Irresistable Poisson

by Moose Attacks

The whole crew and we mean the WHOLE crew are back for seventh year. Harry and Draco fall in love, but will Voldemort destroy their romance!

1. Chapter 1

IRRESISTABLE POISSON

Chapter 1: OMG!

It was the beginning of seventh year and Harry was extremely depressed. Hogwarts was still open, and he had decided to come back. He didn't understand why. He had a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach. Perhaps he should not have eaten that pasty. At the back of his head, something was nagging him. Ah, a mosquito. He brushed it away and sighed. The trees rustled ever-so-melodramatically. "Who am I?" Thought Harry. "Why am I here?"

Suddenly he caught sight of something a few feet away. It was a naked glowing body. Harry wondered who it could be. They were very hot in their naked glowing-ness. Harry squinted through his glasses. Suddenly, the naked glowing man raised his arms. There was a thunder clap, and he was struck by lightning. The glow increased. A cat meowed. Harry awoke with a start.