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Chapter Two

Jack Sparrow stood behind the wheel of his beloved ship whistling a tune. Not just any tune, his favorite tune. His eyes were scanning the horizon and below him his crew was running around doing their duties.

" And really bad eggs, drink up me hearties, yo ho!" he sang under his breath. It really was a fine day for sailing if he thought so himself. The sun was up and the wind was blowin' just right. They were on there way to good ol' Tortuga.

Jack hadn't been there in weeks and he was starting to feel a little land sick. Of course most people would think that impossible with Captain Jack Sparrow. He has a love for the sea that no other man possesses and could never possess yet at the same time he has to visit his favorite island every now and then. His crew is becoming somewhat hopeless to. They haven't seen land for over three weeks and they were starting to get unruly. So just to get them off his back he is going to be making a stop in Tortuga.

It isn't for himself mind you, he is doin' it for his crew. Or so that's what he said. Every one really knew why Captain Sparrow wanted to be in Tortuga so badly. The ship is currently running low on their rum supply and he can't wait to have it restocked. He smiled wickedly to himself and then continued to whistle his favorite tune.

" Captain!" Will Turner yelled running up to him. Will had joined the crew after him and his beloved Elizabeth had a falling out and are no longer together. Sad thing tha' is. I thought they were gonna make it. Jack thought to himself as he watched the whelp run up to him.

" Wha' is it whelp." Will rolled his eyes at his nickname and then pointed over the starboard side.

" There are men overboard. Actually two men and four women overboard. What do you want to do?" Jack squinted out over the ocean and caught sight of the drifting bodies. Contemplating it for a second he screamed down to his crew.

" We have women o'erboard I suggest we get 'em out o' the water." His crew quickly obliged and started out on their task.

Back to Kamilia--

When I woke up I tried to take a breath but something was blocking my throat. So I rolled over onto my side where I coughed up an exceptional amount of water. The wooden floor was hard and seemed to be tilting back and forth. When I rolled back over I looked up. The sun was bright and burned my eyes so I quickly put my hand up to block it from my eyes. Around me Lonnie, Dana, Gina, Mitchell, and Ashley stood with concerned looks on their faces.

There were four faces that I didn't recognize out of the group though. One of them was old with gray hair and really large sideburns, and the other was younger with black hair and a weird hairstyle and a red bandanna. The third face was that of a woman. She had darker skin then mine with long blackish brown hair and dark brown eyes. She was wearing a big blue hat that was flimsy and not really they coolest thing, but hey. Then there was a really handsome guy standing next to the girl. He had dark brown hair that reached just above his collar and it was tied back. He had sharp features and dark brown eyes. He was really hot and I took one more second to look at him.

I blinked and looked around at each of them. Dana looked as though she had been crying and had a hand over her mouth. Lonnie kneeled down next to me and enveloped me in a big bear hug. My eyes widened at the grip he had on me. I patted him once on the back.

" What happened?" I asked with a cough. They all looked at me seriously and I got a little scared. Lonnie looked at me and then he turned his head to the left and looked out over the railing of the…ship? I sat up, a little to quickly because Lonnie's chin came into contact with my forehead. I yelped and then sat up slowly rubbing my forehead.

" Where are we?" I asked bewildered. Had a rescue ship came to rescue us out of the ocean? Yay! Then I looked around at all of my friends' gloomy faces. Why aren't they happy? We are going home, aren't we?

" We are still trying to figure that out ourselves." Mitch piped up placing his arm around Gina's waist protectively. I put my hand out for someone to pull me up. Ashley did and when I was on my feet I instantly wished I were on my butt again. The only thing in sight was ocean. Well that and the sun, well you get the picture. I turned around facing the other side hoping that maybe there was land somewhere off in the distance. I have no such luck.

I was looking directly into the four unknown faces. I smiled weakly and then turned to my friends'.

" Who are they?" I asked using my thumb to point behind me. I was somewhat confused when Ashley came up to me and put an arm around my shoulder while she turned me to face them again.

" Well Kami…" paused for a moment and took the time to look over her shoulder at Lonnie and Dana. They both shrugged. " Let's let them introduce themselves." She said slyly and then patted me on the back before stepping sliding behind me. I looked at Ashley for a moment completely confused. I mean why are they all acting so strange?

" What in the world is going on here? And why are all you people in weird outfits? Will somebody please enlighten me, por favor." I asked. The one with the red bandana stepped forward and bowed grandly. Taking his hat off and then gingerly placing it back on his head when he was up straight again.

" Well lass ye be on me ship, the Black Pearl. I be Captain Jack Sparrow a' yer service, luv." I couldn't help but laugh. I looked at him and smiled. Then I turned on my friends.

" Okay, that is really good. Where did you get someone that looked exactly like JD? I mean it's unrealistic. This is good, how long have you been planning this? I mean the airplane crash was a bit much…" I said placing my hands on my hips and glaring at each of them equally.

" Kamilia we didn't hire them. They are who they say they are. Don't ask how, cause I know just as much as you do." Mitch said with a shrug of his shoulders. How can he be so calm at all times? I wondered to myself. Wait. Mitch just said that they were who they said they were. That's impossible Jack Sparrow doesn't really exist. And if that's Jack Sparrow then the cute one with the hair has to be…I felt my breath catch in my throat. That means the hot one is Orlando Bloom! I turned to look at Ashley. She knew the look in my eyes and she nodded slowly.

So very, very slowly I turned on my heel to face the four new faces. I smiled a small-intimidated smile and then pulled Ashley up to stand next to me.

" So are we really on the Black Pearl?" Sparrow nodded and then took a step forward. His eyes were scrunched together, as he looked Ashley and myself over. I looked down at my feet uncomfortably and then squeezed Ashley's arm. She squeezed back tightly. I felt rather uncomfortable, as Sparrow looked us over so closely. I looked back over at Lonnie and he nodded.

He stepped in front of me blocking his view. I gave a sigh of relief and let go of Ashley's arm. Dana was hugging onto Lonnie's arm so tight that it seemed like if she let go it would result in her certain death. I had to laugh at this. I tried to hold it back by biting my lip but I couldn't help it. Lonnie turned on me with his eyebrows raised. I shrugged and then turned my head to look over the ocean. Lonnie started talking with the four of them as I zoned out.

Orlando Bloom is here! I screamed mentally at myself. I couldn't help but discreetly glance at him from time to time. His hair was pulled back out of his face and he had the most serious look. It was so adorable! Kay Jazmine you are starting to act like a crazy woman! Pull yourself together! I blinked and then shifted my gaze to where Mitch and Gina had joined Lonnie and Dana while they talked to the Captain. Then my eyes slowly started to drift over to Orlando, and then back to my brother. Ashley elbowed me in the ribs and I yelped.

" What was that for?" I asked her quietly. She shrugged. I glared at her in mock pain. She just smiled and continued to star at Sparrow. I rolled my eyes and then went back to daydreaming about the handsome Orly that was standing in front of my eyes.

My daydreams were cut short when Dana started to scream.

" WHERE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY ARE WE?" Lonnie put his arm around her shoulder to calm her down.

" We are apparently in the Caribbean on the Black Pearl." He said casually with a shrug.

" I KNOW THAT! I MEAN WHY ARE WE HERE AND HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?"I took this time to step in and give my professional opinion.

" Dana calm down. It's not like their gonna kill us…are you?" I asked promptly taking a step back dragging Ashley with me.

" No, luv. We ain't gonna 'urt ye. I do wanna know where yer from and how you managed to get stuck in the mid'l of the ocean." He said using his hands to illustrate. We all looked around from one to the other. Then Mitch called for a group huddle. We all formed a circle and started to talk quietly. I looked over at Mitchell seeing he was the only one who wasn't talking, or paying attention to Lonnie.

" Don't you feel kinda out of place?" his eyebrows furrowed as he looked out of the ocean. He nodded.

" Yeah. How do you think we got here? A tear in the fabric of time?" I asked with a laugh. He shook his head and rolled his eyes.

" I have no idea. I mean Einstein proved that time travel wasn't possible right?" I nodded. He does have a point. It isn't possible but maybe if we died we could have come back? That is logical because we were in an airplane crash. I looked over at him with my eyes as far wide as they could go.

" Maybe we are in some twisted version of Twilight Zone?" I raised my eyebrows up and down. Lonnie, who had been listening in the whole time, laughed as well. He put an arm over my shoulders and squeezed hard.

" Well Spaz that seems logical, or God must think this is really funny." I winced as he used my nickname. He knows it drives me crazy so he only uses it when I am vulnerable. I don't even know why I have that nickname. He just started calling me it one day and it has stuck. Now every one that knows of that name uses it to their advantage to make me angry. Right now I just felt like screaming, or hurting him.

"Shut up Lonnie!" I spat. He just smiled and turned his attention over to Dana. I flicked him on the ear and then turned back to Mitch.

" You see what I have to live with! Ooh he drives me insane sometimes." I said and clasped my hands over my ears. I pulled them down over my face so that all of the skin came down and my eyes looked really creepy.

" Why me?" I said in the whiniest voice I could come up with. He didn't answer but was instead talking to Gina. I rolled my eyes turned to Ashley.

Linking arms with her I said, " We are the only single ones in this group. We really need to go boyfriend shopping." I looked over at her and we nodded in unison. Then things got serious and we absolutely HAD to listen. Well that's what Lonnie said.

" So we have three things figured out, We aren't in England." Lonnie put one finger up. " We are certainly not in our time dimension." He put another finger up. " Thirdly, we have no idea where we are and we are on a pirate ship." I heard a few sighs and I put a finger up.

" So we are in some other dimension in who knows where with some random pirates and we don't know how to get home?" Mitch nodded and my shoulders dropped. " Oh and who in the world thought Jack Sparrow was real! I really think that I am going crazy because-" I paused for a minute. I couldn't find an answer so I just improvised. " Well I am just going crazy." Then added, " So basically what we have is a big truckload of nothing. Are any of you worried about this?' Gina immediately raised her hand.

" I am," she looked around at every one hesitantly. " I mean we are supposed to be at one of the biggest events of our lives and instead we are in, in- who knows where with no way to get home." Gina's eyes grew wider and she just shook her head. " I just wanna go home!" she pouted and then stamped her foot.

" Stop acting like a two year old." We all looked over at Ashley who was glaring at Gina. " Why don't we just make the best of this, let's talk to Jack and tell him how we got here, maybe sail around for awhile like were on vacation, if he lets us. I mean there are six of us cause who knows if he has room. Then figure out how to get home." Dana pointed over to Ashley and nodded.

" I like her idea. I mean it's not like we are in danger or something. Like if they wanted to kill us they would have like done it already." She put her hands on her hips. I tilted my head from side to side. She does have a point.

" Yeah. I don't know about the rest of you but I really am tired." To prove my point I yawned. " So lets get this over with and then figure out where we're sleeping. Assuming he doesn't throw us overboard." They all nodded. We all broke the circle and created a line in front of Turner, Sparrow, Ana Maria, and who I assumed to be Gibbs.

" I highly doubt the capt'n'll throw ye overboard missy." Gibbs said. I smiled.

" I certainly hope so. I am not a fan of salt water, takes to long to get out of the hair." Dana nodded in agreement.

Then we all stood silently in front of Captain Sparrow while his crew stood behind him watching curiously. He started to pace back and forth in front of us while he fiddled with his sash. I looked around the ship. The sails weren't black and didn't have any rips in 'em so I just assumed that it is after the movie events take place. Cause Will Turner is here to. I wonder if Elizabeth is here…

" So would ye mind tellin' me who y'all are and how you got stranded in the ocean." He said stopping in his tracks and turning to face all of us. I looked around nervously at all my friends. How are we supposed to tell them that we are from the future without him thinking we're crazy? That's when Mitch stepped forward. Ah good choice. He has always had a way with words.

" Well you see Sir, we have no idea how we got here. But I can tell you that we are from…" he paused and then looked around at all of us before he continued. " We are from all over the place actually. We don't have a home we just travel around most of the time. We have no idea how we ended up in the middle of the ocean but I would greatly appreciate it if you drop us off at the next port. I mean if you can that is." We all stayed deathly still and silent waiting for his answer. He was silent for a moment while he thought about it. His hand was on his chin and he was looking off into the distance.


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