Titans: The Musical Chapter 1: Drop It Like it's Hot, Titan Style, a teen titans fanfic

Titans: The Musical

By Star's Fire, with the help of his so very cute and so very special little sister, Jessica.

Summary: Once upon a time in Titans Tower, everyone was doing their own thing, but then, out of nowhere, a mysterious music starts to play. What will the Titans do about it? Sing, of course! But what will Simon have to say about it?

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, any of the original versions of the songs, OR Simon. … You happy now?

AN: For those of you who happened to stumble upon this story, thank you for reading it! For those of you who returning from reading my other story, "A Titanic X-Mas," thank you for be so kind to me! I got one review saying that it was a little too long, another saying that it wasn't long at all, and the rest were all compliments! Thanks to everyone! After I'm done with this story, I'm going to start my novel length one, which should be a blast. So thanks to everyone for the support, and I only hope that more people will read and enjoy! Oh, and I'm sorry if you have no idea where any of the songs came from, or if you have no idea who the hell Simon is. Oh well…

Note: There's no specific date here, no plot, no nothing. If anything, there will be slight hints here or there, and that's it. It's just a musical. ;-)

SPECIAL THANKS: to my loving lil' sis, who helped me a lot with this. You go Jessie!

Chapter One: Drop It Like It's Hot, Titan Style

It was a quiet day in Titans Tower; no make that, a quiet week. Nothing had happened for over a week now, and the Titans couldn't be more bored. Cyborg and BB were half heartedly playing their latest game on Gamestation, which they had already beaten at least five times now. Raven had given up on reading since she read almost every one of the books in her room, and was now also starring at the screen of the TV with her head in her hands. Robin decided to try and do something productive with all of this spare time, and was trying to teach Starfire how to cook earthly food at the moment, but to no avail.

As Robin reached over to grab the salt shaker, he could see Starfire reaching for the frying pan on the stove in the corner of his eye.

"No, drop it!" he yelled to her. "It's too hot!"

All of the sudden, a loud beat started to play throughout the Tower. Robin spun around, expecting an attack, but was surprised to see that the rest of the Titans weren't doing the same thing. He looked to his side and saw Starfire standing there with a dazed look in her eyes, as if she were hypnotized. She suddenly started making her way towards the center of the living room, closely followed by everyone else, besides Robin. All he could do was watch as Starfire, Raven, Beast Boy and Cyborg stood there motionless.

Then, out of nowhere, a small stage burst from the ground at their feet. In the middle of it were three microphones. Slowly, Cyborg and BB made their way to the front of the stage, picking up two mikes as they did, while Starfire and Raven stood to the side with a microphone of their own.

Once they were all set, the beat that had been playing throughout the tower stopped momentarily, but then started to play up again a few seconds later. Once it did, Cyborg, BB, Starfire and Raven started to dance and, Robin could not believe it, sing.

Drop It Like It's Hot, Titans Style

By Cyborg, featuring Beast Boy

Boom da boom da boom da boom…

Raven/Starfire:

Cyyyyyyyyyyyyy-boorgg!
Cyyyyyyyyyyyyy-boorgg!

Cyboorgg:

When the Titans in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the T-Car pops a tire
park it like it's hot
park it like it's hot
park it like it's hot
And if a villain get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got a mechanical arm and I'm shootin ma canon
And I kick the most butt cause I got it going on

BeastBoy:
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
but now I woke up, and have to fight some evil fiend?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar Moped
That's whiter than what's goin through your head
The T car, exterior like tofu eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know animals in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my mammals fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second (DING!)
Matter fact, you should take four C
And think before you fuck wit lil dude, BB

Cyboorgg:

Cyboorgg:
I'm half robot, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Bott, yeah I had to do that
I keep an extension cord hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crypt side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I beat BB so much Starfire says "Hooray!"
(scratches) "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"
C-Y-B double O-R, and a double G
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizza, the Grindaz and the Wafflez
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

Cyboorgg:

Cyboorgg:
I'm half machine, with a lot of parts
But I'm also half human, with a big heart
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$
Big Cyboorgg, yeah he's so smart
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you're on a red beam
Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?
Sonic Cannon now nigga, stop that!
Metal Handcuffs, now I'm on the move
Here comes the police cars, now you on the news
The Titans beat you, and we don't miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue
Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!

Cyboorgg:

Raven/Starfire:

Cyyyyyyyyyyyyy-boorgg!
Cyyyyyyyyyyyyy-boorgg!

Boom da boom da boom da boom…

(Real song: Drop It like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell Williams)

The beat faded, and everyone started to come out of the trance. Starfire and Raven were the first to come out of their daze, Beast Boy came next, and Cyborg was the last. They blinked and looked around at each other, completely confused as to why they were up on some stage in the middle of their living room that was never there before. But they were no where near to as confused Robin was.

"Um guys….. What the fuck was that?"

"I'd say," came an unknown voice with a British accent. "That it was totally and completely pathetic. I mean really, you can't have done any better?"

Simon was leaning up against the doorframe located behind the stage, looking at the Titans with disgust.

"Simon, don't be so mean!" Paula yelled from the couch as she flipped through channels on the Titans big screen TV. "It wasn't that bad. What do you think, Randy?"

Randy was currently in the kitchen, looking through the fridge. "Huh?" he yelled after hearing his name. "Yeah, sure, whatever." He said before pulling out a root beer and chugging it down.

AN: So, how was it? Stupid? Funny? Completely insane? Whatever it is, remember to review! There'll be four more chapters, one for each of the Titans, with their own songs. Each song will reflect the Titan that's singing it, one way or the other. Haha, this is going to be fun…. Remember to review!