"She cannot be your girlfriend," Hana said evenly, smiling softly, "because..."
"I'm a man," Tohru said gently, her-- his voice slipping down an octave, "I can't help it. It was a birth defect. Mom always told me that I was a beautiful little girl--"
Kyou ran out of the room, and retching could be heard outside.
"Err, I'm not that bad of a kisser, am I?" Tohru asked, then coughed and said, in his normal voice, "I mean, it was kind of surpri-- Why are you laughing, Shigure?"
"Tohru! That-- A boy's name! Ahahahaha! Kissed Kyou! Ahahaha!"
"But, then, Miss Honda-- Ah, I mean-- Tohru, why do we trans--" Yuki said, then cut himself off as he realized that Uo and Hana were still present.
"Well, you see, that--"
The rest of her answer was drowned out by Shigure's wild laughter.
How many hugs does it take to get to the animal center of a Sohma boy?
The world may never know.
Oh my-- That-- I, uhh, that is, I have no idea where these chapters came from! shifty eyes
Terrible humor, methinks. I don't know what's wrong in my head.
I really, REALLY shouldn't get bored and write things when half asleep. shakes head