AN: If any of you have read the fic OPERATION: EGG, well, I swear I didn't steal that idea. I wrote this before I saw that fic (and plus the idea is different). Oh, if you haven't read it, do because it's awesome.
Alright, back to the fic.
"Ooh, Wally, Rainy is going to be the prettiest girl ever, don't you think?" The Japanese girl squealed as she cradled the 'baby'.
He rolled his eyes. "Since when are we calling it Rainy?"
"Don't call her an 'it', she's sensitive. Aren't you, my little bundle of joy. What's wrong with the name 'Rainy'?"
"It's a doll! It doesn't need a name."
"Don't say stuff like that!" She scolded. "We are her parents; therefore we need to provide nurturing to our young and developing offspring,"
"Did you hear that off the Animal Planet or something? I got news for you. It's not a baby! It's a doll."
"Which reminds me of something," She cleared her throat and looked at Wally meaningfully. "Where do babies come from?"
Wally turned a deep crimson color. "Oh, er, well you know, when two people love each other very much, they, er, well you know, they, um . Well when they get married and stuff, and you know, they're in love, they sometimes, well, they . . ."
"What do they do?"
"Uh they, er, they, well they have a baby! That's all. You know what I mean?"
She giggled. "It's cute how you trip over your words."
He blushed again. The electronic baby shrieked. He glared at it. 'Stupid thing ruined a hallmark moment.'
"Aw, look! Rainy is hungry." Kuki pulled a toy bottle out of her backpack.
"How do you know?" Wally looked at her, amazed.
"Mother's intuition."
"You ain't a mom!"
"Daddy's gonna feed you, don't worry. Here." She handed the baby and the bottle over to Wally.
"What am I supposed to do?"
"Feed her of course, silly."
He didn't bother to argue. He held the bottle awkwardly to the baby's mouth. "This is stupid," He grumbled.
The two were at the tree house in Numbuh 4's room. The others weren't back from school yet, so they didn't know there was a new addition.
"Since Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 5 are the oldest, they can be Rainy's grandparents."
"I doubt they would want to be known as its grandparents."
"You're right. Why didn't I think of it earlier? They're definitely going to be her aunt and uncle. Or godparents. What do you think?"
"I think the whole thing is stupid."
"Oh well, it really doesn't matter what you think. After all, you're only the dad."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Oh, you know. The dads don't do anything except sit around in front of the TV watching football and drinking beer, or reading those nasty magazines. Everyone knows that the mom does all the real work."
"That's not true!"
"Oh really? Name one man who takes care of his child without his wife's help."
"Hmmm, let's see. Mr. Lincoln for one. And Mr. Uno."
"Oh yeah, I forgot about them. But still, you don't want to help raise our darling daughter."
At that moment, the rest of the team entered. "You two have a daughter?" Hoagie giggled. "I didn't think you guys liked each other that way."
Wally turned red. Kuki looked at him strangely.
"What way?" she asked, clueless.
AN: I tried to make the chapter longer, but I don't this chapter was very good. Oh well, next chapter will be long and good (Maybe).
