Chapter 4: The End

Harry arrived punctually in the astronomy tower. Voldemort was there. "Hello, Harry," said Voldemort.

"Hi," said Harry. "Prepare to die!

Ron and Ginny were sitting in the corner having a cup of tea.

"What did Dumbledore tell you about your father?" Voldemort inquired.

"Nothing," said Harry.

"Well, uh, what do you KNOW about your father?" Voldemort asked.

"Durrr..." said Harry. "His name was James?"

"Why must you make this so difficult! I'm trying to be dramatic here! Harry, who killed your father!"

"YOU DID!" Harry SCREAMED IN RAGE!

"No, Harry," said Voldemort. "I AM YOUR FATHER!"

"Fancy that," Ginny said.

"Ima bust a cap in yo ass!" Harry shouted, pointing his wand at Voldemort. "AVADA KEDAVRA!"