it's all good... He might not notice..."
A few minutes later.
"FALMEN!" A loud yell was heard from the Roy's office.
Falmen ran in. "Yessir!"
Roy glared at an empty coffee tin. "What happened here!" Roy opened the lid and showed him the empty can with a few small beans rattling inside.
Falmen looked to side-to-side. "Uhhh... Sir, I can't imagine why your asking me this..."
Roy banged on the desk. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! YOU LIKED THIS FLAVOR! AND YOU PROBABLY STOLE IT!"
Jean and Mia leaning against the door chuckling quietly. Jean spoke up. "I told you this was a good idea... And the best part was, Falmen was involved!"
Mia glared at Jean. "But that's not nice! I'm going in and telling the colonel that I stole the coffee." Mia got ready to open the door, then Jean grabbed her shoulder.
"Don't... That's not a good idea... He'll rip your head off..."
Mia blew Jean off. "Please... With this my mini-skirt... He can't help but look... He'll be wrapped around my finger, Jean, honey..." Mia put a finger on Jean's lip. "Don't say anymore..." She smiled and the winked at him.
Jean raised a brow. "Okay... Whatever... Your funeral..."
Mia opened the door. "Sir!"
Roy looked at Mia. "WHAT IS IT NOW!" Roy put his hands on his head and was just about to rip his hair out.
"Uhhhhh... Sir? You okay?"
"Yes, I'M FINE! SPITE THE FACT THAT I HAVE A FRIGGIN' EMPTY COFFEE TIN IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF BEFORE YOU SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED ME!"
Riza pulled out and icepack and slapped it on Roy's shoulder. "Calm down, sir..."
Roy looked back at Riza and threw the icepack down. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN! I'M THE COLONEL! I CAN SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS IF I WANT!" Roy started taking in deep breaths.
Mia pushed her bangs out of her face. "Well... Sir... I... Uh... HAVOC DID IT!" Mia darted out of the room.
Roy jumped out of his chair. "HAVOC!" Roy glared at Falmen.
"Yessir?" Falmen backed up with a frightened expression.
"GET HAVOC IN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"Can I go afterwards?"
"Oh uh... Yes... Your free to go..." Roy waved his hand in a 'shoo' motion. "Get out of here now..."
Falmen saluted. "Sir!" With that, Falmen walked out the door.
A few minutes later, Jean arrived.
"What is it cheif?" Jean pulled out his cigarette and let out a sigh.
Roy glared at Jean. "Don't you 'What is it Cheif?' me! You KNOW what you did..."
Jean shook his head innocently. "Well actually, no I don't..."
Roy banged on his desk. "Yes... You do..."
Jean looked at him with a very serious expression. "Do you have any proof?"
Roy backed up. "Err... Welllll... I er... Uh..."
Jean crossed his arms. "Thought so..."
Roy stomped. "THERE IS PROOF!" he said raising the empty coffee tin.
Jean looked at the coffee tin. "Uh?"
Roy pointed to random scuffs in the can. "THESE!"
Jean sighed. "Those are just scratches!"
"BUT! They were done by human nails!" Roy pointed out quickly.
Jean looked at his nails. "I don't have long nails..."
"THEN THAT MUST MEAN YOU WERE WORKING WITH SOMEBODY!" Roy yelled out.
Jean backed away slowly.
"All right then! IT'S BEEN DECIDED!
Jean "'W-What's been decided?"
Roy coughed into his gloved hand. "Well... You have to clean the bathrooms with your tooth brush for two weeks!" Roy said holding two fingers up.
"WHAAAT! FOR A FRIGGIN' COFFEE TIN! THAT MAKES NO SENSE!" Jean threw his arms up in disgust.
"And if not... OFF WITH YER HEAD!" Roy motioned Riza to aim her gun at him.
Jean grumbled and put his hands up in the air. "Alright, alright! I'll just buy another later... Friggin' Mia..." Jean stared off to the side, then turned around and left the room.
Roy smirked. "I sure told him... Nobody messes with Roy Mustee..."
Riza looked at Roy and raised a brow. "What?"
---Meanwhile Jean and Mira---
Jean walked down the hallway grumbling. 'This is no fair... He didn't even punish Mia...'
Just as Jean was thinking of Mia, there she was! Going the opposite direction of Jean.
Mia sighed then looked over at Havoc. "Eeek!"
Jean glared at Mia. "You... Are... DEAD!" Jean started chasing Mia down the hall.
"Yeeeee!" Mia ran the other way of the hall squealing.
Various soldiers were watching their superiors running down the hall squealing and yelling.
Mia giggled lightly as she was being chased.
Jean started to laugh after a while.
After a while of running, Mia slammed into a door. It read. "Lt. Colonel's Office"
Jean stopped. "Uhh..." Jean turned around and ran.
Hughes opened the door to see Mia laying on the ground unconsious. He let out a whistle. "Whoo... What happened to you, Mia?" Hughes knelt down beside Mia and lifted her up by her arms.
---Few minutes later---
Mia opened her eyes to see she was laying on a couch. "Uh? Where... Am I?"
"Mia Onee-sama's awake!" A little girl's voice spoke up.
"Shhh Elysia..." A woman's voice was heard.
"G-Gracia?" Mia blinked and turned her head to see Gracia standing there.
"Are you feeling okay? That bump on your head looked serious..."
"Whaa?" Mia put her hand on her forehead.
"Right here." Gracia pointed to a bump above her eye.
"Ouch!"
"Oops! Sorry! I'll go get an icepack!" Gracia got up and ran into the next room.
"Mia-chan? Are you okay?" The little girl asked.
Mia rubbed her eyes. "Yeah... Just... Kind of mad..."
"Aw, Why?" She leaned on Mia's stomach with her to little hands.
"Don't worry about it, Elysia-chan" Mia raised her hand and put it on Elysia's head.
Gracia came back. "Now, now Elysia. Let Mia rest."
"Oh no, Mrs. Hughes, It's okay..."
Gracia put the ice pack on her forehead.
"Thanks... Where's Hughes?" Mia slightly patted the icepack on her forehead
"He said he would go and get some medicine..." Gracia sat down on the couch like a bedside nurse.
"Aw... He didn't have to..." Mia blushed.
Gracia smiled. "He said. 'She such a pretty girl, I wouldn't want that bump to mess up her complexion!'" Gracia impersonated his voice terribly, but Mia got the idea.
"Heh... He's so sweet..."
Gracia looked down and saw Elysia laying on her lap, fast asleep.
"I swear... Your the perfect family..."
Gracia smiled. "No where near it... People just think we are..."
Mia sat up and looked at the clock neatly hung on the wall. "Well... I think I'd better get back home..."
"So soon?"
"It's Twelve 'o clock..."
"Oh... Heheh... Sorry, I lose track of time sometimes... Atleast stay here until Maes gets back..."
"Oh... I just didn't want to extend my welcome here..."
"Mia, Your always welcome here."
Mia smiled and pushed her pink bangs aside. "Thank you..."
"Don't mention it... By the way... There was something I wanted to ask you..."
Mia looked down and started twiddling her thumbs. "Whats that?"
"Is your hair, originally pink?" Gracia said while taking a strand of Mia's hair and braiding it.
"Well... Yeah... "
"Wow... You must be lucky..."
"What's lucky about it? Kids at the orphanage always made fun of me for it... "
"I would love to have pink hair... It's a very beautiful color... And your hair length too, It's beautiful..."
Mia looked at the clock again. "Hey, Gracia... Could I borrow your phone real quick?"
"Yeah... Sure..."
Mia smiled and dropped a coin in her hand. "Thanks!" Mia walked over to the phone and dialed Jean's number.
... ... ... ... "Hello?"
"Hi... Jean?"
"M-Mia?"
"Yes..."
"Uh-oh..."
"Why are you afraid?"
"Well... I chased after you and you slammed into the door..."
"Oh... Forget about it..."
"-phew-"
"I just... Wanted to know... Do you... Er... Wanna go on a date?"
"With toilet Toothbrush breath?" Jean said jokingly.
"I don't care..."
"Uh... Well... Sure... I guess..."
"I'll talk to you tomorrow."
"Bye... That was random..." The phone hung up...
Mia hung up the phone and walked back over to Gracia. "Thank you!" Mia bowed and then sat down on the couch. "Eh... Where's Elysia?"
"I put her to bed... She was about to make my legs fall asleep."
Few minutes later, Hughes walked in the door. "Hey Girls! I'm back!"
"Hey honey!" Hughes waved to Gracia
"Hi sir." Mia bowed.
"It sure was slippery outside! It's raining like cats and dogs out there! You might want to stay the night, Mia!"
"Eh!"
Gracia smiled. "I'll go get some blankets and a pillow!"
Hughes pulled out some medicine from a bag. "Here you go!" He put it in Mia's hands. "Go and help yourself!"
"T-Thanks?" Mia looked down at the bottle in her hand with a thoughtful look. 'These guys are so nice... I wish... I wish... No... Nevermind...' Mia looked down and sighed.
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