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---Obi-Won chases Grievous in Utapeu-
Obi-won: Ride! –Drops Lightsaber- Oh Crap!
Meanwhile…
C. Cody: What's that I see falling from above…-Slash- Oh My GOD! MY FKING ARM!
--Yoda: Lost a planet, Obi-won has. Very embarrassing.
Younglings: -Giggles-
Obi-won: Yes, could you…
Yoda: Very, very awkward, yes?
Obi-won: Yes sir, but I really need your…
Yoda: Become a Social outcast, Obi-won has.
Obi-won: I get it sir! I…
Yoda: Humiliating for him, this is.
Obi-won: SHUT UP!
--Storm Trooper1: Does Lord Vader have anything else to do but search for rebels with us?
Storm Trooper2: I think the guy is on a total power trip.
Vader: The Rebels SUCK!
Trooper1: He really has issues.
Trooper2: My thoughts exactly.
Vader: -Whispers-
Trooper1: (In dazed manner) I love you.
Trooper2: What!
Vader: Ha ha ha!
Trooper1: Damn It Vader!
--Meanwhile, on Hoth…..
Han Solo: Hang on, Luke! –Looks around- What to do! –Sees Tauntaun- Don't worry Luke! I have an idea! –Slices open Tauntaun- Oh wait. There's a Comfort inn. Can't believe I missed that.
--Palpatine: The dark side is a gateway for many abilities some would consider unnatural. Like this. –Pulls quarter from behind Anakin's ear-
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power? Because that was Cool!
Palpatine: No. It isn't.
--Chewbacca: ROWR.
Luke: No! It can't be true! It's not possible!
Chewbacca: ROWR, ROWR.
Luke: NOOOOO!
--Yoda: Training, with your old master. Qui-gon Jinn.
Obi-won: Qui-Gon! Really!
Yoda: No. Not really.
--Vader: Come to the dark side. We have Cookies!
Luke: Okay…..Wait! What kind of cookies?
Vader: One's with raisins.
Luke: SCREW YOU!
Well, I hope you liked the second romp through hilarity. I will update, whenever I feel like it! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!