Chapter 4: The Real End
Suddenly Voldemort threw back his cloak, and revealed himself to be none other than... Draco Malfoy!
"I was j/k!" Malfoy exclaimed. "Poisson d'Avril!"
Harry chuckled. "Oh, Malfoy! You're just the cutest!"
"Hoo-ray," said Ginny.
"I am completely accepting of the fact that my best friend is having a relationship with our mortal enemy," Ron declared.
"Harry," said Sirius, "Harry! I am your godfather!"