Titans: The Musical
By Star's Fire, with the help of his so very cute and so very special little sister, Jessica.
Summary: Once upon a time in Titans Tower, everyone was doing their own thing, but then, out of nowhere, a mysterious music starts to play. What will the Titans do about it? Sing, of course! But what will Simon have to say about it?
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, any of the original versions of the songs, OR Simon. … You happy now?
AN: Hi everybody, sorry that this chapter is so late. Lots of things going on, trust me, you don't wanna know. Anyway, I'm happy with how this chapter came out (and I hope that you are too) but I'm even happier with the reviews I've gotten! So supportive! I love it! So, here are my, ya know, responding message thingies for the second chapter, starting from first to last:
-april4rmH-town: Thanks for the support!
-tvdramamaster: Ohohoho, no worries my friend, I have many things in store… -excited giggle-
-Napolean Dynamite clone: Weird Al Yankovic? ……Hmmmm… … -evil laugh-
-daydreamr'girl: How do I think of these, you ask? Muhahaha, I have a sick mind my friend, a very sick mind…… -looks around nervously-ahem uh…. Ignore that last comment…. 0.o
Note: Hey, just so ya know, it's "recommended" that you play the song while reading the version I wrote.
…Lol ok so, on with the chapter!
Chapter Three: Humps of a Star
"I wish to be next!"
Starfire flew into the air with flourish as she exclaimed these words, and almost immediately, another beat started to play, much to Robin's horror.
But this time, it took a little bit longer than before for everyone to get into "position." Despite their tries to get as far away as possible from the stage when the last song ended, Cyborg and Beast Boy were the first to get back on it, ready to perform. Starfire floated a little bit above the stage with a dazed look, but with a big smile nonetheless, while Raven floated towards Simon, Randy and Paula, ready to watch the performance.
Robin looked up at the stage, expecting for the beat to pick up and the oncoming song to begin, but something else happened…
Once his eyes fell upon the stage, Robin felt himself going dizzy, a slight headache forming at the back of his head. Right when he felt like he was about to pass out, the weird sensation eased a bit, allowing him to straighten himself out.
He tried to reach up to rub his head, but was shocked to find out that he couldn't. In fact, he had no control of his body at all! He looked down and saw his own two feet walking towards the stage on their own accord, his hand going for one of the microphones as he went! When he made it up onto the stage, he was completely bewildered and had no idea what to do. But suddenly, he had another weird sensation…
Suddenly, he had an uncontrollable urge… an urge… to… perform!
Humps of a Star
By Starfire and Robin
(Real song: My Humps by Black Eyed Peas)
trumpet playing, followed by the beat...
Robin:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
Starfire:
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely alien lumps. Check it out!
I drive these earthlings crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me cream of ic-y's.
Mas y Menos,
Villains and Heros
Raven, they be fightin'
All their money got me eatin'
mus-turd but I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Star Bolts, True Tamaran,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't takin'
We can keep on flirtin'
I keep on wond-err-ing…
My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
Robin:
She's got me fightiiiing…
Starfire:
Ohh! Fightin' all these people over me and spending time on me.
Robin:
She's got me fightiiiing…
Starfire:
Ohh! Fightin' all these people over me, o-over me, over me
Robin:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Starfire:
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
Robin:
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass up in that skirt?
Starfire:
I'm a make, make, make, make you hurt
Make u hurt, make you hurt.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely alien lumps. Check it out!
Robin:
I met a girl from outer space.
I thought hey, she's got a pretty face
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Come with me not with Speedy.
I mix your mustard wit my Bird-a-rang,
Sexy, sexy Bird-a-rang,
Mix your mustard with my Bird-a-rang, sexy, sexy riiiiiiight.
Starfire:
They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always flyin' next to me,
Always fightin' next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If u touch it I'ma shoot some Star Bolts,
You don't want no Star Bolts,
No, no Star Bolts, no, no, no, no Star Bolts
So don't take my mustard boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a fight boy,
And move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely alien lumps
My lovely alien lumps
My lovely alien lumps
In the back and in the front.
My lovin' got u,
Robin:
She's got me fightiiiing…
Starfire:
Ohh! Fightin' all these people over me and spending time on me.
Robin:
She's got me fightiiiing…
Starfire:
Ohh! Fightin' all these people over me, o-over me, over me
Robin:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Starfire:
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
Robin:
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass up in that skirt?
Starfire:
I'm a make, make, make, make you hurt
Make u hurt, make you hurt.
Robin:
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Starfire:
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
Robin:
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
Starfire:
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
Robin:
She's got me fightiiiing…
Starfire:
Ohh! Fightin' all these people over me and spending time on me.
Robin:
She's got me fightiiiing…
Starfire:
Ohh! Fightin' all these people over me, o-over me, over me
fade out...
… … …
… … …
Robin's eye twitched.
"THAT WAS MARVELOUS!" Starfire suddenly exclaimed, dropping her microphone and flying around the whole tower with glee.
Meanwhile, everyone else was in a completely different state of being. Cyborg looked as if he were still in his daze. He stood in the exact same spot where he stopped his break dancing (breaking everything else in the progress), and the blue glow of the mechanical side of his face was glowing very brightly.
Beast Boy, also in the same spot where he stopped his animal break dancing, was currently drooling very dog-like, his hands shaking ever so slightly.
Simon was wide eyed, his arms still crossed, but it looked as if he was gripping them very tightly. Randy had dropped his Root Beer during the show and was now sitting on the couch rocking slowly back and forth, muttering to himself.
Paula and Raven, being the only other two women in the Tower who hadn't showed off their…. Humps…. Weren't as distracted as the men were, even though their faces did look a little flushed.
"Well… that was…. Uh…" Paula started to say, but she didn't get any farther and became silent again.
"…I need to meditate." Raven said abruptly and hastily floated up into the air.
Randy suddenly jumped up from the couch. "I need to use your bathroom!"
"…Yeah, yeah me too!" Simon yelled, catching on.
"Uh, yea m-me too…" Beast Boy stammered, inching towards the door.
"W-well, why don't I show you where they are…" Cyborg offered, sweating a little bit. He walked slowly to the door, the others close behind. Three feet away, and they all broke into a run.
"It's a good thing this place had multiple bathrooms…" Paula whispered.
Oh, and Robin…. Well, Robin was still on stage, in his own little world, his eye twitching every now and then.
AN: … … … … … … lmao.