"She cannot be your girlfriend," Hana said evenly, smiling softly, "because..."

"We're secret agents," Uo said, whipping out a gun and aiming it at Kyou's heart, "And now that you've uncovered our secret identities--!"

Kyou froze. A gun. The yankee had a gun. Who in the world was crazy enough to sell the yankee a GUN!

"Uo, no, wait!" Tohru cried, and Kyou thought, just for a moment, that she was going to save him from the crazy blonde chick. The one with a gun. Shishou had never taught him how to deal with a gun being pointed at him in HIS OWN HOME!

But Tohru, lovely Tohru, she would save--

"You forgot your silencer!"