Sigh...do you all remember back in the old days, in the first three seasons, when Chan and Pheebs would always have their little moments? You know, the donald duck conversation, singing together, talking about Spiderman...I loved those moments so much, they were so great together, and it still annoys me that they stopped doing that...anyway, I am trying to capture the fun and silliness that those two had, because they really are so wonderful together! I hope I am doing a good job too hehe. If anybody has any ideas on this story, please let me know...I am probably going to finish it next chapter, but I may be able to slip something in, if someone has any requests...other then that, not much else! Please read and review and I love you! Oh, and seeing I am Australian, I have no idea how much things cost in America...so if my pricing is a bit off...just smile and nod, okay?

I do not own friends/actors/characters, but I do own a woodland of wonderful flying creatures...okay, no more caffiene for me!

"Wow…cd's really fly well, don't they?"

Chandler glared at Phoebe as she spoke, the pair making their way down the street.

"I loved that cd, you know…it was one of my favourites!"

"Well, now it can be a homeless person's favourites!" Chandler rolled his eyes.

"I can't believe you did that! But you know what, it doesn't matter! I can buy it again; in fact…oh look! A cd shop! Bye bye!"

Phoebe stared at Chandler's retreating form for a moment, then raced after him.

"Wait! We were meant to meet the guys at Central Perk!" she exclaimed, grabbing his arm.

"Oh, we're gonna meet them! We're gonna meet them with a little friend called the truth! That's right baby! It's all coming out! You are so busted! Nyaha!" Chandler did his victory dance and Phoebe felt like kicking his legs out from under him. Instead, she smiled sweetly.

"Okay, fine…you go to your little cd shop…you find your little cd. It isn't going to prove anything, the song isn't on there," she insisted. Chandler stared at her blankly.

"Phoebe…you just threw the cd out the window! After checking to see if the song was on there! Is there really any point in still pretending?"

"Shh…they might be listening!" Phoebe looked around suspiciously, and Chandler found himself following her gaze. Feeling ridiculous, he let out a small groan.

"Okay…I am going into this store…I am going to prove you wrong, and they are going to know, and I am going to laugh, and you are going to be busted, and you are going to feel bad, and I am going to be the coolest guy who ever walked this planet!"

"Wow…I was totally not listening to that at all," Phoebe said offhandedly. Chandler glowered at her for a moment.

"I'm going to get the cd…you wanna come in and try and stop me? Stop the pain from hitting you again? The pain of failure?"

"I really do not like this side of you Chandler Bing…but no, I think I will stay out here, and wait," Phoebe said, smiling once more. Chandler eyed her suspiciously.

"R-Really? But…but how will you stop me from out here? Unless….unless you are going to, like, trip me when I come out and run away with the cd, leaving me broken and bruised on the ground?"

"No, I am not going to do that…I just don't see any point in going in with you, that's all," Phoebe claimed. Chandler continued to look at her strangely, then shrugged.

"Alright…your loss…but you must be prepared to be outed very soon!"

"Oh, I'm prepared alright…you go and you get your precious cd…I'll be waiting." Phoebe winked at Chandler, who cocked his head in confusion. Blinking a few times, he turned and walked into the store. Phoebe let a small grin cover her face, then turned and walked into the jewellery store next door.

The pair met outside the stores minutes later, Chandler looking put out while Phoebe looked innocent.

"Where is my wallet?" Chandler asked coolly. Phoebe glanced at him in surprise.

"Oh? It's not in your pocket? That is so unlikely!" She grinned at Chandler, who continued to stare at her.

"When did you take it?"

"Chandler, I didn't take it…I would never do anything like that! And on a completely different subject, look what I just bought!" she held her wrist out and Chandler glanced at it briefly, then did a double take at her new bracelet.

"Is…is that gold?" he exclaimed.

"Ya huh! And I for one just have to say thanks ever so much for buying it for me! I love it so much!"

"What? You used my money to buy that? That must have cost-"

"465 dollars…and I didn't use your money! I used your credit card!" Phoebe let out a small laugh as Chandler's face started to turn red. "That's right Chandler Bing; you've met your match!"

"That is going back, right now!"

"Nuh uh! This is my birthday present from you!"

"I already got you a birthday present!" Chandler yelled.

"No you didn't! You said that you ordered something but it never came! And that was months ago! You owe me a birthday present! And this is what this is! Sparkly, huh?"

"Phoebe!" Chandler took a few deep breaths, calming himself slightly. "You do realise that I need that money? I mean, somebody has to feed Joey!"

"Let Monica do it! Besides, you have a lot more money in there…in fact, I could do with some new shoes…" Phoebe trailed off, raising her eyebrow suggestively. Chandler held out his hand.

"Give me my wallet."

"No way!"

"Give it to me!"

"Oh, you want it? You really want it? Do you?"

"No, I was just demanding it because I like the sound of my own voice at this decibel …give it to me!"

Phoebe rolled her eyes, and reached into her pocket. "Okay, but you are being really childish about this…here." She held out Chandler's wallet and he made a grab at it, but she pulled back at the last second. "Oh! Oh no! Oh, look!" she jammed the wallet down the front of her pants, then looked at Chandler pitifully. "Oh no…look where it went!" Chandler raised an eyebrow.

"I'll go in there."

"You wouldn't dare!"

"Oh really? Well come here, and watch me not shove my hand down you pants! Oh wait, that isn't right! I'm going in!" Phoebe let out a shriek as Chandler lunged for her, jumping back from his reach.

"Okay…I'll make you a deal…I'll give you back your wallet, and think about taking back the bracelet…which means you will owe me a birthday present by the way…I'll do that if you give up on this whole proving me wrong thing!" Chandler considered her words for a moment, while Phoebe watched him warily.

"Hmm…to give up on it would mean me losing my dignity…and I have already lost that so many times that it is beginning to hurt…so money, or dignity? Hmm…no deal!" he lunged for Phoebe once more and she let out another shriek, then bolted down the street, Chandler hot on her heels as she screamed:

"No! No! Noooo!"