Titans: The Musical
By Star's Fire, with the help of his so very cute and so very special little sister, Jessica.
Summary: Once upon a time in Titans Tower, everyone was doing their own thing, but then, out of nowhere, a mysterious music starts to play. What will the Titans do about it? Sing, of course! But what will Simon have to say about it?
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, any of the original versions of the songs, OR Simon. … You happy now?
AN: Hello again, everyone! Sorry I couldn't have updated this sooner. I am in desperate need of a new computer. So now we have two Titans down, three to go. I already know what songs I'm gonna do for Starfire and Robin, but I have absolutely no idea what to do for Raven. I had a couple of ideas, but they all backfired on me, so now I got nuffin for her. I'd really appreciate it if anyone could give me any ideas via reviews, it'd help me a lot! But don't worry about that right now. On with the story.
Chapter Two: Just Change It
Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven and Starfire were still standing up on the mysterious stage in the middle of their living room with confused looks on their faces, wondering what the hell was going on. Robin had his back to them, and was yelling at the strange people that appeared inside the Tower with not so much as a knock on the door, trying to be heard over their bickering.
"Would you people just tell me who you are!" Robin yelled angrily, a vein popping out of his forehead. But it seemed that their guests didn't even notice he was there.
"Will you change the channel already? What is the point of this show? It's ridiculous!" Simon shouted, gesturing to the Big Screen TV.
"Full House is not ridiculous, Simon! It's a good show! It teaches people life lessons! And Randy, would you just give me one of those damn Root Beers?" Paula lunged towards Randy, who was sitting on the other side of the couch, holding many cans of the Titans Root Beer in his arms.
"No!" he yelled very childlike. "MY Root Beer, not yours!"
"JUST GIVE ME ONE, DAMN IT!"
"CHANGE THE CHANNEL!"
"AND IF I DON'T?"
"JUST-CHANGE-IT!"
Just as suddenly as the strange visitors appeared inside Titans Tower, another beat started to play. "Oh no…" Robin moaned as he turned to face the stage. Just as he expected, his teammates started to get that dazed look in their eyes and pick up the fallen microphones. BeastBoy was now at the front of the stage, while Cyborg, Raven and Starfire stood in a line behind him. The beat momentarily stopped again, started over, and the performance begun. Cyborg, Raven and Starfire started to break dance while Beast Boy brought the microphone to his mouth.
Just Change It
By Beast Boy
Doow non non… Doow non non… Doow non non
Beast Boy:
Ok!
Guess who's back …
Back again …
BB's back …
Tell a friend …
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop...Pajama time
Beast Boy:
Come here little puppies, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And i don't mean rap as in a new case of mammal molestation accusation
Aah aah aah aah aah !
no worries, BB's got a brand new bag of jokes
what else could i possibly do to avoid goin broke
and now I'm thirsty so Ima go get a coke.
That's not a stab at Pepsi
That's just a metaphor, I'm just crazy
I go a little bit psycho sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good god, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Tee pee for my bunghole and it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it
Give a little poot poot, it's ok
FART!
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
BeastBoy:
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah squirrel shake that ass,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now change it
Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff
Just change it
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
Change again
Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack
One more
Oink Oink
A Bonus!
Hee-Haw!
BeastBoy:
It's Friday and it's my day
Used to party all the way to sunday
Maybe till monday, i dunno what day
Everday's just a holiday
Flyin' down the freeway
As a bird-ay
Turn into a cheata, let my fur blow
I dunno where i'm goin'
All I know is when i get there
Someones gonna
touch my body !
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feel just a little stressed out from work
Could you step on me while turn into a mouse,
Spit on me, possibly ruin my blouse...yeah!
What's your name girl
What's your sign
Cyborg: Man, you must be out your mind
Cy!
aah aah
Beer goggles, blind
I'm just trying to unwind !
BeastBoy:
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah squirrel shake that ass,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now change it
Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff
Just change it
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
Change again
Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack
One more
Oink Oink
A Bonus!
Hee-Haw!
BeastBoy:
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and i don't know what happend
Rae says I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
Aah aah aah aah aah
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
Cy said save it
You was bitin an old lady
Yellin at her, sayin
You got rabies!
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
it's real intense no one makes a sound
Everything looks like a damn zoo now
The beat comes back and Starfire loses herself
A step back to reality
Look, I'm a Rabbity!
You ate meat?
What the fuck, man?
Duba duba duba duba duba duba
I don't have any lines to go right here so
Duba duba duba duba fellas what? fellas what?
Grab you left nut, make the right one jealous what?
Black squirrels
White squirrels
Skinny squirrels
Fat squirrels
Tall squirrels
Small squirrels
I'm calling all squirrels
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little romance or
Butt squeezin it's the season
Just go
aah aah aah aah
it so appeasing
BeastBoy:
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah squirrel shake that ass,
Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now change it
Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff
Just change it
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
Change again
Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack
One more
Oink Oink
A Bonus!
Hee-Haw!
BeastBoy:
Mmmmm touch my body …
Mmmmm touch my body …
Ooh squirrel just touch my body …
I mean girl just touch my body…
(Real Song: Just Lose It by Eminem)
The beat faded once again, and the Titans came out of their daze. Cyborg and Beast Boy jumped down off of the stage as soon as they were able to, as if they were afraid it would eat them up.
"That," Paula said before Robin could say anything himself. "Was definitely something else. I applaud you." She clapped as Simon crossed his arms over his chest.
"I dunno, it still seemed somewhat pathetic to me."
Randy made sudden noises through his mouth as if he was also trying to say something, but it just sounded like a bunch of gurgles with all of that Root Beer in him. Robin turned back to his friends and was about to question them when Starfire flew into the air with a huge grin plastered on her face.
"That was a very magnificent experience! Beast Boy did the 'rapping' very well, did he not? But I believe that it is now my turn, I wish to be next!"
AN: So how was that? Remember to review, oh and let me know if you have any ideas for a song that Raven could sing! But until then, I'm out. Peace!