Author's Note: This story came about after my good friend Deanne made me a challenge, which you can see below! I took it all in stride, and am quite proud of the results! This story is not intended to offend anyone, so please don't sue me if you don't like anything! Please R and R! Oh, and Stargate is not my property, although I wouldn't mind having Daniel, Jack ,Teal'c and Davis in my care!

•April fools day and Jack has to play a practical joke on as many well known sg

personnel (e.g sg1, davis, styler, Hammond)

•Some1 has to get revenge

•Daniel has to impersonate davis

•.Sam has to say or do something completely blond

•some1 on base steals teal'cs icecream…..

•Jonas comes to earth and wants to get a job in a fast food place.

"O'NEILL!" Jack winced as he heard the deep voice bellow his name.

"Yes Teal'c?" he asked, turning to face the Jaffa. Teal'c had that murderous look on his face. Jack usually only saw that when they were facing off a Goa'uld. He began to worry. Only one thing, other then the Goa'uld, could make Teal'c this angry.

"My ice cream is gone!" Teal'c roared. Jack cringed. Oh yeah, only one thing. He was in big trouble.

"Your ice cream?" he echoed.

"My ice cream," Teal'c confirmed, taking a step forward. "Some one has taken it!"

"Now, who would do such a thing?" Jack squeaked, backing away slowly.

"That is what I intend to find out," Teal'c glared at Jack for a minute, his jaw clenched tightly. Jack nearly wet himself. This was it, he thought. Teal'c is finally gonna kill me.

"Colonel Reynolds told me that you were the last person he saw near my quarters. Where I keep my ice cream!"

"Reynolds?" Jack exclaimed, plotting the Colonel's demise in his head. Oh yes. Colonel David Reynolds was going to die a horrible death. That is, if Jack survived his friend.

"Indeed," Teal'c snarled. "I am going to ask you once O'Neill: did you take my ice cream?" Jack swallowed noisily. Teal'c could read him like a book. He was so going down.

"I was going to return it," he whispered, cowering from his friend.

"Return it! I require it now!" Teal'c bellowed again, taking another step forward.

"I ate it all," Jack said softly. Teal'c's face grew all the more scary, and he took a few more steps. Suddenly he was in Jack's personal space. Jack closed his eyes, preparing for the pain.

"Hey guys, what's going on?" Jack opened his eyes, and looked past the mountain that stood in front of him.

"Danny!" he exclaimed, happier then ever to see his best friend. Teal'c glanced at Daniel, frowning.

"DanielJackson," he said, stepping away. Jack breathed a sigh of relief.

"What's going on?" Daniel quizzed again, looking concerned.

"Nothing is wrong DanielJackson. I will take my leave now," he turned back to Jack. "I will seek my revenge O'Neill. When you are least prepared." With that said, the Jaffa turned and left the room.

"What's going on!" Daniel asked for the third time, looking annoyed.

"I think I need a new pair of pants," Jack muttered. Daniel raised his eyebrows, a thought crossing his mind.

"YOU took Teal'cs ice cream? Jack, are you insane!" he exclaimed. Jack shrugged.

"I felt like some ice cream. The stuff in the commissary is crap. I wanted some good stuff!" he explained sheepishly. Daniel shook his head.

"He is gonna get you good!" he said laughing. Jack glared at his 'so called' friend.

"Shut up," he muttered.

"Oh, don't be such a baby. Now, come on, let's go get you changed!" Jack followed the laughing archaeologist out the door, muttering under his breath.